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femboycloudstrife

Not the Barack Obama Bratzona . 💀

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cryptonomica

my inner monologue as I attempt to not have a weed panic attack in public

somethinginthestatic

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

brothfan1997

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

brothfan1997

he’s waiting for you to respond

wumblr

i have to go grocery shopping (AGAIN, when does it end) but unfortunately i actually made chili because of that stupid clippy post so now i can put it off for at least another day

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affirmations for going to the grocery store later

lowpolyanimals

Wooly from Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon

cantina-band

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

sigilmint

i couldn’t fucking resist

enderspawn

every so often i remember pog stands for pomegranate orange guava and i am struck down by the sheer strength of the butterfly effect

enderspawn

1. Haleakala Dairy creates a juice of passion fruit (not pomegranate, my bad), orange, and guava and calls it "P.O.G."

2. A game involving milk bottle caps pops up in the 70s, haleakala makes their lids collectable to play that game with the "POG" label

3. Game gets very popular in the 90s, gets called "pogs" based on the og caps (primarily) used having "POG" on them

4. Streamer Ryan Gutierre makes funny haha exaggerated faces in 2010

5. In 2011, same guy releases a video called "Pogs Championship"

6. PogChamp emoji is created, short for the "Pogs Championship' video, and its used to signify excitement (also sometimes "Play Of the Game" since it shares an acronym)

its all fruit

lowpolyanimals

Duckling from Splatoon 2

teathattast

notactuallythebrand7up

icedlondonfrog

doubleca5t

holy shit this BNHA drama might be one of the funniest things to happen in the history of manga I am YELLING

doubleca5t

for people who haven't been tracking this, the official translation for chapter 321 of the BNHA dropped today and it includes this page:

this is Mineta, one of the franchises' many side characters, describing how he "fell for" the main character, Deku. Now while there has been some debate over if this translation is accurate, fan translators have dug into the original text and found that the verb he's using here in Japanese is almost always used to mean "fell in love with" so while this may not pan out in the long run, this appears to be Mineta coming out as either gay or bi.

to put into context how funny this is, BNHA has a massive shipping community (mostly centered around various combinations of the male leads) who have been begging for gay representation in the series for YEARS. There are people who have gone to Johnlock levels of trutherism for some of these ships like it's that insane.

But Mineta is NOT one of those characters that people like shipping with the other boys. In fact, Mineta is, by far, the most hated character in the whole series. Mineta is nearly universally regarded as being annoying, unfunny, and awful. His entire personality is that he's a lecherous pervert who will take every opportunity he can get to peep on or sexually harass the girls. People fucking DISPISE this guy. There are well populated tags on AO3 for him being either dead, absent from the story, or replaced by another character. Also he looks like this:

like I'm sorry but I cannot stop laughing at this it's such a monkey's paw ass turn of events like "oh what's that BNHA fandom, you want a canon gay character? here you go! [finger curls]"

doubleca5t

and look, before anyone decides to come for me on this, yes, I am aware this will probably get cleared up later and it'll turn out this was just a bad translation but like... let me have this moment. let me wring every drop of joy I can out of this one, beautiful, chaotic moment. This one instant of a fanbase that has produced some of the worst discourse on the internet, one of the most inhospitable twitter environments out there, some of the CRINGIEST tiktoks I've ever seen.

Let me just laugh at their pain if only just for today

cause you know what, I hope this is canon. I hope Mineta IS in love with Deku.

I hope Deku is in love with him

And I hope we die

I hope we both die

jetzv

Didn't see anyone that posted it, so here you go. Credit to revuexfgemini on Twitter:

catterrificposts

the funniest part of death note was when light thought, "The police are spying on me through cameras in my room. I need them to think I'm a normal high school boy." and then he proceeded to read a porn magazine for 5 minutes without cranking his chain. all while laying on his bed like this

guerrillatech

glitchedcatto

i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german

takaraphoenix

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...