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im actually maybe one of the only people who daf about surgery. actually i like it. i think anesthesia is fun. but . brother.. What Can you even Do. youd have to icecream scoop my abdominal cavity. strawberry blackberry swirl.

pretending like im not noticing my cramping pretending my doctor didnt say surgerys looking more and more possible if medication cant do it.

#its my fucking intestines what are they gonna do #its fine #im normal #my uterus is growing where it should #i dont have any loose endometrial buckshot loose in my abdominal cavity #I Am Healthy

pussy truck faggot

i dont know how else to explain it sometimes its too Loud but if i lower the volume its too quiet. sometimes it sounds like the audio is peaking. but its not the thing im listening too thats peaking its my ears. like flicking a light switch sometimes will peak.

i want to muffle sounds on my side without completely blocking them.

doubleca5t

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

patricianicoloso

Urubu-preto/Black Vulture

Coragyps atratus

#YEEAAHHH #animals

segmentedleg

hearse donuts

sailie

shisasan

I am preposterously tired;

July 13, 1913 Letters to Felice by Franz Kafka First published : 1973

#narcolepsy

softwaring

cant listen to music cause i need to charge my headphones

cant read cause i need to charge my book

cant smoke cause i need to charge my cig

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#what CAN i do? quickly.

imsobadatnicknames2

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

#AND YOU DONT HAVE TO FUCKING CHARGE THEM!!!!!#i saw this tiktok that was like. can i use your charger? i need to charge my cig. no sorry im charging my book. the future sucks.