second sin

[they/them]

[mellonfish]

sooo bird cage weapon + armor idea

[stylo-real]

if the sun's core is ~15,000,000°C, and you're driving in the desert with one flat tire, and you have a pastrami sandwich from the diner 3 miles back, what should you have in your pocket?

five dollas

[pseudokaleidoscope]

the answer I was looking for was a thin and crisp 5x7" sheet of uranium for your blinker fluid or a yacht but that works too ❤️❤️

[pseudokaleidoscope]

hello Levi Ackerman here. have you seen an ugly blonde smelly disgusting evil pathetic bearded ape recently? I need his head.

Wow‼️‼️ Levi Ackerman himself on tumblr ‼️

sorry I haven't seen any such thing recently, vro was at a cat cafe last month tho, last time I saw em

[charl0ttan]

you could just hit other people as a kid

[pseudokaleidoscope]

no??

[charl0ttan]

well i happen to know that you could suplex just about anybody you wanted back in the oughts

[pseudokaleidoscope]

damn ok unc

fr tho I thought my elementary was just really really bad bc I had teachers making kids hurt others really badly when the kids didn't want to and were very screamy at little kids for not knowing shit before they were taught, and other stuff too ig. I didn't know that was commonplace among most elementary schools? /gen

[absolutelyzoned]

the world will never stop but some things have to end

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy, can you count to one million?

1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 201 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 No

[charl0ttan]

you could just hit other people as a kid

[pseudokaleidoscope]

no??

[pseudokaleidoscope]

I sounded reminiscent of a machine gun

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

susie both hates sans and thinks sans is fucking funny lol

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[freakish-hazzard]

(The sexual or lack thereof has nothing to do with if they pure is heart or dark is evil btw.)

[taxeduptrotter]

SLOW DOWN!

[pseudokaleidoscope]

Theres one teeny cloud among the vast, blue sky.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[i-am-a-fish]

The thing about warm and clean clothes is, they feel good

[pseudokaleidoscope]

i feel like a claw machine rn

[pseudokaleidoscope]

if beef is boyfriend, then is girlfriend geef??

[pseudokaleidoscope]

peef for partner ? pr? My public relations?