🌃Stylo🌃

[stylo-real]

if the sun's core is ~15,000,000°C, and you're driving in the desert with one flat tire, and you have a pastrami sandwich from the diner 3 miles back, what should you have in your pocket?

five dollas

[roisinlikesbooks]

Today at work I asked one of the kids what her favourite colour was and she said:

‘Pink and purple. They’re pretty. I used to liked yellow but I got fed up with it.’ She stares into the distance. Suddenly this five year old child in her flowery dress with matching ribbons in her hair has become a battle-hardened veteran. She’s seen some shit.

‘Too many things are yellow now’. If this were a movie she’d knock back the last of her whiskey and get up from the bar. I know in my heart of hearts this kid is sick of minions.

[bitcoitus]

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

[bitcoitus]

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

[darypeacher]

[bertholdthoovuh]

Berta!!

[darypeacher]

[stylo-real]

i lov eyou hange zoe

[darypeacher]

[attackontitanisthegreatest]

how I love goth mikasa

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oh my god

[starryackrmn]

when i say i have a thing for season 3 levi specifically..

this is what i mean:

something about the grey shirt and visible collarbone just does things to me.

like okay top me right now.

[stylo-real]

everyone go watch aot for no other reason than how hot Levi Ackerman is

[darypeacher]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[stylo-real]

Lord hit me with your girlbeam please…,,..

[stylo-real]

You all will never guess what happened guys

[stylo-real]

i cant send images in your askbox💔💔💔💔 no weird memes for you L

Young sheldon

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trick or treat (:<

Young sheldon

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HELLOHELLOHELLO I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASKS EXIST AND I AM IN FACT ABLE TO SEND THEM SO . ELLO

Young sheldon

[stylo-real]

tumblr user @dilemma-danger is a salamander now @salamander-mcr. spread the word

Hes a salad????

[stylo-real]

gay

Okay says the boyfriend haver