The boy who almost made it

22yr old going about life one stride at a time

[angrypunkandtrans]

[starsleeps]

A praying mantis ghostwrote this

[fosterreborn]

[poqari]

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

[whatthebec]

it’s the vitamin d bitch

[saywhat-politics]

All The White Supremacists Running For Office In 2018

Plus candidates who've said white supremacist things, hung out with white supremacists, or talked to anti-Semitic publications.

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

Paraphrase:

‘Arthur Jones is running unopposed in the Chicago primary on March 20.

Paul Nehlen is running to replace Paul Ryan. The next primary is in August.

Sean Donahue is running to replace Lou Barletta. The article just says (R-Pa), then mentions Hazelton, Pennsylvania.

John Abarr is running for the Montana state House of Representatives as a Democrat. 

Joe Arpaio is running for Senate in Arizona and I cannot believe this guy.

Steve King is up for re-election in Iowa.

Corey Stewart is running for Senate in Virginia.

Matt Gaetz is up for re-election in Florida.

Dana Rohrabacher is also up for re-election in California.

Lou Barletta is running for Senate in Pennsylvania.’

The article explains why they call each of these men white supremacists.

[freshfreshsalad]

[bellygangstaboo]

what the hell is going on in this country?!

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

Well damn

[justcariii]

Shit has been bad for a while

[fatcr0w]

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

[msleoduh]

Reblog to save a life….

[ryderdai]

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

[aixela89]

Reblog to save a life

[timberwolfalpha]

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

[kelsium]

Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.

[sobeitjay2]

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We bought some dumb ass camera gear

[gogoadaggio]

these leopard pants

[datpointdexter]

But y'all didn’t put the best part: Jaden’s comments

[akron-squirrel]

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

[luisonte]

El Roomba lowcost

[thats-so-ravenloft]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[kitch-n-sync]

Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea

[thesinnohleague]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

[obviousplant]

5 Ways to Appear Taller

[porterr-robinson]

its the no notes ghoast

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[leafcrunch]

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

[toastoat]

Oh thank god

[ohthehypocrisy]

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

[sreegs-archive]

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted (something that requires manual manipulation of the database), when the note counter tries to add notes to it, it gets nil to start with.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

[997]

absolutely hate ????

[antiandrogen]

I’M IN PHYSICAL PAIN!!!!

[chainsawpunk]

cussy? exussy?