Typical

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[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[aylen-san]

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[misterwonka]

[lokihiddleston]

KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989)

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[mondo-grosso]

[toxetta]

me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

[madragingven]

finally just about finished with our caterpillar bead curtain :3

[dave-matthews-band]

ohhhh yeah it's a pretty big hit with the resident caterpillars

[ilovemywife103947]

I need the rainbow trout truck so bad

[ilovemywife103947]

ladies you aren’t gonna believe this but I found a second trouck

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[busty-shackleford]

If you like American Nyquil you will LOVE Mexican Desenfriol

[beyonceisstraight]

I took my first benadryl at the tender age of 28 and it cured the horrible sinus infection/allergic reaction i was having. this was before i moved to the us. I've since then taken it more than once but never seen the hat man. but a good home remedy i do is to eat very spicy food when I'm sick. I did it when I got covid and it returned my sense of taste. I made soup so spicy that the nerve receptors woke up. (joking)