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@psiionic-fbi-agent
Walks into the office and looks around
@fbi-agent-melbourne who the hell are you?
wow, you walk into the office and the first new agent you ask about is Melbourne, instead of the literal alien.
Oh sorry I’m used to the other alien..
wait there’s another alien?
Ye @fbialien
oh i thought he was just a mutant of some sort.
Walks into the office and looks around
@fbi-agent-melbourne who the hell are you?
wow, you walk into the office and the first new agent you ask about is Melbourne, instead of the literal alien.
Oh sorry I’m used to the other alien..
wait there’s another alien?
Walks into the office and looks around
@fbi-agent-melbourne who the hell are you?
wow, you walk into the office and the first new agent you ask about is Melbourne, instead of the literal alien.
Ma’am, is it ok if I have a desk job?
@fbi-captain-johnson
Who do I talk to be directed to a desk?
@fbi-agent-peterson @glittery-fbi-agent @fbi-agent-assigned-to-you
Uhh… I think you just sit down where ever you can find a spot.
I think there’s one near @fbi-agent-swanson
But… he’s gets… pretty excited with the new agents
There’s a new agent. Good to know.
Swanson no
You can take my desk because I just spend my entire time hanging out by the second floor freezer or the eighth floor break room
I’m ok, I already put my stuff by Swanson. Thank you though
:-)
hey, i’m actually another new agent, and you’re actually the only normal person I’ve met yet. i mean Joane’s Satan’s daughter, O is a genetic experiment, there’s a couple of Greys wandering around the office at all times because of the hub, etc.
I heard that the office was messy but I haven’t gotten a proper look around ye-
IS THAT A FUCKING DEAD BODY?!
*pinches bridge of nose* Ok so let me get this straight, we have Satan’s daughter a genetic experiment, and wtf is a grey?
we’ve also got a child-soldier-russian whos married to the devil
we have two (2) aliens if you include me
I don’t know whether that is awesome or terrifying.
it’s probably both
Ma’am, is it ok if I have a desk job?
@fbi-captain-johnson
Who do I talk to be directed to a desk?
@fbi-agent-peterson @glittery-fbi-agent @fbi-agent-assigned-to-you
Uhh… I think you just sit down where ever you can find a spot.
I think there’s one near @fbi-agent-swanson
But… he’s gets… pretty excited with the new agents
There’s a new agent. Good to know.
Swanson no
You can take my desk because I just spend my entire time hanging out by the second floor freezer or the eighth floor break room
I’m ok, I already put my stuff by Swanson. Thank you though
:-)
hey, i’m actually another new agent, and you’re actually the only normal person I’ve met yet. i mean Joane’s Satan’s daughter, O is a genetic experiment, there’s a couple of Greys wandering around the office at all times because of the hub, etc.
I heard that the office was messy but I haven’t gotten a proper look around ye-
IS THAT A FUCKING DEAD BODY?!
*pinches bridge of nose* Ok so let me get this straight, we have Satan’s daughter a genetic experiment, and wtf is a grey?
we’ve also got a child-soldier-russian whos married to the devil
we have two (2) aliens if you include me
Ma’am, is it ok if I have a desk job?
@fbi-captain-johnson
Who do I talk to be directed to a desk?
@fbi-agent-peterson @glittery-fbi-agent @fbi-agent-assigned-to-you
Uhh… I think you just sit down where ever you can find a spot.
I think there’s one near @fbi-agent-swanson
But… he’s gets… pretty excited with the new agents
There’s a new agent. Good to know.
Swanson no
You can take my desk because I just spend my entire time hanging out by the second floor freezer or the eighth floor break room
I’m ok, I already put my stuff by Swanson. Thank you though
:-)
hey, i’m actually another new agent, and you’re actually the only normal person I've met yet. i mean Joane’s Satan’s daughter, O is a genetic experiment, there’s a couple of Greys wandering around the office at all times because of the hub, etc.
um. hi i guess? you're a medic, right? because i've been having some trouble recently with my powers, even before i even started working here. -psiionic-fbi-agent
Powers were not part of my training, but I can try to help you nonetheless. Whats been going on?
it’s just that my telekinesis and such has been going haywire. i’ve destroyed 3 walls with my optic blasts today, and i’m pretty sure i knocked someone out with a lamppost. thing just bent in half and hit them square on the head.
Hey, fellow alien i see! (psionic-fbi-agent)
HEY WHAT’S GOODwhere you from fam?
I’m from Beforus.
*walks into the HQ, looking around for someone to report to.* Hello? anybody there?
Hello. Are you a new agent?
yeah.
Nice. I’m Rocco!
((make a post and tag a bunch of peeps if ya want))
My name’s Ψ. nice to meet you too.
*walks into the HQ, looking around for someone to report to.* Hello? anybody there?
Hello. Are you a new agent?
yeah.
Back from Hell
@fbi-captain-johnson @fbi-lead-medic-grey @fbi-agent-in-training Are you guys okay?
yeah I’m good. where’s @glittery-fbi-agent ?
I’m right here Colibri
*runs and hugs you*
*hugs you tightly* Joane…
Jay I love you I’m sorry I almost died I’m sorry
Its okay love. I’m just glad you’re alright
i’m sorry to intrude but i’ve been waiting here for hours for someone to show up
*walks into the HQ, looking around for someone to report to.* Hello? anybody there?
(please. acknowledge me)
*walks into the HQ, looking around for someone to report to.* Hello? anybody there?
