MRoberts, CST

I like my wine sweet, my baths hot, my jazz smooth, and my conspiracy theories as ridiculous as possible.

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

[greelin]

@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this

[babyanimalgifs]

A family of raccoons photobombed a wedding photoshoot 

(Source)

[gluten-free-pussy]

Those are the bridesmaids

[nest-deactivated20181209]

no one is horny anymore

[nest-deactivated20181209]

my therapist recommended i journal about things i want in the present tense as a mindfulness tactic

[world-of-cats]

[rosy-peach]

Optimistic Farm Mom vibe

[y3]

*waits all week for the weekend* *does nothing*

[somecutething]

Dog piñata!

(via MindyReminga)

[awrats]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dailyraccoons]

[19863]

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

[pythiaproject]

It’s called Love .

[knifefightscene]

kill bill 3 but directed by lucy liu and is called kill quentin tarantino

[sweetsicks]

i want my house to be made of old soviet control boards

[sweetsicks]

*wakes up at 6am full of joy* ohhhhohohohoh.. hhohhhhyes

YEAHH *my bare feet hurriedly slap along the tile floors * YEAHHHHHH

YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *STARTS SLAPPING BUTTONS RANDOMPLY* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*LOUD ALARM STARTS BLARING* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[butchchrist]

this post contains such high concentrations of joy that i one day hope to feel

[cottageinthelandserene]

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[darthfar]

The owner also tells the last dog to fetch the cat, and to share the treat with it. XD So precious.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

[hotboyproblems]

“Don’t say maybe if you want to say no”

— Paulo Coelho (via glassbonespaperskin)