Pretty Much Fandom Trash

[reeddacted]

my niece is an amazing magician

[kaleb-old]

????

[psyducked]

I’ve watched this about 30 times and cannot figure out how she did that someone please explain so I can know peace of mind again

[psych0-phan-blog]

On a date

Me: So what's your least favorite meme?

Date: Oh, I really hate that one with the two people on a date, then one of them starts taking the breadsti-

Me, stuffing breadsticks into my pockets: I'm sorry, I need to go I don't think this is going to work don't call me

[theonion]

[wingsvan-deactivated20190517]

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[danizntonfire]

[ruinedchildhood]

[selfdistractive-blog]

[pepehowell]

[ts112m121-deactivated20190331]

taylor… uh i don’t know how to put this… but i think you’re wearing the harness backwards… i could be wrong but 

i think its supposed to be like a corset top- type thing. still rocking it!

[allltootaylor]

She does what she wants 😂

[cheesecakeswift]

Oh honey…. You’ve done it again taylorswift

[uniqueswiftie13]

Reason 383939392 why I love Taylor swift

[likeimbrandnew]

Not only am I going to wear my fashion harness today ….. I’m going to wear IT BACKWARDS (Taylor I love you so much)

[forevergoingwiththeflows]

NOW SHES DOING IT ON PURPOSE

[taylorswift]

I think you’re ignoring a really important point here… That my harness and I are always ready for a zip line/rock climbing.

Ask yourself.. Are you ready for extreme adventure should it present itself?

HARNESS LIFE 2015

[thelionandthellama]

“There is not enough business in this class.” {x}

[catandbear-savetheworld]

Can’t believe it’s been over a year since this was privated :’(

[newbyoes]

[eggzaki]

[best-of-memes]

[psych0-phan-blog]

This is so adorable it makes me cry

[besthowellmoments-blog]

Would you rather have no internet connection or no friends?

Dan represents all of us:

[dumbledoreisabamf-deactivated20]

[hash-tag-whatever]

Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally i’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

[cuddlybuboes-deactivated2017010]

so accurate i am choking on my carrot. this is making me giggle harder than it should. I love Pippin so much.

[lulasseth-deactivated20140524]

I don’t think there will come time when I’m not reblogging this. Sorry guys. 

[pippin4242]

no no no you guys don’t understand, Pippin is someone really important in the Shire! The books don’t talk about it a lot, and the movies won’t touch that stuff with a bargepole, but Pippin will be inheriting land rights to about a quarter of the Shire. He’s second in line to becoming military leader of all Hobbits. His dad is currently in charge of that stuff, but he’s completely aware of it, and educated for it, and that’s why he’s such an over privileged little shit in the books.

[fthgurdy]

I thought it was a shame the movies didn’t talk about class differences in the Shire. Also puts M&P stealing food in an uglier light.

[animate-mush]

To be fair, at the time of the Party, Pippin would have been 12, which puts it back into a more acceptable light.  And they’re stealing food from Bilbo, a wealthy and eccentric family member, which again makes things a bit different.

But yes, when they call Pippin Ernil i Perrianath - Prince of the Halflings - they are actually completely spot on.

And when Pippin tells Bergil “my father farms the land around Tuckborough” he’s deliberately downplaying his class so that he can greet the boy as an equal rather than a superior.  It’s Pippin’s most adult moment in the series.  Bergil is engaging in a status contest which Pippin can totally win - but instead chooses not to compete.  Pippin is a gilded and spoiled lordling in the Shire, but he becomes a Man of Gondor.

[iridescentoracle]

Yeah, to add a bit of unnecessary trivia/level of preciseness, Frodo is the oldest of the four; he was born in 2968, was (obviously) 33 at the time of the Party, and so he’s 51 here. Sam’s second-oldest; born in 2980, he was 21 when Bilbo left and is 39 at this point. Merry’s two years younger than Sam, making him 18 or 19 in 3001, when the Party took place, and Pippin was born in 2990, so he was actually 10 or 11 during the Party, and during this scene they’re ~37 and ~29, respectively.

So yeah, Pippin’s the youngest by a lot. Plus, taking hobbit aging into account, he really is still in the equivalent of his teens; remember the Party was half to celebrate Frodo’s coming-of-age at 33, and Pippin’s around twenty years younger than Frodo. 

[ever-hungry-aria]

This fucked me up. I didn’t read the books and in the movie it was shown like Frodo took off with the ring like 2 days after Bilbo’s gone away, but it was 17 years after that. OMFG.

[ollienotolly]

[dadbot]

oh my god