I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.
recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes 💖
Your next Pokémon journey is ready to begin! Grab your cooking utensils and picnic baskets because PokéPlate: A Pokémon Cookbook Zine is open for preorders from July 18th to August 22nd! 🍒🍊🍋🫐🍇🍑
🛒 Shop here: pokeplatezine.bigcartel.com
🧺 FULL BUNDLE: CHAMPION'S FEAST! 🧺
Cook and eat like a champion with our full bundle which includes:
🌿 1 Physical and Digital Cookbook
🌿 8 Recipe cards
🌿 2 Art prints
🌿 Magnet
🌿 Notepad
🌿 Sticker sheet
🌿 Kraft die-cut sticker
🌿 Wooden charm
🌿 Reusable bag
Eligible for all stretch goals!
🧺 HALF BUNDLE: CHEF'S SELECTION 🧺
For those with a smaller or more refinded palate, our half bundle includes:
🌿 1 Physical Cookbook
🌿 4 Recipe cards
🌿 1 Random art print
🌿 Sticker sheet
Eligible for stretch goals 1 and 2!
🧺 ZINE-ONLY BUNDLE: TRAINER'S TABLE 🧺
Want to get right to the training and cook up a great battle already? Our zine-only bundle includes:
🌿 1 Physical Cookbook
Eligible for stretch goal 1!
🧺 DIGITAL BUNDLE: TAKEOUT 🧺
Order in with our digital bundle, which includes:
🌿 1 Digital copy of PokéPlate
🌿 1 Digital copy of PokéPub
Not eligible for any stretch goals. Digital only.
🧺 SECRET MENU: APRON ADD-ON 🧺
What's a better way to start your culinary journey than prepping yourself with the right gear? Our apron add-on by EliTanDark is perfect to get you started!
🧺 EARLY BIRD: MENU PRINT 🧺
Sit down and enjoy contemplating all our recipes at once with our early bird menu print! This café style menu print will be included in ALL physical orders placed in the first 72 hours. Don't miss out!
🧺 STRETCH GOALS 🧺
We have some absolutely adorable stretch goals that we hope to unlock!
50 physical orders: Printed spatula by EliTanDark
100 physical orders: Wooden spoon by @novaridium
150 physical orders: Pot holder by @silvishinystar
Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.
Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.