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we're not kids anymore.
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good lord there's a lot of vasectomy joke gifts that don't know the difference between a vasectomy and an orchiectomy.
orchi is removing of one or both testicles. a vasectomy cuts or seals the vas deferens so there's no sperm in your semen. You still have testicles, you still have testosterone, there's just no sperm in your ejaculate to make babbies with.
they're very different operations!
One might even say there's a vas deferens between the two
You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried
this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time
Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them
For those who want the pic
i spent longer than i care to admit on this
If slavery was still legal today, finance bros would be day trading people. They would use a big computer to own a guy for a single millisecond. They’d short sell an old man. We’d enslave people simply as punishment for a crime. We’d do mass incarceration. Prisons run for profit
i didnt know anything could shock me these days but it is SUPER WEIRD that the ai overlords are now blatantly encouraging people to have ~personal~ conversations with ai omg??????
"chatgpt isn't here to judge, chatgpt is here to help"
"sometimes you need answers to questions you'd rather keep to yourself"
UMMMMMM????????
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPY PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!
listen. if you start telling ai all your yucky little secrets, you are stoopid.
looking for animal references on image searches has always kind of sucked but it's much worse after AI image generation technology has begun to actually past muster, which is why i always just go straight to inaturalist. can't recommend this highly enough. you get to both find out about niche species you've never even heard of and also see some really good photographs like this one
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@animalphotorefs is a good source too and indie owned (idk how youd say it? like only a few people run it i think and they pay for hosting the website themselves just to be helpful)
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I love that folk have tagged me in multiple times!
Just wanted to note two things:
I have at least five times as many species in my files as online, so if there’s something you need and don’t see, you’re always welcome to ask. I can’t guarantee if he’ll have it or I can get it online quickly, but I will if I can.
Also, this site is just me! Totally a one-person, guaranteed AI free project.
Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife
Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?
Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again
It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.
It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.
No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.
"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now
#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
They need their enrichment
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all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.
People in the notes are saying "You can!" referring just to the hospital visitation part, and sure (depending). But people should have access to ALL of the benefits of marriage without needing to be married.
You should be able to add anyone you want on your health insurance plan.
You should be able to sponsor the visa of anyone you choose to move to your home country.
You should be able to name anyone you choose as the legal-from-birth legal coparent of any child you give birth to.
You should be able to apply for student aid on your own at any age.
And yes, yes, ideally healthcare and college should be free, international migration should be unrestricted, and the entire concept of legal parenthood should be rewritten from the ground up. But right now we're talking about marriage benefits.
