I don't really know to be honest...

Constantly exhausted but does nothing of substance. 204. Large Scary Dragon. Gryffindor. Horned Serpent

[tacticalconscience]

Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!

[a-spoon-is-born]

YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO

[chaotically-neutral-deactivating]

12/10 best response to this idiocy.

[msdoublenegative]

correlation does not equal causation dumbasses

[cactustreemotel-blog]

Those are the best graphs ever.

[pinchtheprincess]

I have seen similar posts, but this one has the best charts. 

[atlas-prime]

“Is this mountain range affecting the murder rate?” Best response.

[atalantapendrag]

When ice cream sales rise, so do rates of drownings. This does not mean ice cream makes you drown.

[xkcd-for-that]

He holds the laptop like that on purpose, to make you cringe.

Cell Phones

[anarchistmemedistro]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[thegingerpowers]

[niffffty]

@pictures-of-dogs they’re vibing!

[pictures-of-dogs]

unrestrained summer fun

[bearotonin-international]

[mybodywakesup]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lostsoullover]

Why would you hide this in the tags?

[tumbwr]

[memewhore]

[doodlee-a]

I don't even know how to feel about these

[phluphfy]

Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.

[buddhawithoutorgans]

This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[parlezvousladybug]

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

[popculty]

A new sci-fi drama titled The Assessment is reportedly in the works, and it's set to star Elizabeth Olsen (Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness) and Alicia Vikander (Tomb Raider) as a couple living in a world destroyed by climate change. The story takes place in a timeline where "part of society has created a parallel world. Life is controlled and optimized, and the desire to have children is not left to chance." Olsen and Vikander will play a successful young power couple who want to start a family, but must allow an "Assessor" into their lives for seven days to see if they qualify. Anna Kendrick is also said to be circling a role (possibly that of the Assessor). -CBM

[nyancrimew]

can 151 of yall unfollow me rq it's important

[nyancrimew]

everyone hates me

[nyancrimew]

we did it everyone, funny number

[brightlotusmoon]

*exhales smoke* Nice.

[thyrell]

its funny how literally the only thing holding this website together is the fact that its kind of old fashioned and not tiktokky or algorithmy and now staff are trying to fuck that up

[legalinthevoid]

Everytime I see tumblr try to pull a "let's make it more like this other social media platform" I think of an experiment where Coke did a blind taste test against Pepsi products and found most people prefer the taste of pepsi so they changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi. The product performed terribly. Shockingly, the people who preferred pepsi were just going to drink pepsi and the people who preferred coke didn't want a drink something that tasted like pepsi. People choose social medias and basically anything for what differentiates them from alternatives

[karrakazz]

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

[karrakazz]

positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

[ares-skittles]

Been a moment since I saw this. Glad it’s back on my dash when I needed it.

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[goldenaltar]

okay guys hashtag not sponsored but tonight we went to a market and there was a man. this man's name was SEAN and he sold CERAMICS that happened to be in the trans pride colours and it was definitely an accident but he said "oh cool :)" when i mentioned it and wasn't weird so ally points for that one.

he also told another customer while we were there that he knew his wife was gonna be mad with him because she packed a bunch of paper bags for him to give to customers and he left them in the car which, relatable to us all.

anyway @teacupsandcyanide and i were channeling nadja and lazlo tonight (picture: a short dude in a frilly white shirt and deep blue frock coat, walking arm in arm through the night market with a being of many genders in all black with a witch's hat and a black lace veil over their face.) he told us we were the best dressed people in the market and that he gonna give us a deal because of it. he also told us he was excited because this was his first (!!) market selling his wares.

he was selling teacups for $aud35 a pop and when i went to buy two he gave them to us for $aud50 for the PAIR?? and i was like aw omg thank you :) and i said i wished i could buy more but i just couldn't afford it (not joking: would buy all of my crockery from him if i could.) and then he got a shifty look in his eyes and picked up a tiny milk jug i'd been looking at earlier and told me to TAKE IT??? FOR FREE??? and i was like NO OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEY??? and he insisted and i took it because IT'S SO CUTE. but i'm genuinely concerned that this man may actually be losing money because he's too nice to people, hence this post:

look at his ceramics. feast your eyes.

and follow him on instagram and tiktok. and then i will finally feel i have repaid him.

[teacupsandcyanide]

You forgot that as we were leaving he was like “neither of you happen to be called Georgia, right?” And when we were like “no ??? But tell me more I must know” he showed us one little mug he’d set aside. He’d stamped the name Georgia on the underside and he was like “I’m gonna give it to the first person I meet called Georgia” with such whimsy in his eyes. 10/10 stall holder, top lad Sean

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

💪

BLADE TRINITY (2004) Jessica Biel DOUBLE IMPACT (1991) Corinna “Cory” Everson SWEET HOME | 스위트홈 (2020) Lee Si-young | 이시영 TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY (1991) Linda Hamilton MY LUCKY STARS | 福星高照 (1985) Michiko Nishiwaki | 西脇 美智子 ACES: IRON EAGLE III (1992) Rachel McLish WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT (1993) Angela Bassett

[ivory-and--gold]

Zoe and Robert are just Zendaya and Tom but for millennials

[trashcanalienist]

The Batman (2022) dir Matt Reeves

[incorrect-quotes-batfam-edition]

Every time I open tumblr I find a new article that’s like ‘Pattinson said this about Batman’ and honestly it gets funnier every time.

[rylandsgrace]

I want to study him