me, every night at 9pm: i’m going to get some rest so i don’t feel so tired and strung out when i get up in the morning also me at 3 a.m.:
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me, every night at 9pm: i’m going to get some rest so i don’t feel so tired and strung out when i get up in the morning also me at 3 a.m.:
I can see Kuroshitsuji’s connection with this conspiracy theory.
So yeah, this kinda gave me an idea that Queen Victoria during Kuroshitsuji’s timeline was behind of it all. Even in Hetalia, England was known to be a fan of the occult lmao.
HEY YALL
Like I know the world has been an unknowable hellfire for a while… But lately does anyone else feel like it’s getting extra bonkers? Just an inconceivable level of buck wild? A kind of weird that pushes the bounds of logic?
Well do I have a theory for you.
Some supernatural entity that only becomes active twice per century has been awakened. Something has been resting for 50 years and is here for once more to fuck shit up. Is it a planetary anomaly? Cthulhu getting particularly angry? A dormant worm in the brain of every human that can encourage us to make wild decisions? Who knows. What we do know is the last time it was active would’ve been 1969.
Evidence?
1969:
Woodstock
Stonewall
Manson Murders
Moon landing
2019:
Alienstock
Climate Strike
Jared Leto starts a LITERAL CULT
Brexit
IDK MAN. A LOT IS HAPPENING AND I’VE NEVER FELT SO MUCH LIKE SHANE FROM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED
The Signs as Aesthetics I Associate them with
Aries: Sweatshirts cut to be off-shoulder, double braids, no-makeup, opposite-sex friendships, sunny suburbs, laughing with a small group of friends, dipping pizza in ranch, slides with un-ironic weed socks.
Taurus: Long, healthy hair, dark eye-shadow, intense eyes, multiple friend groups, singing while playing the piano, red hair, laughing so hard you start crying, cheesy animated movies.
Gemini: Early 2000s vibes, metallic jewelry and makeup, watching chowder at 3 AM, unflattering selfies, eye-rolls, straight hair, small, skinny bodies, black skater sweatshirts, high school squad trips to Walmart.
Cancer: 70s music playing from their headphones, zip-up hoodies and sneakers, small body frames, delicate smiles, blunt bangs, sending fake nudes, waiting around after class/or a game to talk to their crush, platonic cuddles.
Leo: Up-to-date fashion, natural makeup, long hair, clear skin, running their hands through their hair nervously, posing perfectly in every picture, romantic movies, ice cream dates, loud family events.
Virgo: Spanish architecture, clutter, fancy makeup bottles, drinking horchata at breakfast, smoking menthol cigarettes, blunts over bongs, note books filled with notes, being smart but not applying yourself, being friends with everyone and still being kinda unlikeable.
Libra: Cute or creative outfits, neatly-cut hair, simple makeup, face masks, contagious smiles, drinking their parents’ booze, climbing trees, junk food, blasting throw backs in their car, books written by celebrities, friends almost only with the opposite sex.
Scorpio: Beanies, skinny jeans, chapped lips, eye-liner, dark hair, loud rap music, rich kids pretending to be “ghetto”, never picking up a book, judgmental looks, nice cars, tacos.
Sagittarius: Pride Fest (supporters or lgbtq members), vinyl music, hiking boots, lying to your parents about how hard you tried, seedy public schools, bad cart-wheels, sharp eye-liner, dirty cars, messy rooms, hoodies, stacks of books on their bed side tables.
Capricorn: North Face, Patagonia, or Columbia exclusive hoodies and jackets, new shoes, straight As, being really short or really tall, staying up until five in the morning on school nights, being liked by everyone, exclusively drinking alcohol and not being interested in pot.
Aquarius: Good hair, distinctive faces, telling lies that never add up, a really nice Instagram feed, European cities, 90s fashion, eating tons of food, 00s movies, drinking lattes, dogs, beer, red lipstick, drinking more tea than water.
Pisces: Art in any form, theater, watching anime, 90s comedies, eccentric outfits, music on CDs, crying, resting bitch face, clean rooms, DIY makeup, holding hands, neat makeup, smiling when they see their friends, community colleges.
Young Slytherin random things:
Black leather jackets
New white sneakers
Dark circles under your eyes because of doing a new study project
Coffee rings
Meeting sunrises with your paper work
Know a lot more than tell
"No one has yet died of knowledge"
Thick straight hair
A lot of alcohol during being alone at home
Nude nail polish
things i associate with my hogwarts house✨
slytherin :
the feeling of doing really well on a test you studied really hard for
your success being made sweeter by no one else succeeding
ice coffee even in winter
chewing / eating ice cubes
dark green nails with rhinestones and diamonds, real swarovski ✨
thick woollen scarves when it's cold
!! turtlenecks !!
eyes that burn with passion, but can also turn cold with a single word
always keeping your dream in mind and using it to motivate you
doing whatever it takes, even if they look desparate, to make said dream a reality
one am homework cramming sessions jamming out to their fav bops but also being super productive
working harder at something when someone else says the can't do it
watching said someone else's face crumble as they receive acknowledgement of being the best in what they said could not be done
aka doing things out of spite
working really hard secretly but acting like they arent, then getting 💯 results
insane competitiveness
doing things well by sheer hard work and determination, fuelled by a fuck ton of coffee
Caffeine bursts. oversized sweaters for comfort. Mindlessly writing down solutions on an inked parchment. Ambition conquering your thoughts. Working for victory. Illegible handwriting, illegible thoughts. noticing the string of profanities you utter, questioning everything that is and everything that is not. Fingers marked black with ink, pages marked deep wood with coffee. Reddened lips from the constant biting. Desire to win. Desire to prove yourself. Liking the hard toil which will be followed by the sweet success. Doing it for yourself.
As soon as I’ve learned to love myself and become a math genius, it’s over for you guys. And that’s on being the family disappointment
Hogwarts House Aesthetics
Gryffindor - thunderstorms, dancing in a rain storm, really close flashes of lightning, midnight conversations where you share secrets you never thought you’d share because you know they’ll never tell anyone, confrontation, the uncontrolled feeling of anger where you see red and your blood is hot in your veins, whispering during movies, loud bursts of laughter, voices gradually growing louder and louder in arguments, being a sore loser, adrenaline rushes, taking risks, goofing around, dancing like no one is watching, loud music and loud singing/yelling along, playfully insulting friends, over the top poses for photographs, being unable to keep a poker face, the sparks that fly off of fires, unbuttoned plaid shirts, talking back, everlasting incredibly fierce loyalty and love for their friends, the satisfaction that overrides all exhaustion after exercise, scraped knees, constantly covered in plasters, climbing trees, loud celebrations, giant hugs
Slytherin - tiny hidden tattoos, the cold but refreshing feeling of freezing wind hitting your face, resting bitch face, ripped jeans, being brutally honest with their friends when it’s needed without guilt, hoodies, the determination to prove themselves different to people’s ideas of them, an old teddy bear or knitted gift from their grandma they hide away but treasure, wary of too much affection, having only one or two really close friends and liking it that way, not wanting to share the things that bring them the most happiness because their favourite things belong to them, being able to find loopholes in everything and using it to their advantage, smug smiles when they know they’re right, the satisfaction of knowing someone is wrong and knowing they’re about to prove it, confidence, only ever respecting people if they prove they deserve it no matter how old the person may be, doing things just because people say they can’t, fierce protectors, swimming way underwater and pretending to be a mermaid, constantly cold hands
Ravenclaw - always getting the perfect present because they remember the smallest thing about you, messy smudges of paint on desks and skin, biting lips and tugging hair in concentration, the mixture of exhaustion and relief when they finally perfect their work, the sound of pencil against paper, saying they’re fine when they’re not because other things need to be focused on, always being ready to listen, giving great advice, elegance, the light shining through stained glass windows in churches, travelling to historic places, unfinished notebooks, unable to resist starting that new project even when they said they would take a break, knowing random bits of information that other people may find useless, classical music, listening to film soundtracks to concentrate, crumbling castles half hidden in fog, forgetting simple things but knowing everything about complicated stuff, realising the answer half way through a question and yelling it out, watching people pass by and trying to deduce their life
Hufflepuff - dungarees, flowers tucked into pockets, fairy lights, the feeling of warmth when you’re inside all cuddled up and there’s bad weather outside, blanket forts, decorating the walls with pictures of good memories, birthday cards filled with stick men and scribbles of inside jokes, oversized sweaters, decorating bags with badges, nicknames, not wanting to leave bed, wearing a blanket as a cape, laziness, swing sets and slides, the lovely feeling when a stranger is nice to you, the rush of happiness when you meet someone and just know they’re going to be a good friend, stickers all over their belongings, wind chimes, cottages in the country side, disney fairy tale movies, scented candles, singing christmas songs all year around and planning decorations in September, cheeks hurting from smiling so much, dressing up for halloween every year even if they’re just staying at home, lying on their friends laps, surprise presents even when there’s no occasion, collecting acorns, candy shops
slytherin x dark academia
really ambitious, like actually ambitious. love/hate relationship with studying. not showing emotions. reading a lot. also procrastinating a lot. collects stuff. very picky about fashion. activist. loves harry styles. favourite colour is definitely dark green. tons of flowers and succulents all over their room. painted nails. has a strong opinion. prefers school over home. wants a typewriter for the dramatic effect. dark clothes are superior. little, dark cafes and libraries. writes with black pens only. notebook collector.
Honestly FUCK canon Slytherins I hereby declare
Everyone in Slytherin was hot as fuck
Because that's just how fucking elitist Uncle Sal was.
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for every problem, you just need to find the right book and favorite tea
The earth is quaking because it can’t handle America’s ass at it’s full power today
oohoo i just can’t wait for the massive lawsuit pepper potts is gonna file against the daily bugle for tony stark slander and endangering a minor
there have been 11 years worth of legendary Marvel villains, but no character has caused me to hate them as deeply as I hated Brad Davis in Far From Home