serving mustelid realness

lucia (he/they) #1 car crash & pacific salmon enthusiast

[fridgebride]

[chujellys]

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

[chujellys]

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…

[dogsuffrage]

Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[psychicvelociraptor]

it has to be almost time for me to off myself i don't know how it isn't time yet.

[oldmanstillborn]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YA, BUD! WE'RE JUST SHOOTING FUNERALS AND SHOWING THE ONES WHERE THE BODIES FLY OUT!

[fadeintoyou1993]

how its been

[clonerightsagenda]

I think this is just a trend everywhere but I've been very frustrated this week by how much admin work is being outsourced to me as the patient/customer.

My orthodontist tells me I can make an appointment with the surgeon. I call the surgeon. They tell me I need a new referral. I call the orthodontist. They do a referral. I call the surgeon. Referral didn't come through. They tell me about their special unique system we have to use. I call the ortho again and walk them through the referral. I call the surgeon. They say the referral was missing some details so they have to do it again. I call the ortho.

The insurance company calls me about repair shops. I give them the name of the repair shop which I already gave them yesterday. They say they're not in their system but I can use them, but I have to call the repair shop to ask them to contact the insurance company. I call the repair shop and they say the insurance company is supposed to email them.

I feel like at a certain point these constant fetch quests become unreasonable?? Is it too much to expect these groups to communicate with each other instead of making me run back and forth between them???

[clonerightsagenda]

Made this post and then the new property manager (who started on Monday and only finally emailed us today because I sent a vaguely professionally hostile email to her boss because I hadn't heard anything and was not convinced she existed) asked for a list of open action items which her predecessor should have had but apparently wasn't keeping track of, which I learned when I met her boss and provided her with the list of open action items, which I guess tragically died in a fire in the last 2 weeks since she was sitting at my kitchen table, being menaced by the skull. How many people's jobs am I doing now

[hlahlahlahlahly]

Executive Function Theft

The phrase arrived in my head so completely formed and concrete that I couldn’t believe it wasn’t already established in the lexicon, but at

[clonerightsagenda]

It has a name!!!

[dicksmasher]

[i-give-out-dogs]

Belgian Shepherd

[dicksmasher]

[penelopepennington]

It's the Royal Academy of Art Young Artist's Summer Show. One of my favourite exhibitions of the year. Like. Not only are the older kids insanely talented, the younger ones' artist statements will just punch you right in the face.

Jeffrey is my cat and he feels like my heart

Click [here] for the full online exhibition

[headspace-hotel]

These are all so good!!! please look at them

I think my favorite is this one

[galaxywarp]

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

[maddiesharafian]

The Need to Stay

(Thought I’d upload my recent comics to Tumblr! I totally forgot it only lets you upload 10 pics at a time, and this is 11, but fingers crossed it works!)

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[psychicvelociraptor]

this whole straight up depression thing is boring as fuck And the ocd is coming back crazy styles for no reason after being well-managed for years. what abt the personality disorder. can that come back instead. i worked hard not to have it but if i have to pick one at least that was entertaining.....

[psychicvelociraptor]

ok so i fucked up #fuckedup Fucked Up (looked redacted up) And saw. I Feel Sick!!!!! i shld not. have done that. Omg every good thing in the entire world i personally destroyed. it was days after it happened. the video i mean. just a few days like it meant nothing

[psychicvelociraptor]

guys i think im all alone in the world and i did it to myself.

[psychicvelociraptor]

ok so i fucked up #fuckedup Fucked Up (looked redacted up) And saw. I Feel Sick!!!!! i shld not. have done that. Omg every good thing in the entire world i personally destroyed. it was days after it happened. the video i mean. just a few days like it meant nothing