GHOST LIGHT.

i'm not a prophet, but i'm here to profit.

[psychid-archived]

happy halloween!

[b-witched]

[psychid-archived]

i am so sore and that’s my fault for sleeping on sofa because i was too lazy to go upstairs and go to bed.

[soullrot-deactivated20151214]

aw john i thought you knew me better shameful im an encyclopedia of old pop culture references

thats not even a thing that happens what are you even talking about

[psychid-archived]

oh i know, i just wanted to believe.  believe that for once, you could just say something you came up with on the spot. instead of something the olsen twins said at like the age of four. how do you know? you’re just judgmental of people who maybe want to be bad but don’t know how to do it, so they look up to you, a bad role model, and learn from you.

[evilsupplyco]

If our destination is not haunted, I shall not go.

[soullrot-deactivated20151214]

youre the first one whose caught that gg

there thats the one do as i say not as i do/good example of a bad role model/etc

[psychid-archived]

honestly i had to do a double take and i nearly gave you the benefit of the doubt, that you weren’t reaching out to old references. i was wrong, i see.  but what if other people want to be a bad role model, wouldn’t you be a good role model for them?

[soullrot-deactivated20151214]

you got it dude

im a bad role model and a good example

[psychid-archived]

isn’t that what michelle tanner from fullhouse used to say. a good example of a bad role model.

[soullrot-deactivated20151214]

i was going to defend myself but i dont think ‘i was drunk at the time’ makes for a very solid argument

just makes my disorderly conduct a misdemeanor

[psychid-archived]

remind me to not let you near any mailboxes the next time you think it’ll be fun to drink and roam around. that’s if you can remember, anyway.  what a model citizen you are.

[soullrot-deactivated20151214]

no no in a mailbox

[psychid-archived]

i should just arrest you myself and save the police some trouble.

[soullrot-deactivated20151214]

ive peed on plenty of trees

i even peed in a mailbox once

7-11 is where dreams go to die

[psychid-archived]

why would you pee on a mailbox, that’s just rude.

[soullrot-deactivated20151214]

i had to pee

[psychid-archived]

isn’t it the american dream to do that on trees in the wilderness or something?

[soullrot-deactivated20151214]

a very impolite police officer told me that im not allowed to park in a 7-11 parking lot overnight and then proceeded to tell me where i can shove this route 66 when i said i didnt have money for a hotel

[psychid-archived]

well they are clearly the pinnacle of politeness, but a 7-11? really, dave? i thought you had better taste in places to park. 

[coffeo]

when the caffeine wears off and suddenly you’re lying face down on your bed like a dried apricot with zero sense of space or time

[soullrot-deactivated20151214]

sup

[psychid-archived]

cleaning up the shop since we’re closed right now.  my boss is out for the night so it’s just me and maybe netflix later. and you? how are you?

[psychid-archived]

time to dust off my blog.

[psychid-archived]

the moon is pretty, things are getting weird around town and i feel super gross and uneasy right now, but here i am blogging.

[psychid-archived]

i’m so hungry so right now sounds like a good time for a late lunch break.