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[psychnot]

this  is  a  private      &      selective portrayal of 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 from  the tv show   psych  ,   written  by  darian.    headcanon  based  ;  heavily canon critical.  triggering  content  will  be  present  ,  but  will  always  tag  with  example:  blood /.   both  muse     &     mun  are  25+    &    this  blog  will  contain  adult  themes. minors      &     personals dni. follows back from @t1meaway

clients & suckers: @existencesang / @psychsmart

please note: this blog will be written in first person , from shawn's perspective. this portrayal heavily focuses on seasons 1 - 6.

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studying  themes  such  as :   childishness  , being the smartest one in the room , manipulation ,  having fun  , found  family  ,  daddy issues  ,  disrespecting authority  ,   &   psyching you out in the end.

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[dainty-darling]

*poses for the security camera*

[mosscoveredclown]

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

[lassitr]

Psych 5x05

[neckkiss]

“Fuck it” – my final thought before making most decisions.

[sophsun1]

Psych – 6.16: Santabarbaratown

[psychnot]

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[bob-belcher]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013 - 2021) Season 3 | Episode 14

[psychnot]

" shawn... why is there a dismembered furby on my desk? " / from psychsmart

                   ❛            gus ! don't be the lesser half of a loaded burrito with no guacamole. i'm working on something big here , check this out.            ❜              i leaned back on my heels , gesturing out my arms at the whiteboard set between the two of our desks. what appeared to be illegible scrawl & mishappen squares were etched across the surface , though with a trained eye , someone might've been able to riddle out the police file notes i'd side eyed on our way out of the station.

how was it my fault jules had the thing tucked under her arm , so i memorized it sideways ? i clicked my tongue , then gestured the purple marker toward the furby strewn across gus's desk.                   ❛            so ! body was dismembered , all limbs pulled off exactly at the sockets .. almost like it was pulled apart by some torture device , or .. oh my god. gus ! do you realize what this means ? this poor guy was pulled apart by horses. it's killer horses !            ❜              well , people who tied him to multiple horses , but still.

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[psychnot]

❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜ / from psychsmart

                   ❛            am i ? oh yeah , would you look at that. huh.            ❜              my chin tipped to glance down at the front of my shirt , well , his shirt , wiping a finger pointedly across the new chocolate pudding stain etched along the fabric , popping the sugary goodness between my lips before throwing another quick glance back toward my friend , brows inched toward my hairline.

                   ❛            i look good , right ? i got a date tonight. all my clothes were dirty , & i knew you'd have one that fit me , you beautiful , cocoa headed fashion savant !            ❜               i knew gus would hate that i was wearing this shirt , especially since this was his favorite one , so to soften the blow i stretched forward in my seat with a fresh bowl of chocolate pudding , wiggling it in front of him with a beaming smile.

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[indie-navarrete]

RYAN ATWOOD & SETH COHEN — THE O.C. // S01 E01: Pilot

[psychnot]

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[nightprompts]

&. 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  a  mix  of  angst,  fluff,  and  plot  focused  dialogue  prompts  in  the  form  of  questions.  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ what are you listening to? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ how did you get this scar? ❜

❛ are you sure this is a good idea? ❜

❛ do you mind if i sleep here tonight? ❜

❛ what are you doing out here by yourself? ❜

❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜

❛ don’t you know what you mean to me? ❜

❛ will i see you again? ❜

❛ are you comfortable? ❜

❛ are you trying to get us in trouble? ❜

❛ do you enjoy playing with people’s hearts? ❜

❛ don’t we deserve to be happy? ❜

❛ why can’t i come with you? ❜

❛ are you here to kill me? ❜

❛ you think i’m jealous? ❜

❛ do you want to share this? ❜

❛ is that blood? is it yours? ❜

❛ how do you know my name? ❜

❛ you’re an asshole, you know that? ❜

❛ like what you see? ❜

❛ was that your first kiss? ❜

❛ are you happy here with me? ❜

❛ sorry, did you want to be alone? ❜

❛ do you want my jacket? ❜

❛ how are you still alive? ❜

❛ you’re beautiful, you know that? ❜

❛ what are you so afraid of? ❜

❛ today isn’t your day, is it? ❜

❛ how does it feel to be in love? ❜

❛ you’ve been crying, what’s wrong? ❜

❛ do you remember when we first met? ❜

❛ isn’t this amazing? ❜

❛ did you miss me? ❜

❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜

❛ that was a close call, wasn’t it? ❜

❛ am i worth so little to you? ❜

❛ how is it you’re never scared? ❜

❛ do you ever think about the future? ❜

❛ can you look at me? please? ❜

❛ you got me flowers? ❜

❛ well, how do i look? ❜

❛ what aren’t you telling me? ❜

❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜

❛ you don’t know who i am, do you? ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜

❛ who’s going to stop us, huh? ❜

❛ wait, you’re leaving already? ❜

❛ it’s my fault, isn’t it? ❜

❛ have you ever lost someone? ❜

❛ do you think i’m a good person? ❜

❛ what are you thinking about? ❜

❛ is it really you? ❜

❛ what if i hurt you? ❜

❛ if you won’t take care of yourself, then who will? ❜

❛ have you come to laugh at me? ❜

❛ will you still look at me like you do now? ❜

[sophsun1]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia – 5.09: Mac and Dennis Break Up

[wordfather]

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

[fightingdragonswithwho]

JACK INNANEN in Adults (FX)

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

forgive me father for sometimes i just say things

[bigwarmth]

incredible

[castiel]

Psych 2x5 - And Down the Stretch Comes Murder