destiny, m a y b e

excuse the mess; theme under construction xoxo shawn [sh-AW-n] they/them - Dad friend™ - Ph.D in Procrastination - constantly on the brink of having a quarter-life crisis - gets flirting tips from taco bell hot sauce packets no minors!

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homohagshul ⏩️ psychobabblr

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OH MY LITERAL FUCKING GOD

I AM WATCHING THE MOST AMAZINGLY JUICY AND DRAMATIC COMEDIC HORROR EPISODE OF ALL OF TELEVISION HISTORY EVER

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what the fuck i don't even recognize tumblr on desktop anymore

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just here to reiterate this thought jesus fucking christ on a stick where the fuck am i???

why does everything always have to fucking get remodelled and """modernized""" ?

why the fuck can't the internet stay shitty? in a good way

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ellloooooo! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

guess what time it is?

the annual event where i log on to tumblr when i have a movie to liveblog about because i'm high and home alone with nobody to ramble my thoughts too!

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[girlnephew]

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what the fuck i don't even recognize tumblr on desktop anymore

[multiggstan]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[vint-agge-xx]

1904’

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Thursday!

[k4t-doll-deactivated20250814]

real

[along-the-meadow-path]

Studio Ghibli + Butterflies

[cadaverkeys]

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

[pseudocapsicum]

you: So, I was wanting to start working at your firm because I’m considering accounting as a career.

the man you agreed to interview with in this cafe: I see. I have to say, it’s a welcome change to have someone your age looking for a career instead of something to support their….I dont know, rock band, haha! 

you: Haha, yes, well, I try to stay focused. [you take a drink from your coffee] 

the man: While we’ve hired people with little to no experience, I have to ask– would you happen to have any previous experience in this field? 

you: Oh! I understand completely. The past three years I’ve actually interned a- 

spiderman: 

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

Leaked photos from inside Mar-a-Lago. - June 2023 (colorized)

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[ispyspookymansion]

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it