A PLACE FOR ALL YOUR PSYCHONAUTS HEADCANONS!!!!!!!

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[psychonautsheadcanonz]

HEY !!! BEFORE ASKING PLEASE READ !!!

Welcome one, welcome all, to the psychonauts headcanons blog! I made this blog because I think this fandom needs an ask blog and got inspired! This blog is for hcs regarding any/all psychonauts games !!! please read the rules before asking (listed below)

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1. No 18+ headcanons. Please keep that to yourself. Post them elsewhere, thank you very much.

2. If needed, please add a cw/tw to your asks! that is if there is anything that may be a sensitive topic to others :)!

3. No bigotry is allowed on this blog. Sorry not sorry.

4. Everyone is entitled to their own headcanons. Dont hate on anything just because it doesnt align with what YOU think.

5. Proshippers arent welcome here.

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Thats it :) am open to any hcs of any kind, dont feel shy to ask! Your asks keep this blog running !!!

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all of the interns are GAY and HOMOS!!!!

LMAO yes this is so very real

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tag game time !! What's an emoji combo that fits your blogs theme ??

Here's mine !!

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this seemed fun :]

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I don't know I just chose some I like that I think might fit

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I don’t rlly have a theme, but this is for my future blog theme

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Open to anyone who wants to participate!

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SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING THE BLOG i was busy!! will be trying to answer asks a lot more consistently! sorry for the backlog :)

[psychonautsheadcanonz]

HC that after they couldn't dress maloof up like girl anymore, kitty and franke shifted to dogen being their next target, and started deressing up and decorating his hat with flowers and other things.

He doesn't mind cuz he likes hat stuff, so it's fun to him.

AW I imagine that the two made a flower crown that would match dogens little hat

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Hollis has a secret soft spot for show tunes. I think that "Not For The Life Of Me (Reprise)" from Thoroughly Modern Millie would really resonate with her and be her favorite.

I feel like that weirdly goes with her mind, specifically when we break it! (does that make sense. idk how often a casino is linked with theater) That song also fits really well for her, especially the "and who needs you mister whoever-you-are?/Cause im a pioneer woman, pal!" lines^_^

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Milla was more motherly to raz in psychonauts 1 because he's just a lone kids far away from home and she thinks he's trying to be tough so he wont show his homesickness. Compared to psychonauts 2 where shes more of a mentor

yes I see it! I wish we got to see more of them beyond just the optional dialogue in psn2 tbh

[psychonautsheadcanonz]

(Transmasc hc for raz) I like to think Raz got gender envy from seeing Sasha Nine and both that and his admiration for him is the reason he dresses like him in Psychonauts 1

AWW I love trans raz hcs. On that note I imagine he got some gender euphoria from getting those clothes he wears in psychonauts 2 because 1. Baggy 2. Theyre still similar to sashas attire

[psychonautsheadcanonz]

Norma and lizzi seem like theyd break into peoples cars bedore they became internss. #squad goals

Norma will never admit it but lizzie will rat her past out the SECOND you ask . I think its funnier to imagine Norma being the one who even came up with the idea initially because shes generally more rule abiding

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Bob is trans. I have zero proof of this, but he is.

LETS GO!!!!!!!

[psychonautsheadcanonz]

I'm bored so you're getting two for the price of one. The first headcanon is that Gristol, due to his previous prince life, knows at least three languages to prepare for his life as Gzar (he's trying to learn German to mess with Sasha). The second headcanon is that Raz, and the other Aquatos, got bored of only playing Gruloky but, being too poor for any proper boardgames, they made about thirty different spin-offs of Gruloky and teach anyone they consider family how to play said spin-offs.

1. he DOES seem like a person who would know 3 languages. if theres such a thing

2. I imagine that the aquatos also automatically remember all of the rules for each and never get them mixed up. Theres never a moment where theyll forget any version of the game and all of the rules for each

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Hc that Mirtala has latent psychic abilities that haven't shown yet. This would make Dion and Donatella the only non psychics, and while Dona doesn't really mind not being psychic, Dion is absolutely jealous of his other psychic siblings (But he's too prideful to admit it)

I like the idea of Mirtala having latent psychic powers! And ngl I understand Dion being jealous. Imagine literally all of your YOUNGER siblings having super cool awesome psychic POWERS and you dont 😭

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Because Sasha nein smokes, he cannot run a single mile without wheezing, coughing, gasping for air. Bro essentially has weak lungs all thanks to smoking

LOL. Do you ever think he had to run for a mission or something and he was EXHAUSTED after running. but it wasnt even that far it was like half a mile

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Compton is terrified of heights and every time Cassie hugs him he freaks out a little because she's too tall but Cassie really doesn't want to bend down and hug Compton because she's definitely got back or knee issues from constantly being on her feet to take care of the bees.

yes ! awww 😭 i love cassie and compton so much

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ui think Raz would like pokemon cardss

i mean he already collects psi-cards in game so yes !!!!!!!!!! i think he would beg his older siblings for money to buy them and hes the type of kid to have a WHOLE BINDER of pokemon cards

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Dr. Loboto has hyperdontia, a condition where the afflicted person grows in deformed and/or way more teeth than someone without the condition. Dr. Loboto is a teeth obsessed dentist/brain surgeon/evil scientist, he's probably done it to himself somehow considering that he isn't all there mentally.

oh yes !!!! totally has done some type of experiment on himself for sure. maybe thats where he got his claw from

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to add onto the lotion thing boyds hands are very rough

Weird enough i can envision that yes