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ayyyy

[stranger-than-u-dreamt-it]

[secretstudentdragonblog]

I’ve been awake less than half an hour and I’m already dying laughing at this

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

how to be sexy 101:

have a white blouse

DRENCH that sucker in blood

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

[determinate-negation]

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

[immortal-maschine]

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

[fallcaesar]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[i-wanna-diepacito-deactivated20]

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

[kuttithevangu]

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

[purified-zone]

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

[kuttithevangu]

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

[eff-word]

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

[stuffandsundry]

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

[neverthere12345]

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

wow i love this

[neutralangel]

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

[weloveshortvideos]

[harcules]

this is what it’s like having siblings

[smolfreedomsupporter]

Accurate

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

the screech lmfaooo

[bloguntildawn]

sam: let me see what you have

josh: a KNIFE!

sam: NO!

[joshwashingtonisbae]

Ashley: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Josh: I’m a knife.

Sam, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.

[maquillagebookmark]

‘lemme smash’ - Until Dawn edition

(I’m back and worse than ever)

[ramimalekbabee]

Reblog if you love Rami Malek

let’s spread some love for our boy

[scarletmistress]

Tag yourself. Horror game series edition.

[samgiddings]

Naughty children get sent to the W̷̗E҉̪̙N͏̼̣̮̝̰D̮̠͕̺̰̮̝I͔̭̪ͅG͇̟̣̙̬O ̭̰̫̩̩C͡A͔̹͚̥͉̣Ṿ̰E̗̤̲͚̲̜͞S̥̤͈̮͍

[heateron]

this is THE funniest casey frey video i’ve ever seen dakhfgfkjahdfj

[contusion-s]

i want to have this mans child

[lubricates]

omFG OMF O MY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[izukudmidoriyaarchive-deactivat]

[papa-abel-deactivated20250303]

THE PRODUCER OF THE SCOOBY-DOO MOVIES IS NAMED 

DICK SUCKLE?

[nicolas-px]

Guess what year he was born in pal :’)

[papa-abel-deactivated20250303]

DICK SUCKLE WAS BORN IN 1969 WHAT A LEGEND