random marvel stuff

mcu theories and other stuff/any pronouns work/other accunt is @theultimateratbastard

[knock-knock-its-a-me-mario]

please please please please please come back please i’m begging 😭😭

[psycotheorygenderfluid]

I think it’s so funny that they had to specify girl because this line sounds unnatural.

For instance, he lost his virginity in 1943 sounds so much more natural but Marvel knows we’d all be like “Bucky Bucky Bucky Bucky Bucky”

[nitewrighter]

Here’s the original thread from Twitter but I want all my followers protesting the recent supreme court decision to stay safe. 

[Image description: A screenshot of a tweet from Rh3t0ric (@avglibsoc) that says ‘In lieu of Roe V Wade being overturned, I’m going to compile a thread of any protest advice I can find’ followed by an infographic illustrating the following:

PROTESTING SAFELY

What to Wear:

-Nondescript, solid color clothing; cover identifying tattoos.

-Goggles & mask

-Heat resistant gloves

-Emergency Contacts written down

-Tie your hair up

What to bring:

-Water for drinking & tear gas

-Snacks

-Cash/change & ID

-Bandages & First Aid supplies

-Washcloth

-Earplugs

-Protest signs

DON’T BRING:

-Cell phone without first turning off Face/Touch ID, going into airplane mode, and disabling data

-Jewelry

-Anything you don’t want to be arrested with

-Contact lenses

/end image description]

[luulapants]

stop feeling hopeless, start getting ready

If you are in a red state, your state either has an abortion ban in place or is rated by the Guttmacher Institute as likely to enact a ban. Your focus should be on protecting yourself and others who need abortions.

stop using electronic period tracking apps or software

educate yourself and others about pregnancy prevention and join groups that are making preventative birth control more accessible

learn the nearest and most accessible routes to states where you and your loved ones can access abortion

contribute to mutual aid funds to help transport people over state lines if they are in need of abortion

consider joining The Satanic Temple so you can claim protections under the Religious Abortion Ritual if you are prosecuted for obtaining an abortion

keep a stock of by-mail abortion pills for yourself and/or others who may need them (you may need to travel out of state to obtain them)

form community provider networks and see if you or someone you know can be trained to use manual vacuum aspiration kits or a Del-Em

all of the above should be done in complete secrecy using verbal communication, end-to-end encrypted apps such as Signal, or a VPN

If you are in a yellow state, you currently have constitutional abortion protections but they are in jeopardy. Get active in local political groups NOW to fight back against constitutional amendments to ban abortion. Your focus should be purely on political action.

If you are in Michigan, you currently have a ban in place which is being challenged, and your governor is working to add abortion protections into the Michigan state constitution. Your focus should be on supporting the work that is currently under way.

If you are in a green state, your state has constitutional protections for abortion that are unlikely to be challenged. Your focus should be on helping others to enter your state for abortion care.

connect with abortion access groups such as Aid Access, Abortion on Demand, the National Network of Abortion Funds, or Just The Pill

volunteer to help people enter your state for abortion care, either with transportation help or letting someone crash on your couch

if you live in a green state with no current or predicted primary routes from other states for abortion access, you can focus your efforts on supporting political action in other areas

If you are in a purple state, your state currently has no constitutional protections for abortion but is unlikely to implement a ban. You have two focuses: pushing for constitutional protections AND helping others to enter your state for abortion care (see green state list).

[psycotheorygenderfluid]

I just have to say I love your profile picture. I am Omni and that frog is adorable.

❤️

[lost326]

Sooo… we going to talk about this.

[psycotheorygenderfluid]

it probably has to do with Odelia’s magic cause I think she is an oracle

[psycotheorygenderfluid]

Happy Hanukah!!!!

[psycotheorygenderfluid]

So, the rogers musical

Me and my sister were watching Hawkeye and off-brand Hamilton came on and we came up with a few things.

While I know Hamilton is canon in the MCU(I think), the Rogers musical became the new Hamilton. MCU tweens had full fledged phases, the animatics had a specific style, and the music was definitely sung on repeat by theatre kids.

Shipping. We’ve all seen Hamilton ship stuff at least once on this hell site. There is now probably as much of a ship discourse in universe then there is irl.

This is the best one by far and was originally a dumb idea but was then refined. I present to you.....

MIKU BINDER BRUCE BANNER

Thank you for your time bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes!

[emilyphant]

i think we should go trick or treating on tumblr on halloween. going to send asks saying ‘trick or treat’

[emilyphant]

ok ok fun plan if you’ve liked or reblogged this post you’re on my list on blogs to call on on halloween. trick or treaters are very welcome at mine!

also if you’re planning on doing this, i’d recommend you only do it to blogs who’ve interacted with this post as not to annoy people!

[emilyphant]

you guys really like this idea- huh! guess i’ll expand? you can do it however you want, but this was my idea in more detail:

treats can be images of candy from your country! or something nice, such as a wholesome or funny meme!! doesn’t have to be high effort! (high effort stuff is of course cool though!)

tricks could be vaguely cursed images (such as the ballpit) or cursed facts- all in good fun! nothing harmful (that’s something i’ll ask everyone to stick to- no actual harmful stuff!)

but oh gosh i’m excited now! this might be a thing!

[deadpoolwalking]

EXCELLENT NEWS, EVERYONE!!!!!

[psycotheorygenderfluid]

damn I really gotta go see this movie

[psycotheorygenderfluid]

Disney wtf

So you guys may have heard that Disney is trying to trademark the NORSE GODS. 

This is very not ok.

https://www.change.org/p/walt-disney-stop-disney-trademarking-the-names-of-norse-gods

Sign this petition to help stop this.

(I really don’t think I have to say anything else.)

[psycotheorygenderfluid]

IT’S JUNE!!!

Pride month is here and I am so excited!!! 

[wenellyb]

↖ This blog loves and supports Sam Wilson

[wenellyb]

Always have & Always will❤

[battlships]

I’ve been stanning him since he first showed up in Cap 2 no way I’m gonna stop now!

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

Listen. Listen. They should have been best friends. Do you hear me?

So Tony gives Bucky an introduction to 21st century technology.

Do yall remember Bucky geeking out at that science fair in the 20s? He would have LOVED listening to everything Tony has to tell him (tony: “and this is how a cellphone works. *bucky practically vibrating: great, great. So what about flying cars?”)

Tony fixes up Bucky’s arm and helps make it feel more like him.

(Because he knows what it’s like to have a love-hate relationship with a prostetic)

(that was forced onto you by a terrorist organization)

(That annoyingly enough also saved your life)

Bucky learns to see the arm as not just a weapon, but as a part of himself.

The arm now has a built-in snack cabinet, phone, swiss army knife, AI assistant and free wifi. (It also says “property of Bucky Barnes” at the bottom)

(Of course it’s not as good as the one from Wakanda. After Endgame, Bucky starts using the vibranium arm for battles. But the one Tony made him isn’t supposed to be better. Because that one is not a weapon. That’s a prosthetic.)

(Tony also paints the avengers logo over the old red star)

Sometimes bucky just hang out in the lab, looking at whatever Tony and Peter are inventing now.

(It calms him down, especially after a nightmare. They pull a lot of all-nighters since Tony and Peter are both insomniacs with their own traumatic back stories. So they never mention it when he swings by in the middle of the night, sitting himself down without a word and letting the tension slowly leave his body as he watches them work)

They also hang out in the lab at least once a month for a (slumberparty) routine check up

(Sometimes, when he looks stressed, Bucky just messes up the arm on purpose to give Tony something to focus on fixing instead)

Once they are done fighting over Steve (and learn to share), they would have a BLAST bullying him together

Tony shows Bucky how to track Steve’s phone (he is doing the same thing with Peter)

They help each other come to terms with the guilt of their past (they both have a history of killing innocent people because their weapons were used without their consent)

They check up on each other and immediately know when one of them is going through a bad ptsd episode (tony already programmed the arm to check up on Bucky’s vitals and to let him know when he’s having a panic attack. Peter’s suit does the same thing.)

They start a “Howard Stark did his best but he was also kind of a dick” club (steve is an honorary member)

[shegoeshometoacactuss]

WEDNESDAYS ARE THE NEW FRIDAYS

[psycotheorygenderfluid]

Happy Lesbian Visibility Day!!!

(this is the right flag, right?)

[psycotheorygenderfluid]

TFATWS FINALE!!!

Let’s get started!(this was written as I was watching the episode so somethings could contradict)

THEY FINALLY BROUGHT BACK THE REALLY POWERFUL CAMOUFLAGE THING FROM WINTER SOLIDER!!!

YESS KARLI!!!

SAM’S NEW COSTUME IS SO COOL!!!

*sets off metal detector* Sharon: Oops.

Bucky and Karli chatting about fighting for things bigger than themselves.

I see what you did there Sharon. You sneaky murdering little b****! He totally deserved it!

YESSSSSSSSS SAM! YOU ARE BEST CAP!!!

Sky battle!

Flagsmashers drama? Why didn’t they respond the first time?

Not this b**** again.

Good job Bucky!

YES FLAGSMASHERS, DESTROY GREAT VALUE CAP!!!

Bucky no don’t defend the a******.

OMG SAM ARE YOU OK!!!!!?????!!!!!

Good job lady that saved the helicopter! Also good job Sam for helping!

John needs to die,

YESS KARLI!!!!!!!!

How it looks online vs. when it actually comes: shield edition

YEEESSSS SAM!!!! You gently set that car down! YEAH!!!

Guy 1: That's the Black Falcon there! Guy 2: No, that’s Captain America.

Sharon is sus.

Why are they working with Walker again? I had higher hopes for Sam and Bucky.

Karli(to Sharon): I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

SHARON IS THE POWER BROKER!!!!

She just killed him! You go Sharon!

Nothing but respect for Sam, who is still trying to reason with Karli.

Look at Bucky, using his singular brain cell.

Karli is looking for a fight now.

DID SHARON JUST KILL KARLI!?!?!?!

Karli is dead and now I am sad!!!

Sam is too smart for all these idiots.

Sam is too good for all these idiots.

This is why Sam is best cap!!

OMG SAM YESS!!!!

Sharon go to the hospital.

The Raft you say... *points rapidly at Zemo and comic lore*

Car went explosion.

US AGENT AND DARK AVENGERS OR THUNDERBOLTS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!

BUCKY CONFESSING TO HIS FRIEND!!!!

BUCKY DID THE WORK!!!

SAM GOING TO TALK TO ISAIAH!!!!

SAM BRINGING ISAIAH SOME PEACE!!!

ISAIAH GOT HIS OWN AREA IN THE CAP EXIBIT!!!!

COOKOUT!!!

THE COOKOUT CLIP SCENES ARE TOO PURE!!!

THE SAMBUCKY SIDE HUG, YES!

SHARON GOT PARDONED AND SHE GOT ULTERIOR MOTIVES!!!

Also quick notes-

The Josh’s fight is on April 24!

Shrek’s Birthday was April 22!

Do not go outside on April 24 unless you absolutely have to!

Thanks for reading and have a goodnight!