G r ee t ing s

Dispense Your Greetings into the Offering Box I shall view them another day

[psydo]

A guy whose great at solving cases but he dramatically reveals mundane solves in the case, then casually brushed over the impressive parts

[psydo]

Nothing is more evil than a man with a hammer and no fucks to give

[psydo]

I see no difference between Pokémon opening their hearts to their trainers and me opening up to my therapist

[psydo]

🥵🥵🥵

Save the planet

💚🌎💚

Literally cannot handle how hot she is

😩🤤🥵

It’s not the fault of individuals it’s the fault of the largest fossil burning corporations

😤😠😤

[psydo]

I guess I feel like I’m not allowed to be myself. Sometimes people say shit, and I’m way too fucking bored to care—I mean I’m glad they like it, but I just don’t care... And sometimes I wanna smoke and get tattoos and do drugs and be wild at parties and I don’t care what that does to me... but I’m supposed to be this ?? Idk Like I feel safe in the perception of me that my parents constructed for me, but I hate it, so much I just want to scream and tear my heart out and watch it bleed onto the floor. I don’t want to be their cute little girl. I’m not a doll or a plaything. And my mind is fraying apart slowly, awfully, painfully. I don’t know who or what the fuck I am.

I’m not supposed to cry, their precious little girl would never be sad; even when I’m alone I can’t cry. I’m not supposed to get upset, their cute little girl never does; if I ever get upset I’m just being difficult—as if I’m still a toddler. And I always have to be happy, engaged, and constantly considerate of others, that’s what their cute little girl would be; I don’t always care, I want to space out, and I can’t always be considerate of others even at the expense of myself. They want to push me into this toxic and impossible standard and I hate it so much. I shouldn’t have to be perfect to be loveable. And the person they want me to be isn’t a perfect person, it’s just hyper specific. It’s not me.

I do like seeing people excited about shit, but there’s plenty of things I give so little of a shit hearing about it makes me angry. And I’m inconsiderate and rude sometimes. And I get sad sometimes. I am a whole person, doesn’t make me unworthy of love.

And this hatred, depression and fear is balled together in my behavior. And I act in a way that I hate and that isn’t healthy to be around.

I don’t know who I am, but it makes me want to kill every “sweet” part of me on one hand, and kill every part of me that isn’t “sweet” on the other. It’s fucking sick

[psydo]

As a writer I hate that I can’t just look up, “what are some normal/interesting reactions to waking up in a pool of blood, organs, and occult shit” like come on my only creative juices are being weird I need some goddamn advice

[psydo]

Four pieces of tiny fried chicken? But wait, cartoon man with talking bullets says four is a scary number. What if I die? That sure would be embarrassing. Better take one more piece of cut up bird flesh, just in case. Yes, monke truly is best

[psydo]

Forget spiraling out of control, I’m spiraling further and further into the whims of chaos.

[psydo]

Abbé Faria told Dantes in prison that Dantes knew how to escape prison (psychopathic violence) but that he hadn’t thought of it simply because of his kinder nature.

Even in the 21st century he’s right. Anyone could reject the advances of a frat bro by saying “this will never replace the hole in your heart created by a total absence of maternal love your entire childhood”, and he could even deserve it, but most people’s nature prevents them from even considering saying that.

[psydo]

How am I getting college credit for the dumb shit that I submit.

[psydo]

You’re either lactos tolerant, or you die with dignity.

[psydo]

Boomers can’t finger peck faster than a snail on weed and keep opening new windows in 3+ different browsers but overcome this insecurity by making fun of millennials for not immediately understanding how to use outdated technology that they had to learn too and burning the planet.

[psydo]

An enby named Checks backwards is Checks Mx. Say it out loud. Think about it. :)

[psydo]

Why is mr ramsauce always so angry damn it’s just a soup play

[psydo]

Anytime something bad happens I’m like “it’s 2020 all over again!” and 2020 isn’t even over yet

[psydo]

Person: Hey you know where the—

Me: Yes 🙋‍♀️ I did blow up on tumblr 😎✨ sorry you could never be 5 notes famous 🥰😝❤️🧚‍♂️✨🔫👀🤪🤩

[damianito]

You’ll figured out 🌸