as if hands were enough to hold an avalanche off

late 20s. he/him.

[997]

[segamascott]

[ozempicofficial]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

bro be careful. this is diva country

[dogpuppy]

[charl0ttan]

penis magician voice is this your penis

[hilema]

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

[inloveforevr-deactivated2025041]

we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

[leatherbars]

i will be having the most hopeless week imaginable and then i go to the cinema two days in a row and suddenly life is beautiful. never kill yourself

[comment-tube]

[mino2aur]

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

[vintage-tigre]

[fairyinthetrees]

Do you have any advice on how to get a guy hot and bothered

set him on fire

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.