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andymorin

oh psyonic-cobra is an antisemite okay

psyonic-cobra

Wrong again dumbass.

andymorin

predictions for the inevitable coronavirus biopic:

it’s called PANDEMIC or CORONA or something in all caps

the opening scene is set in wuhan only they make it look really worn down and gross bc Foreign Nation

it stars the united states government and a random white man who contracts the virus and then has to quarantine apart from his family

either that or it’s some military dude who comes home from being stationed in wuhan for whatever reason

there’s an ed sheeran song in it

the celebrities singing imagine by john lennon is a scene in the movie and it’s portrayed as a heartrending moment of solidarity

the US government is portrayed handling the virus WAY better than they actually are

china is portrayed as the evil communist villains who didn’t stop the virus from spreading

i don’t know how the movie ends because we’re still living it

the ending title card says “dedicated to the 3827394 or something people who lost their lives due to COVID-19”

imagine by john lennon is the end credits song

andymorin

america is doing the exact same thing, “shipper girl.” china is not our enemy oh my god they didn’t fucking bring the virus over on purpose for gods sake

rui-cifer

I’m so tired of westerners thinking China just fucking arrests ppl whenever they do anything. The doctor was never arrested. The doctor was rewarded for whistleblowing and they punished the local official that bungled the response. This accusation of jailing the whistleblower, coming from a country that literally jailed a trans woman whistleblower for blowing the whistle on American military shooting at civilians and journalists, is just pure fucking projection.

There are legitimate issues to talk about with Xi’s China. There were legitimate issues to talk about with Mao’s China, but Westerners always go for the Red Scare/Yellow Peril talking points and never actually look at the material reality.

psyonic-cobra

Xi Jingping you fat fuck I know it's you.

theodorebasmanov

I’ve watched “Good Haunting” from “Love, Death and Robots” (episode 8). And it’s cool – as always! It tells about an alternative past in China – about steampunk robotized past in China. With magic werefoxes. So, with the arrival of technologies magic is leaking and the Englishmen are coming. (Spoilers!) So, one of them turns the werefox friend of the main character into a cyborg for his sexual games and then she kills him and asks the main character to make her new robotic body into a werefox to help her “haunt” men.

The beginning looks like good old “House of Flying Daggers” or “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” - great sword fights.

(I’m not sure, but there are not only Spoilers but also some nudity in gifs!)

mysharona1987

psyonic-cobra

So they're going to US citizens? I don't see the problem here?

catchymemes

wacksabbath

obsessed

shadowofmoths

[description: jack black, wearing a red shirt, red pants, cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and a suede fringe jacket, walks in a very exaggerated manner down some stairs. he kicks his feet out and flaps his arms up and down, so the fringe on his jacket makes a loud noise when he moves. he turns around and goes back up the stairs in the same manner, before lifting his hat and saying “yeehaw!”]

mousenemy

This is what its like to be quarantined

psiotechniqa

sounds about right

readlenin

honestly.... i love this man an ofc the english are fuuuuuuuuuuuuming

readlenin

literally inject it directly into my veins

💉💉💉

nouveaured

bimboid

ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202

If seventy-two hours’ worth of carefully selected survival gear packed into a rucksack won’t impress a woman, what will??

ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202

If this isn’t enough to drive a woman wild with desire then maybe I should just be gay

coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated

Ivan, you’re married and have several kids so you’re doing something right at least.

ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202

JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE SPARK ALIVE TODD, smh

pulmosan-deactivated20200908

You could always get a fursona

ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202

primaveren

bernie: is accused of saying something mean to warren :(

msm: absolute nonstop smears, continuing to this day

joe biden: is literally accused of full penetrative rape

msm:

brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2

Got fired today. Guess I'm self isolating for a bit. Really glad I did not make any big purchases with my taxes.

Bought a brand new bicycle tho, so I can get around town and look for jobs. Everybody wish me luck.

Fuck Circle K 🖕🏻

nunyabizni

This business down bs or something different?

brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2

They claimed I stole a vape pod. I'm so anti stealing they I've paid for things twice just in case before. I even recall the vape pod in question and it was one of those times. They're saying that because I cracked it open before I scanned it that it was theft.

They're also firing my assistant manager and the overnight guy. Basically everybody that wasn't hired last month. This was after I had to go in last night on a day off to fix a register one of the new girls had locked up somehow, to save them having to make a trouble call.

They want that store to crash and burn and there's nothing me or my other two cohorts can do to stop them. We kept that place floating, barely, without a manager for a month while corporate twiddled their assholes after the last manager ghosted.

I guess I'll call my old buddy at the health department and make a complaint about black mold. And my friend at the OSHA office and ask about the coolant leak in the deep freeze. Might call my friends at the ice delivery company and tell them that our contact is cancelled and to go ahead and forget the place exists.

I have free time and an inclination to put the Petty back in Pettyofficer.

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blackqueerblog

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

that-twink-over-there

The scream always takes me out 🤣

wajmariz-deactivated20200908

The only Americans who should be allowed to be Orthodox are those amerindians in Alaska who converted to Orthodoxy under the influence of Russian imperialism. White Americans should not be allowed to be Orthodox

aletheius

There’s so many problems with this post I don’t even know where to begin. How could you make a post like this, and why?

The Nicene Creed and the unanimous Holy Tradition of all the saints from the times of the Apostles to now clearly state there is One, Holy, catholic (“universal”), and Apostolic Church.

If you limit the Church to only certain peoples of the Earth, with this ethnocentric bias, this is not only the warped logic of Pharisees, but also completely nonsensical and contradictory. Is the Church One and Universal or not? Or are you implying only Slavs, Greeks, etc. and those subject to their influence can have and know the fullness of salvation? Disturbing; the only “chosen people” in Orthodoxy and Christianity in general is the Church itself which spans the globe.

I am assuming you deduced your claim from some ethnocentric, traditionalist base, but it is sorely misguided. It’s theologically, historically, culturally and sociologically illiterate. And honestly it is downright demonic.

Orthodoxy is for every descendant of Adam. It’s for an albino 7’ Nordic man just as it is for a 4'5" Pygmy. The Liturgy is served in nearly every language. There are Saints of EVERY background you can think of, and then some. Maybe you should pray to them that the Lrod can enlighten your mind instead of fooling people with your ignorant pride.

Or maybe you can tell a prominent German Orthodox like @rtrixie he is betraying his Volk or something by not being a Lutheran or something (and on that note, are Baltic Germans who lived in Russia for centuries allowed to be Orthodox? What about Poles, Finns, and Japanese who have their own autonomous Patriarchates? Or are they traitors too?).

Again: What prompted you to post such a silly, unlearned claim?

wajmariz-deactivated20200908

Every aspect of my very being on every physical, metaphysical and spiritual level seeks to negate and subvert Western civilisation and its values and to drive both the white race and Christianity, through the usage of various and elaborate avant-garde techniques of spiritual and actual warfare, to extinction. My original post was not intended to be seen as being fueled by traditionalist or reactionary sentiments — indeed, the total demolition of History is my sole goal and purpose in life — but was instead prompted by a general tendency of white American converts to Orthodoxy to be annoying spergs, as evidenced by literally your entire blog.

חֵזָק וּבָרוךְ.

aletheius

That is a fascinating response, and I appreciate you taking the time from your busy schedule to post this reply. However, I regret to inform you that the first error of your presumptions according to your elaborate plan was calling me a “white American convert to Orthodoxy”, when I am in fact born into the Church, and in fact am directly descended from the first Christians in Palestine. This fact actually helps corroborate the claim that the Orthodox Church is empirically the original church, by the way.

That being said, you have quite a lofty goal in your mission to destroy both the “white race” (by what parameters do you mark where this ends? e. g. Are paler Persians, Kurds, and Armenians white?) and Christianity. I can not declare that you will have success in any capacity in that, nor can I give you my support, but your vigor is refreshing and I see in your soul a possible flame in zeal that can be kindled to blaze instead for Our Lord Jesus Christ. Hopefully, in your project you encounter literature akin to Kierkegaard (if you really do like Nietzsche) and the Church Fathers who can guide you along to starting the narrow path to Heaven. Not that I declare I am anywhere near that path - God forbid I am sick with such pride - but it’s worth mentioning what magnanimous heights of peace and joy you are missing out on.

Shalom.

bransrath

I have rifle

little-catholic-diva

Op is insane

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r1ddl3-m3-th15

What I Say: My favorite genre is alternative history

What People Hear: I like considering what would happen if the Civil War/WW2/Cold War ended differently

What I Mean:

sixth-light

This book is River of Teeth by Sarah Gailey, and I highly recommend it if “extremely queer heist story of double-crossing and hippopotamuses” piques your interest.