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[ptq3000]

welcome hun!! (yes, i call everyone hun or honey, don't bash me for it)

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> hihi, i go by 3000 online

> i write for mha only at the moment :))

→ yes, i love writing for bakusquad, but i do write for other characters too

> im not responsible for the media that you will consume from my blog. don't like the content? well damn, not my problem honey.

> i do hope that we can be mutuals, but otherwise enjoy the shitshow that is my writing :DD

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» masterlist

→ requests are open!!

[raysome]

In a world of AO3 warriors, I'm forever a Tumblr Trooper...

[willowser]

dynamight is clearly trying to go unnoticed in the grocery store, but you recognize him, anyway, despite the mask and low-pulled hat. knowing makes you feel even worse about approaching him—because you'd be too afraid to, otherwise—but you're not sure what else to do at this point.

you lean in close to him as he's standing in front of the produce, poking through the same bin.

"ooh, we need to get an onion, too, remember?"

he startles enough away from you that you can feel the foundation of your last ditch efforts crumbling. even beneath his hat, his light eyebrows pull down hard, gaze narrowing, and on the other end of such a fiery glare, you're reminded exactly why you've never wanted to meet him before: he's terrifying, handsome as he is.

"hah—"

you smile at him and hope it looks real, squishing into the space he's created even though your hands are shaking. "the guy by the juice followed me all around the store from the parking lot and i don't know what else to do." you widen your eyes, and you want to look, you do, but your facade is hanging on by a thread. "please help me."

dynamight swallows, and you hope his expression only seems so guarded because you're so close; enough to smell his subtle yet sharp cologne, to see the dark blonde wisps of his eyelashes. when he blinks, they brush against his mask, feather-light.

"okay," he nods once, and the gravel of his voice makes your stomach turn in some teenage way, that has your cheeks flaring.

(this is really not the time to be getting shy.)

he doesn't look towards the juice either, thankfully, and instead adjusts his stance, leaning into you in return, large and wide and formidable enough to nearly shield you from view. "an onion, huh? think we got one at home."

you can feel the warm press of his body against your own and it has you releasing a breath that had been trapped deep in your chest, has tears stinging behind your eyes. the sharp pain in your sternum lessens, and when you feel his hand come up to sit, carefully, against your lower back, dynamight murmurs,

"y'r alright,"

and you are.

[ptq3000]

omg this is so good

[bethanythebogwitch]

Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*

Me:

[ptq3000]

AHOSMSIDLAHD ok so ik i’ve been a little gone, pls forgive me BUT to the people who’ve been requesting 1b, i’ve got you <33

i’m a little busy today, but i hear you and i will get to you :D

[c0kitty]

𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 ….  𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐄𝐀? w/ pirate!sero x f!reader               « 0:00 ─〇───── 0:00 ⇄                            

summary: on her way to create some chaos to humans, siren!y/n, stumbles on something out of the ordinary for her. curiosity gets the best of her, and she saves a stupid pirate. (⛦) content: nothing but fluff. very random, got inspired by the little mermaid. i also, know zero spanish, so correct me. (⛦) w/c: 1k+

y/n never denied being her true nature, a siren, she loved it. her voice was like a gentle whisper into the sea ─ calling for death, and her beauty was enchanting enough to create chaos. they were perks, but what she loved the most was bringing the suffering to humans.

y/n hated humans, let it be because of the trash and toxins they leave into the ocean, her home, or, the killings of her people with no remorse. today, she was visited by a loud and boisterous crew. a big brown boat filled with many suitors as they yelled into the night.

a typical evening for her, this path was to humans a “quick” passage to the docks and to sirens an easy way to find humans to kill. y/n gracefully glides through the water, her body moves with fluidity as she moves closer and closer to the boat.

Keep reading

[ptq3000]

this is so good, what?

[petwifed]

all good fics come from broke college girls or bad bitches who are 30+

[ptq3000]

Hey I was wondering if you were doing requests?

If you are, I've had this itch in my brain of a person with like a spiderman type quirk who is in the bakusquad and one day they're talking to someone and is so focused on whatever they're talking about that they just start walking up a wall and they don't even realize until they're in the middle of the ceiling.

This idea has just been bouncing in my brain and I would love if you could do something with it! I love your bakusquad works, you do amazing! 💜

hey hun, thanks so much,..first ask so im nervous :'))

bakusquad with reader that has a spiderman quirk!! ngl, ive also been itching about a reader with a spiderman quirk too.,soherewegohoney

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you and bakusquad were chilling in the common room when denki decided to break the silence.

"hey guys.." he started out. "yeah?" mina questioned, looking away from her phone to look at denki.

"how is bubble wrap made if you have to wrap bubbles into the bubble wrap? and how do the bubbles stay in the bubble wrap..." he finished.

"that is the most stup-" bakugo was starting his insult but before he could finish, you had stood up and started to pace the room, interrupting him.

"denki, the plastic sheet of bubble wrap is made of different materials which are melted into a thin film. this is then-"

"y/n?" kirishima tried to get your attention.

"-flattened, which is put into rollers-"

"y/n?" mina called your name. "that insert vacuumed-"

"oi, idiot!" bakugo had also tried. "-air into the sheet to create the air bubbles in the bubble wr-" "y/n!" jirou cut you off. "yeah?"

you had turned to look at her when you realized everything was..upside down. and you were on the middle of the ceiling..again.

"i think you're on the ce-" "i can see im on the ceiling." you deadpan. it was silent in the common room before you started to burst out laughing, still on the ceiling. mina chuckled at you and denki joined you in your fit of giggles.

once you finally caught your breath, you dropped down from the ceiling to the floor in your spider pose. everyone went back to their business and you went back on your phone, forgetting about what had just happened.

until denki broke the silence again.

"hey y/n..?"

"hm?"

"you never told me how the bubbles stay in the bubble wrap.."

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a/n: and then you shot a web on denki's face. ok, but sorry it took so long honey

[deadgxrlsuperstar]

just a thought, you know how canonically Bakugou's skin is perfect due to his quirk. Well, imagine if his s/o had acne or body acne and was really insecure (like me), and he offered to rub it using his sweat to help clear it.

kinda want to write a fic on this, or is it gross.

[ptq3000]

do it. that sounds rude. uhhh.,,

it's a really good idea and it's not gross :))

[ptq3000]

some denki fluff for you hun

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"babe?" you can feel your body being gently shaken awake. you groan and he continues knowing you're awake now.

"babe, wake up please." you rub the sleep away from your eyes. denki really needs to not disturb your sleep.

"what." you deadpan, finding his goofy smile in the dark.

"i want ice cream, baby." he pouts. you can barely see him in the dark, let alone with you squinting. you groan and get up slowly. denki's arms that were around your stomach fall as you start to stretch. he watches as you sit up, you glancing at the digital clock. the bright red easily spotted by you, beeping the time.

"seriously denki? 3:17 am," you yawn, moving the covers off. you stand up and stretch your arms above your head.

he apologizes, "sorry baby, but the dorms are eerie at night." you turn back to look at him and he makes a sad face at you.

"don't look at me like that," you mumble. "i'll get you your stupid ice cream, but you're following me." he smiles in victory as he also gets up.

you find a pair of his socks in the dark. looking at your outfit, only bearing denki's old t-shirt and shorts, you shrug as you tug his socks onto your feet. you go to the door where your slides were. "hurry up, you slowpoke." you huff as denki tugs a shirt quickly over his head, putting random shoes on.

grabbing his dorm key and your phone, you open the door and walk out into the dark hallway. you turn your phone's flashlight on and walk to the kitchen. "come on, i want to go to bed." you say when you notice denki lagging behind you.

he quickly jogs up to you when you make it to the kitchen. opening the freezer, you let denki choose what he wanted. once he was done, he sat on the kitchen counter and you stood opposite of him, waiting until he was finished.

finishing the popsicle he had, he threw it away and came back over to you. with a tired pace, you started walking back to his dorm, knowing he'll be too scared alone and that he'll follow you.

you shove his keys into the door and it opens. he catches up to you and walks in beside you. you kick your slides off and pull his socks off of you. he throws his shoes haphazardly somewhere as well. you put your phone away somewhere. you don't know where, you just want sleep.

you jump on his bed and he follows you suite. you sit up to look up at him. "happy?" you smile tiredly.

he smiles back, giving you a kiss.

"yeah, baby. im happy."

[ptq3000]

Hello do you write for male readers?

heyy!! yeah, im not opposed to it. not a strong suit, but i would definitely try if u did send me an idea :vv

[animatedtext]

[ptq3000]

bakugo x fem!reader

reader's period fucking sucks. im on my period so this is a lil comfort for me

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it had been a shitty day. you woke up this morning laying in your bed when you felt super sweaty down there. you didn't think anything of it and went to use the bathroom. yet, you were met by your period.

you went on with your day, having to quickly run to the bathroom after classes due to the heavy blood flow. cramps were an asshole, like usual. the only thing you wished was different about your cramps was where it happened.

and maybe if cramps didn't exist.

you had them everywhere. in the front. on your back. even on your tits. it was terrible on you as you had no energy for anyone today.

after classes, you changed as quickly as possible and passed out on your bed. the soft mattress was always comfort for you.

...

it was dinnertime now. everyone that had retreated to their dorms were now in the common area as they awaited dinner. once it was ready, everyone sat down as usual.

"hey, mina, have you seen y/n yet? she didn't answer my texts." denki asked. "no, she's not answering mine either." this caught the attention of some as they now stopped their separate conversations to express their concern.

"someone call l/n once more and if she doesn't answer, i'll go to her dorm to see if she's ok." iida explains to the class.

mina nodded and went to your contact.

"im right here, don't call me." you spooked everyone as they all looked at you. your hair was put up into a bun which was messy after your nap. your t-shirt was riding up, showing the shorts you had on. you had marks all over your body from sleeping in one spot for a while. you looked tired as your face twisted into one of pain. cramps.

everyone went back to their business knowing that you were somewhat fine.

you slowly went to the kitchen and grab yourself a plate of what was for dinner. you found a seat at the end of the table and started eating slowly. halfway through, you dropped your chopsticks as the pain suddenly came over you. you wince and hold your stomach.

you mutter to yourself about how your fucking cramps need to stop and you start to breathe quicker than normal.

nobody notices over the chatter. except for one person.

bakugo stands up and walks over to the medicine cabinet. he pulls out pain meds and he fills a glass of water. he walks over to you and hands it to you with a scowl on his face. you know he means good so you take the pills and water from his hands.

you swallow the pills and gulp down the water without a problem. "thank y-" you didn't even finish your sentence before another wave of pain is sent through your body.

he walks off and goes back to his spot. he walks back and kicks out a classmate from their spot next to you. "what are you-" you start but stop as he glares at you. now that bakugo was sitting next to you, he reached his hand out to your stomach. testing the waters, almost. when you showed no signs of discomfort from his hand, he gently put it on your stomach and activated his quirk a little to heat up his hand.

the warmth drowned out the pain of your cramps. if this was going to happen everytime you had your period, you honestly wouldn't mind it.

"thank you, bakugo." you quietly thank him with a smile.

"tch, it's nothing you idiot." he mutters.

yeah, you wouldn't mind.

[whathereoncewas]

Hockey player! Bakugou

This is my first official post so hello:)) I saw au's about the mha boys and a hockey au and omg. Anyways, enjoy :)

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Hockey player! Bakugou who is mean on the ice, won't hesitate to throw his stick and gloves to start a fight. Who bangs into the glass in front of fans and waves at the little kids cheering his team on, even dedicating goals to some of the lucky ones. Hes big and fast making him a even more of a threat for the opposing teams.

Hockey player! Bakugou who hates doing interviews, he tries his best to just brush past them avoid them but got told he has to do one every now and then to keep up public appearances.

Hockey player! Bakugou who was trending on Twitter with edits of him after a game of him standing there all sweaty and running his hand through his hair to get it out his face, laughing at a stupid question he was asked, the top part of his equipment already discard leaving him in the black long sleeve undershirt. It only made him hate doing interviews even more

Hockey player! Bakugou who is wanted by many, constantly being asked about his relationship status and being asked out on dates and such, him always waving it off and saying that he's too focused on hockey to worry about any of that.

Hockey player! Bakugou who notices you sitting with some friends at a game of theirs, though has never see you before. You're allright in the front beside their player bench. You were sitting with Mina and Uraraka and a few other of their friends, and skates over and slams his weight into the glass, scaring you as he just flashed you a bloody smile with his mouth guard before taking back off to the game. He's distracted the rest of the game looking over at you.

Hockey player! Bakugou who shoots the wining goal in literally the last seconds of the game that was previously tied, and looks over at you in the stands and points his stick at you before he was engulfed by his teammates for getting the goal.

Hockey player! Bakugou who rushes to the changes rooms to get his gear off, blowing off any interviews along the way, before he is asking Kiri about you and why he's never met you before as Kiri just shrugs "you never really come out with us after games, at least not often enough" he says before smirking at him "why, got a crush on the lil thing?" He says as Bakugou just rolls his eyes and huffs, Kiri knowing all too well that Bakugou did and shot a look over at Denki who was listening the conversation as he nodded in agreement back.

Hockey player! Bakugou who showers and gets he shit together, actually planning on going out and celebrating this time, knowing that Mina and the rest would be there, hoping you would be too. He walks out of the change room and over to the group of the waiting friends, chilling in their seats still by the bench waiting to be told what was going on for the night.

"Oh Bakugou! Didn't expect you to come out, congrats by the way!" Mina says throwing herself at him and giving him a hug as he gives he a soft pat on the back "yeah, you played great out there!" Iida says before Bakugou looks over as you and sticks his hand out "I'm Katsuki, I don't think we've met before" he says with a slight smirk as he watches you take his hand him almost losing it at how much smaller it was then his "Y/n, its nice to meet you" you say flashing a smile back up at him.

~~

[ptq3000]

this.

[ptq3000]

bakusquad w/ quiet but caring fem!reader,pt.2

reader still got the portal quirk that allows her to make portals and teleport

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> ok, so we know how bakugo is an aggressive cook. and even though he eats the food you prepare for the class, that doesn't mean he still won't critique you on it

> yes, you guys had multiple cook-offs, which by the way, you have another scoreboard in your room for it. is it necessary..? no. does it make you more competitive? yes. does it provide any other use than to make you want to beat bakugo? well, it looks pretty :))

> sero is a very refined judge in this cook competition that you and bakugo got going. you even got aizawa to also judge, having him as a 'guest star' as mina puts it

> other classmates like iida and yaoyarozu encourage the friendly competition. it is anything but friendly.

> you and bakugo are literally yelling at each other, him more than you. but it's probably the loudest the whole class has seen you and bakugo takes some pride in that

"bakugo, move!" you shout as the pot your holding feels hotter and heavier by the second.

"use your stupid quirk, portal freak." he retorts back at you. you huff as you do. setting the pot down on the other side of the counter, you mumble to yourself, "fat ass." "what did you say." he demands, glancing at you as he plates his food.

as you also plate 3 dishes, you smirk as you confidently repeat it. "i said, fat ass." you grin as you see his cheeks start to go pink. he grunts as he says, "wipe that smug look off your face, you extra."

> there's not enough love for sero, in my opinion

> whenever you and sero hangout one on one, you usually just prank bystanders or the cashier at the local convenience store.

> him with his tape quirk and you with your portal quirk, you make small portals behind people and sero shoots small bits of tape on people. harmless, right?

> you and sero did it this one time to a karen that was yelling at a server in a small cafe, and sero accidentally pointed upwards when he shot through your portal which...it uh..it accidentally grabbed her weave and pulled it off. the karen turned around so embarrassed and immediately looked at everyone as she grabbed her wig. it took all both you and sero's willpower to not burst out in giggles as she looked at everyone in the cafe.

> also, i feel like sero's dorm is the dorm you always go to when you want to be left alone. people always check your dorm first, so you made a habit of hiding in other people's dorms. mainly sero's.

> you always manage to fall asleep. you don't try to! honestly!! it just..happens.

as sero enters his dorm, his face shifts to fear when he sees a figure on his hammock in the dark. quickly going into a defensive state, he instinctively turns the lights on and he creeps closer to whoever or whatever is in his hammock.

"sero... it's too bright. turn the lights off," he hears you mumble.

he sighs and his face softens as he realizes that it's just you. again. for the third time this week.

"y/n, you scared me," he laughs as he continues. "warn me next time." he turns the lights off, and he grabs a spare blanket and lays it on top of you. "goodnight," you both say in unison. he can't help but smile at you as you start giggling to yourself. "jinx," you both say together again. both of you burst into laughing as your tired form sits up on the hammock to look at sero who's on the floor.

"sero." "what?" "jinx, you owe me!" "you little-"

> mina. oh, mina. as much as she loves herself, she also loves to take care of you. multiple skin care nights in her mess of a dorm. if you could even call it a dorm.

> most times, she invites jirou and the other girls over. she always finds comfort in her friends, so doing something she loves with her friends is the best to her. but if you had a stressful week and just want it to be the 2 of you, she's all for that too!

"stay still, babe," mina requests as she applies the last bits of the clay face mask on you.

you stay still, as quietly as you can. which is easy since you're always quiet. you close your eyes as you relax to let her finish her work.

"babe, i finished." you hear her and when you open your eyes, she's looking at you with pure adoration. you smile at her softly as she pulls out her phone. your face drops because you know what she's doing.

"now..pictures!!" she smiles devilishly as she quickly took a 0.5 picture of you. she snorts through her fits of giggles and you yank her phone from her. "no, don't delete it!! y/n! it's for the group chat!!"

> don't want to make kirishima feel left out, so herewego

> kirishima is always the one you can trust. like sure, you can trust all of your friends, buttt, kirishima is the #1 person you go to

> whenever the couches in the common room are crowded, it's normal for you to go over to kirishima. you sit on his lap and he welcomes you with a warm smile, always greeting you with a, "hey babes."

> kirishima, i feel like, would call most of the girls, babe or babes. that's just something they do, so it's something he does. at first, everyone thought you 2 were dating because of the nicknames and sweet gestures. and you do admit that kirishima is very attractive, but you denied everyone's statement of you 2 dating.

sighing as you find no seat yet again, you head towards kirishima with the bowl of popcorn for class movie night.

he has a thin blanket covering him. he smiles as he sees your tired figure and you can't help but softly smile at his goofy grin. you sit yourself on him, adjusting slightly and he pulls the blanket over the both of you.

"hi babes," he quietly greets you, leaning on your shoulder as both of his arms wrap around your waist in a hug. you melt into his touch with a quiet sigh and he places a small kiss on your cheek

> denki. hm.. almost the same as kirishima. some differences, but most people thought you and denki were dating too. and while he is one of your first friends, you're not dating him. damn.

> the lingering stares, constantly needing homework help, him leaving small kisses on your cheek as you do something so mundane. the touchiness and the cringey nicknames. if you were an outsider, you would've thought you 2 were dating. but you're not. sadly..

> he normalizes touching. you didn't realize how touch starved you were until he starts hanging around you. you guys constantly link arms or hold hands. even at group sleepovers, his hand somehow, in his sleep, find your hand as he links them together.

> you even started going to him first, which makes him so ecstatic. he did accidentally set of his quirk on you the first time you hugged him from behind though..-

seeing denki, you smile as you had the idea to go to touch him first. engulf his body in love. that's what friends do, right?

you quietly walk over, not making any footsteps as you slowly wrap your arms around his middle in a hug. you feel jolts of small zaps around your arms and you quickly step back.

"ow- what the-," you rub your arms as they start to feel fuzzy. "ack! sorry y/n, you scared me," denki quickly apologizes as he wraps his arms around you in a warm hug.

"it's ok, just don't do it again babe," you assure. he backs away from the hug, his arms still around you. a smug look replaces his previous concerned expression. "didn't know we were on babe terms now?" he teases. your eyes go wide as you struggle to find words. you bury yourself in the crook of his neck in embarrassment. damnit mina. you really needed to stop picking up her way of talking. i mean, you call everyone babe like she does. that's what friends do. right..?

> ahhh, omg, jirou!! finally, jirou.

> you definitely hangout with her the most. you both have the most inside jokes and you constantly will find yourself laughing at her stupid jokes.

> she's also your go-to girl for any feminine products. yeah, mina keeps pads and tampons with her, but she constantly misplaces it.

> jirou always has her dorm open to you all the time. she has sleeping problems and when you just surprise her with blankets and snacks, she's so grateful that you already knew.

> i feel like you would trust jirou the most when it comes to your body. i mean, everyone in bakusquad is super touchy already, besides bakugo, but jirou is one of the more respectful people.

> like if you needed to change in front of jirou, without hesitation you'll start undressing. jirou either looks away and distracts herself or she changes with you because 9 times out of 10, you're having a sleepover in her dorm. you barely use your dorm at this point.

a colored blob appears in the middle of the room. jirou glances up from her phone to be greeted by you.

"what are you doing here, y/n? it's..," jirou glances at her phone. "2:37 am." she finishes with a yawn.

"and you should be asleep." you state in a motherly manner. before jirou can get a word in, you disappear back into your portal and reappear a few minutes later.

you close the portal as you set down multiple blankets and many snacks on her bed. "i couldn't sleep either, don't worry." you assure her.

"movie night?" jirou asks.

"movie night."

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a/n: AHHHH, the long awaited pt.2!! sorry for the wait :))

[write-on-world]

[ptq3000]

gaming streams with the bakusquad boys!!

no quirk!au, but it could totally be seen as them streaming in the regular au too!

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denki: ay, sero! i have a new profession! i just got a new job! my new job is a wife hunter! i find wives that are very unsatisfied in their current relationship and i satisfy 'em!

sero: that sounds like a good job! a job that would never pertain to me..!!

...

denki: you're so strong! i can't imagine why your wife would be unsatisfied, you know we got a request from her. she said, "hey im very unsatisfied with my s- current husband and i require your services to be happy again."

sero: what did you say to me..

denki: it's your WIFE, man! i- im just- im just doing my job dude.

denki: *gets killed by sero*

denki: AHHH- fucks sake. you know what pal. this is why your wife is unsatisfied because..

sero: FUCK YOU

denki: this is all you do

sero: fuck you, motherfucker!

denki: yeah, yeah

sero: that's not even a real job.

denki: dude, your wife is unsatisfied.

sero: you haven't even a real job- what is-

denki: she needs a MAN, like me

sero: WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

...

sero: HELLO MY FRIENDS!

kirishima and bakugo: OH SHIT- HELLO, HELLO, okay, okay, please don't destroy this spawner!

sero: denki has started a new job and im not.. im not happy with it. he's become a wife pleaser.

bakugo: HAHAHA

sero: i thought- i was very happy for him for finding a profession until i found out that my wife was on the list of wives to be pleased. i don't know why because im so strong! look how strong i am. *almost kills bakugo*

bakugo: NO, NO!

...

denki: weooo weeo!! this is the wife police. we are willing to give one of you unsatisfied wives an extra family!

kirishima: sero, im so sorry you have to hear this.

sero: im at the point now of unphasement. i don't believe denki will- will replace my wife.

denki: im a wife hunter and im looking for your unsatisfied wife, pal.

sero: my wife loves me! so much!

bakugo: how was your last valentine's day?

sero: it was very, very nice. i pl- i pl- i played halo 3 and she cried.

kirishima: she didn't cry really- you didn't make your wife cry on her birthday?

sero: *turns away in-game*

...

denki: unsatisfiedwives.com. are you an unsatisfied wife? do you hate your husband? are you an independent woma-

denki: *bakugo kills denki in-game*

denki: AHHHH. i was doing my ad. are you an independent woman but you-

sero: shut up. i dont want to hear from you.

denki: -still need a real man?

sero: i dont want to hear from you.

denki: weeo weeoo

sero: you're a waste of space. how did you find out that my wife is unsatisfied, what did she say?

denki: she sent me support emails to my website, unsatisfiedwives.com. she said, "my husband played halo 3 on my birthday and left me crying because he's a DICK!"

sero: i may have done that but what else, that can't just be the only thing

denki: she says you're lacking in the..in the uh, *pp* in the, *pp* apartment. HAHA-

sero: *attacks denki in-game*

denki: -..AHHH AH!!

denki: why is it that your wife hates you so much?

sero: ...

sero: i think it's- i think it's because of my lack of commitment. i-i struggle to make plans with her and-and whenever i do, i always worry that it's- if- if i should invite her along with me, you know? whilst i appreciate we have the same mutual friends..sometimes when im speaking to her, it feels like im- im genuinely just talking to a wall. it feels like we have-

bakugo and kirishima: *walks into view to cross to the other side in-game*

bakugo: just-.. just passing through

sero: none of the same interests we have when we were younger

bakugo: just passing through. just-

sero: when-

kirishima: just..ignore us!

sero: when we were younger it felt like we-

kirishima: ignore us!

bakugo and kirishima: *they cross and walk out of view*

sero: we were so close to each other and as we've grown up and as we've gotten older, it feels like...less and less of us is- aligns with the same, you know, path that we went down and- and sometimes i-i go out drinking with my friends and i come back and she- she seems angry like i should've invited her but i know i can't invite her because she would not enjoy the experience but i really enjoy it and it just feels..it feels like we've changed into 2 very different people as opposed to changing and growing together. and it's- it's difficult and i don't know what to do.

everyone: ...

denki: good. im young and sexy and i will have sex with her. HAHAHA

sero: i'm going to murder you

denki: LET'S GO. AHHHH-

denki: *sero kills him in-game*

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a/n: credits to tommyinnit's dragon morph mod video!! it makes more sense if you watched the video before. if you haven't, the timestamp would be 10:55, 11:23, 12:31, and 13:29. go check it out, tommyinnit is very funny!!

if you watch the full dragon morph mod video by tommyinnit, i constantly see the people as followed:

> sero is wilbur soot

> denki is quackity

> bakugo and kirishima are phil and tommy, kirishima leading more towards philza, but it depends on what is said