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tem dia que é noite 🌙 • they/them • 25 yo

[wo0pshy]

[pudding-the-clown]

I'M BACK TO EVIL LAB

[pudding-the-clown]

Are you guys gonna laugh at me if I quit my job?

[pudding-the-clown]

I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now

In

My

Life

Why do I

sMILE?

[marsha-landlord]

I will not shit myself in the grocery store.

I will not shit myself in the grocery store.

I will not shit myself in the grocery store.

Daily Affirmations.

[pudding-the-clown]

COWARD

[pudding-the-clown]

I housed a homeless fish in the ocean today

[pudding-the-clown]

I got called out for apparently looking like the "twinkiest twink to ever twink"

[feastofrottweilers]

the truest twinks are the ones you’d never expect.

[pudding-the-clown]

I uh

I

You know what???? Sure!!!!

[feastofrottweilers]

Not saying I’m a twink but man I’ve gotten some surprises

[pudding-the-clown]

That's what a twink would say

[pudding-the-clown]

I HONKING DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET AT MY JOB ANSWERS WOULD BE DELAYED UNTIL I GET A NEW ONE

[pudding-the-clown]

I got called out for apparently looking like the "twinkiest twink to ever twink"

[feastofrottweilers]

the truest twinks are the ones you’d never expect.

[pudding-the-clown]

I uh

I

You know what???? Sure!!!!

[pudding-the-clown]

Uh huh so uh honk okay wait wait wait WAIT so

Uh

How

Illegal

Something needs to be for you to get arrested by the police?

[feastofrottweilers]

depends on the crime and how much money you have

[pudding-the-clown]

I HAVE ZERO MONEY POOR POOR CLOWN NADA POBRE MISERÁVEL

I didn't even got my first paycheck yet and I'm already HONKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feastofrottweilers]

what was the crime

[pudding-the-clown]

Uuuuh

realocating

Stuff.

[feastofrottweilers]

corporation, random person, or small business

[pudding-the-clown]

IT WAS A BIG TRASH BAG I DIDN'T LOOK INSIDE BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT DID NOT FIT A WHOLE CORPORATION THERE

[feastofrottweilers]

who did you steal from?

Since it was a trash bag you can assume it was meant to be thrown out

[pudding-the-clown]

I didn't steal it!!!! It was a delivery!!!! I just picked it up at work and delivered somewhere!!!!!

[feastofrottweilers]

oh then it’s not illegal ur good. Plausible deniability is your friend

[pudding-the-clown]

Wait

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

OH HONK YEAH I'M SO HONKING RELIEVED

Wow

It's like being born the third time

I FEEL ALIVE

Thank you my friend!

[pudding-the-clown]

Another SUPER CALM AND VERY MUCH LEGAL day of work!

[pudding-the-clown]

this u?

Uh I uh

Uh

This is so honking specific.

[pudding-the-clown]

Uh huh so uh honk okay wait wait wait WAIT so

Uh

How

Illegal

Something needs to be for you to get arrested by the police?

[feastofrottweilers]

depends on the crime and how much money you have

[pudding-the-clown]

I HAVE ZERO MONEY POOR POOR CLOWN NADA POBRE MISERÁVEL

I didn't even got my first paycheck yet and I'm already HONKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feastofrottweilers]

what was the crime

[pudding-the-clown]

Uuuuh

realocating

Stuff.

[feastofrottweilers]

corporation, random person, or small business

[pudding-the-clown]

IT WAS A BIG TRASH BAG I DIDN'T LOOK INSIDE BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT DID NOT FIT A WHOLE CORPORATION THERE

[feastofrottweilers]

who did you steal from?

Since it was a trash bag you can assume it was meant to be thrown out

[pudding-the-clown]

I didn't steal it!!!! It was a delivery!!!! I just picked it up at work and delivered somewhere!!!!!

[pudding-the-clown]

Uh huh so uh honk okay wait wait wait WAIT so

Uh

How

Illegal

Something needs to be for you to get arrested by the police?

[feastofrottweilers]

depends on the crime and how much money you have

[pudding-the-clown]

I HAVE ZERO MONEY POOR POOR CLOWN NADA POBRE MISERÁVEL

I didn't even got my first paycheck yet and I'm already HONKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feastofrottweilers]

what was the crime

[pudding-the-clown]

Uuuuh

realocating

Stuff.

[feastofrottweilers]

corporation, random person, or small business

[pudding-the-clown]

IT WAS A BIG TRASH BAG I DIDN'T LOOK INSIDE BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT DID NOT FIT A WHOLE CORPORATION THERE

[pudding-the-clown]

Uh huh so uh honk okay wait wait wait WAIT so

Uh

How

Illegal

Something needs to be for you to get arrested by the police?

[feastofrottweilers]

depends on the crime and how much money you have

[pudding-the-clown]

I HAVE ZERO MONEY POOR POOR CLOWN NADA POBRE MISERÁVEL

I didn't even got my first paycheck yet and I'm already HONKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feastofrottweilers]

what was the crime

[pudding-the-clown]

Uuuuh

realocating

Stuff.

[clownjuiceart]

Put donuts down the cops will forget 

[pudding-the-clown]

Thanks for the suggestion my clown!!!!!!

TO THE DONUTS SHOP

[pudding-the-clown]

Uh huh so uh honk okay wait wait wait WAIT so

Uh

How

Illegal

Something needs to be for you to get arrested by the police?

[feastofrottweilers]

depends on the crime and how much money you have

[pudding-the-clown]

I HAVE ZERO MONEY POOR POOR CLOWN NADA POBRE MISERÁVEL

I didn't even got my first paycheck yet and I'm already HONKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feastofrottweilers]

what was the crime

[pudding-the-clown]

Uuuuh

realocating

Stuff.

[the-muppet-joker]

My therapist (this a new one, not to be confused with the one I hit with my car) is a very straight-laced, youth pastor type guy who does not understand what I am talking about 90% of the time so honestly idk how effective he is as a therapist, but randomly he will zero in on one of my Brain Problems with complete clarity before going back to his default Straight And Neurotypical level of understanding of my general fuck-up-ery. Like I was trying to explain to him why I project so much onto certain fictional characters and why writing fanfiction about them is so cathartic for me, and I could tell I was losing him because he was having a hard time grasping the idea of just, fanfiction in general, but then he suddenly said, "it might feel safer for you to explore scary feelings with creative writing about fictional characters because you actually have control over the things you're writing, as opposed to in the real world, where you feel you have very little control over anything." And I was kind of reeling from that a little, because like, yeah, but then he said "and you use characters you like because it makes you happy to see them, like how I watch any movie that has The Rock starring in it, because it makes me happy to see The Rock." And then he just looked at me like

[pudding-the-clown]

IMAGINE GOING TO THERAPY

What a honking LOSER