Pudz

former brazilian national teams mascot • they/them • 25 yo

[pudding-the-clown]

I WAS MAKING A LIST OF THINGS TO TALK AT THERAPY BUT THINKING ABOUT MY #SADPAST IS HONKING HORRIBLE AND I CRIED ALL OVER MY NOTES SO NOW I'M DRYING THEM WITH A HAIRDRYER HONK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE

[pudding-the-clown]

WHY DOES THE KITCHEN SMELLS

[harry-the-worst]

Sorry, man, I was teaching the kids how to make different types of eggs.

…Or trying to, at least.

[feastofrottweilers]

fuck man I’m on my way to take over. I’ll bring Mandy too since she’s hermitinh herself again

[harry-the-worst]

Scrambled eggs were fine. And boiled. But then we moved on to poached and… I guess I did something wrong because it looked more stringy than I think it should.

[feastofrottweilers]

I don’t believe you tbh. Has Lia been cooking most of the time or are you living off takeout while Mandy is here? Jesus man

[pudding-the-clown]

ROTT WHY ARE YOU HERE AND WHY. ARE WE oh hey Amanda nice to see you WHY ARE WE SPEAKING VIA TUMBLR

[pudding-the-clown]

WHY DOES THE KITCHEN SMELLS

[harry-the-worst]

Sorry, man, I was teaching the kids how to make different types of eggs.

…Or trying to, at least.

[pudding-the-clown]

DUDE I THOUGHT WE HAD A GASS LEAK SORRY LMAO YOU COULD HAVE ASKED FOR HELP I MAKE SOME COOL SPRINKLE EGGS THE WOULD HAVE LOVED IT

[totallynotlondon]

Hey is nate okay is he alright are you guys okay there? Do you need anything???

I'm giving him space but I read his blog and I'm so worried!!!! He didnt told me anything about what was happening the past couple of days and now I feel like a stupid honking fool :((

were ok. we just didnt want 2 worry u pudz. no offence but u have mad anxiety. ill keep u updated over text

[pudding-the-clown]

I'm going to therapy :(((((((((

I spoke to nate last night about it

Thanks for taking care of him London!!!!!

[pudding-the-clown]

WHY DOES THE KITCHEN SMELLS

[clownjuiceart]

I hope everyone a good night or morning even perhaps evening

I hope you are happy and content

I had some shrimp with sweet tea fun fact

[pudding-the-clown]

Thank you so much my clown! I hope you are feeling awesome as well!!!! :)

[pudding-the-clown]

Thank you for last night it was so honking fun!! :)

Even though I don't remember shit past like 8 or smt but it was fun!!

@feastofrottweilers @harry-the-worst @the gay app pizza guy

[feastofrottweilers]

Cute pizz boy gave me his number and went home

he stayed until I sobered up and then helped me make sure Pudz was ok.

Mortis is going to kill me.

[pudding-the-clown]

Thank you random pizza guy from the gay app for not putting your dick on the pizza and also for helping rot take care of my wasted ass!!!!!!!!!

HONK YOU MORTIS I'LL PISS IN YOUR BATHROOM HAH TAKE THAT

[croakerverse-lore]

Lore fact: it has come to our attention that Nails ( @nails-for-your-coffin ) and Pudding ( @pudding-the-clown ) have officially broken up!!!!! Lmao!!!! Losers!!!!

[pudding-the-clown]

STOP BULLYING US GREEN PERSON THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

[pudding-the-clown]

WHERE THE HONK AM I

[feastofrottweilers]

@pudding-the-clown

Pizza rn

[feastofrottweilers]

Weirdest pizza order ever tbh

[feastofrottweilers]

OH FUCK

[pudding-the-clown]

LMAOOOAOAIAII YOU GOT THE WRONF NUMBER

[feastofrottweilers]

@pudding-the-clown

Pizza rn

[pudding-the-clown]

OIZAAQQQAA

PIZAAQQ YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[feastofrottweilers]

@harry-the-worst

Bar in like an hour maybe? Maybe two

I need out of the house, I gotta get Mandy out, and if I’m here when Mortis gets home one of us is ending up dead

[harry-the-worst]

I’m sorry, man, Pudz needs me right now.

Maybe we can join you later.

[feastofrottweilers]

Pudz is coming :3

[pudding-the-clown]

We can all have a sleep over afterwards!!!!!!!!!!

WHATEVER THIS CLOWN IN HITING THE TOWN

I LOVE YOU HARRY

YOU TOO ROT

[feastofrottweilers]

YES OMG Mortis is out of town if we want to use his house but I totally understand if yinz don’t want to

[pudding-the-clown]

LETS FO LETS GOF LETABDO IT TBSR

[feastofrottweilers]

@harry-the-worst

Bar in like an hour maybe? Maybe two

I need out of the house, I gotta get Mandy out, and if I’m here when Mortis gets home one of us is ending up dead

[harry-the-worst]

I’m sorry, man, Pudz needs me right now.

Maybe we can join you later.

[feastofrottweilers]

Pudz is coming :3

[pudding-the-clown]

We can all have a sleep over afterwards!!!!!!!!!!

WHATEVER THIS CLOWN IN HITING THE TOWN

I LOVE YOU HARRY

YOU TOO ROT

[pudding-the-clown]

I'M SO SORRY @supercecretsideblog

I'VE SEEN NOTHING I SWEAR I FOR SURE DID NOT SEE THE BLOOD BAGS AND ALL

I'M LEAVING SORRY PLEASE KEEP DOING YOUR THING OKAY I'LL JUST TAKE MY STUFF AND LEAVE

[supercecretsideblog]

Apologies, you can come back. Mandy hadn’t told me you were coming. I didn’t mean to scare yp

[pudding-the-clown]

Thanks for letting me stay here as well Lia

I promise it won't be for too long!!

[supercecretsideblog]

you can truly stay as long as you like. Mandy has been trying to convince me to get one of those sheds anyways.

[pudding-the-clown]

I might actually need a place to stay again cause

I fucked up

[pudding-the-clown]

hey so… you seem like you’re having a rough one. Want to go to thre bar in like. An hour maybe?

You know what?!?!?!?!?!? SURE YES I DO

Hit me up I'll be there

[nails-for-your-coffin]

I seriously don't have the energy for this right now @pudding-the-clown please let just talk things out when I'm back alright?

[pudding-the-clown]

Yeah that's

That's fair

Of course

I'll give you space okay? Just

Let me know if you need anything I'll get there