—the joke is on me

hARLEY QUINN — ❝are you the devil?❞

[puddinharley-archive]

i’m dropping harley and beast boy for the lack of muse and i’m not sure if i’ll be back soon? i probably will but for now i just want to say i loved roleplaying with every single one of you and if you’d like to keep in touch with me, you can find me here or here! i’d love to keep talking with everyone so! 

well, goodbye guys!!! stay awesome!

[kingofgxthamx-blog]

“certainly not. you are not like anyone i have ever met before, but i cherish our friendship and i would hardly desire to ruin it.”

[puddinharley-archive]

“well, if ya say so... then i’ll forget bout this.”

[puddinharley-archive]

this goes for beast boy too; so i was out all day and then i had to do some stuff on this indie rph im part of and i’ve very tired and i don’t feel like making replies because 0 muse. i’m very sorry!! i’ll try tomorrow

[puddinharley-archive]

“What’s a girl/guy gotta do to get some chili cheese nachos over here?” ( babs )

“get yer ass outta the couch, go to the kitchen, make some an’ then sit yer ass here again. ta-da!!”

[puddinharley-archive]

"If you call me your super hella gay bff ever again I’m going to kill you.”

“super hella gay bff.”

[planetearthe]

IMPERSONATE MY CHARACTER IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS THINK OF THIS LIL SHIT

[roleplayerpositivity-blog]

{{ mixed sentence starters;; }}

“You’re enough, you’ve always been enough.”

“Please say you’ll be mine –  forever maybe?”

“If this is another one of your NYSNC dance off’s it’s not gonna be me.”

“…– all my love is for you.”

“What’s a girl/guy gotta do to get some chili cheese nachos over here?”

“Hands off. The boy is /mine/.”

“If you love her/him so much why don’t you marry her/him?”

“That’s my girl/boy!”

“Am I really good enough for you?”

“Oh! Look at that hottie over there, they’re totally checking you out!”

“Drinks on me tonight.”

“We’ll always be friends…no matter what.”

“Please don’t leave me.”

“Don’t you dare run away from this! Everything was just starting to get good for us and now you wanna turn your back?!”

“I’ll eat you up.”

“I think I’m in love.”

“So fess up, who’s the girl/guy you’ve been crushing on, and don’t even try and tell me you’re not.”

“Can’t get enough.”

“Sharing equals caring.”

“If this ringtone of a drunk squirrel laughing doesn’t make you either smile or start laughing you have no sense of humor and we’re not friends anymore.”

“I guess this is goodbye then…”

“You’re not even going to try and make this work?”

“Hey it’s morning already? I couldn’t sleep at all.”

“You’re blushing – how adorable.”

“You look so cute when you’re sleeping.”

“I have no intention of giving you to others.”

“Hey I’m getting hungry, feed me.”

“Hmph, don’t fool around, it’s early in the morning – I’m not awake yet.”

“Promise me okay?”

“No – I’ve just got more things on my mind.”

“Hey, not ‘there’, I told you not to touch /it/.”

“No, it has nothing to do with you.”

“Hmm…what’s this? It feels nice, don’t stop.”

“Okay I’ll get up. Just don’t shake me anymore.”

“Do you really want to touch me?”

“You know I won’t be responsible for anything that happens.”

“W-woah, don’t just touch me out of nowhere!”

“My you’re a bold one aren’t you?”

“Are you lonely perhaps?”

“You want to sleep some more? Come here.”

“Ah that expression of yours, don’t show it to others.”

“My my, you’re the one who told me we can’t do it in the morning.”

“I wanna break your heart.”

“When I’m done with you you’ll be begging for mercy.”

“If only someone loved you.”

“You’ll never be good enough.”

“Fuck you.”

“Oh yeah well you can just kiss my ass then.”

“On a scale of one to ten how cool would it be to do a flash mob?”

“Where’s my goodnight kiss.”

“I love you.”

“You shouldn’t love me.”

“I’m worthless.”

“I’m not worth it.”

“I’ll rip your heart out – don’t even think about it.”

“Such a rare beauty, I’d love to have you for the night.”

“What’s your name? Wanna hear me moan it?”

“What do you mean I can’t be a pretty pretty Princess!?”

“Rawr in dinosaur means I love you.”

“Oh wow you really are a girl/boy – coulda fooled me.”

“Ew. Couples.”

“I’m gonna marry you one day.”

“Sing for me please?”

“You have such a prety voice.”

“That boy/girl has danger written all over him/her.”

“Fear is healthy in relationships…and sexually enticing.”

“ – and then he bent me over his knee and smacked my ass. I’d say it was an ideal night.”

“If you call me your super hella gay bff ever again I’m going to kill you.”

“The correct term is fabulous.”

“I. Will. Break. You.”

[f-yeah-askmemes]

Song-inspired ship meme!

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

who dies first and becomes the other’s guardian angel

who falls accidentally in love first

who would carry the other over fire and water

who convinces the other to waste time chasing cars

who convinces the other to go back and revisit their first home

who apologizes first after a fight

who asks the other to save the last dance for them

who should have worshipped the other sooner

who promises to fly the other to the moon

who kisses the dimples in the other’s back, at the bottom of their spine

[kingofgxthamx-blog]

“yes, i most certainly did, but i would hardly do so with express permission. i’m many things, but i would never force myself upon someone.”

[puddinharley-archive]

“well, yeah but it’s yer call. can’t really blame ya fo’ wantin’ that though.”

[notyourrbiitchx]

“now would i ever be so cruel as to do that?” ivy raised her arms in order to help get the shirt off, laughing softly. “i didn’t think you’d be so patient about it.”

[puddinharley-archive]

harley pushed the shirt forward off of her shoulders, tossing it to the ground as her hands made their way back to her hips. “i’m never patient.”her fingertips drawing patterns on her skin as she spoke.

[lucfler-deactivated20160207]

“he’s REAL BIG in places like this, full of the lost and pathetic.”

[puddinharley-archive]

“i ain’t really catchin’ what yer tryin’ ta say here. who’s REAL BIG?”

[notyourrbiitchx]

she was losing air the longer this went on. ivy knew that she wouldn’t be able to hold out much longer. it’d be too late then. there had to be something that would bring her harley back without hurting her. ivy gazed up at the other, her vision swimming, hands slowly starting to loosen on harley’s wrist the more oxygen she lost. “i…h-here for y-you. a-always. n…never PAIN. just…h-happy.” 

[puddinharley-archive]

her green eyes had a different glow to them, they just weren't the same as the maddening ones of her sick ex lover. and that's when something clicked inside harley's head. the moment she saw the other girl's distress to make harley believe in her words and how much she was suffering, not only for being suffocated but also to she the blonde like that. her hands dropped from her neck quickly and harley crawled back to the corner where she was earlier. "i'm sorry." she murmured under her breath.

[notyourrbiitchx]

tilting her head to the side as though in thought, she moved her hands up to gently run through harley’s hair, biting on her lower lip. “i don’t see why not.”

[puddinharley-archive]

“alright!” she chuckled lightly. “don’t make me wait! ’m excited now.” harley spoke as she moved her hand to the redhead’s hip, inside the shirt and slowly drew them slightly upward.

[fishnetsandflowers-blog]

There was a groan, a hand moving to press against the back of her head, a grimace across her features at the pressure. “I don’t believe this is the worst way I’ve woken up feeling, but I do believe this is the first time I’ve woken up in England with no recollection of getting here.” The girl mused to herself, before her gaze darted over to the other, pale irises trying to take in the surroundings. “Do I dare ask how long I’ve been out for?”

[puddinharley-archive]

“oh, the angry princess has finally woken up. good mornin', sunshine!! how ya feelin’? did ya miss my pretty face, huh?!”

[ofwcndigos]

“-I’m alive? I’m alive.” 

[puddinharley-archive]

“no. yer dead and ’m an angel.”

[lucfler-deactivated20160207]

“oh–this may be nicer than hell. out of the cage and walkin’ free, but on another note– why am i here? daddy find new tricks to send me to SCARY NEW places.”

[puddinharley-archive]

“you have a daddy? what’cha talkin’ about?”

[kingofgxthamx-blog]

“well. what do you suggest, then?”

[puddinharley-archive]

“i don’t know, pengy. yer the one who said ya would like ta kiss me.”