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MEME / accepting. ( torturing someone )
(*) i fucked this one up - did it the other way around & only realised that when i was done n now i don’t have the heart to delete all of it so oops.
since the dawn of time harley quinn & the riddler have had an unstable relationship —— teaming up when it’s convenient for them, only to double-cross each other in the blink of an eye. oh, and the nicknames they give to each other !! A POOR-MAN’S JOKER, RITALIN RASCAL & DAFFY DOC are just a couple of endearing words they’d coo at each other whilst throwing whatever object they’d first lay their hands on at the other person. but regardless of how she feels about edward nigma, she still dislikes copycats way more. so, understandably, as soon as she heard the words RIDDLE ME THIS, accompanied with the familiar arrogance, ticks, tricks & gimmicks, exit the mouth of someone who was not the riddler ( but could easily pass as his son ), she knocked him out with her bat ( he didn’t even put up a fight, what a phoney !! ) & brought him to her apartment for some quinntastic questioning.
❛ —— see, the ol’ QUINNSTER is a lady with good manners & generally a nice person. ‘s why she’ll give ya anotha’ chance ta answer tha question before she breaks a couple’a more bones. now —— who are you ?? ❜ he’s tied to a chair, his defiant G R I N revealing a set of bloody teeth, which is only further infuriating the jester. she’s ready to snap his radius & ulna with her metahuman strength, but the sound of her door opening snatches her attention away from her victim. the pale face immediately lights up, laced with obvious lunacy. ❛ BIRDIE !! look —— i’ve got a new friend. would ya like ta join in on the fun ?? if not, you gotta skedaddle, since i’m bizzo. ❜
