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Hi! Your last post is pretty old, but in case you ever check this blog again I wanted to ask: what do you think of Seb as Lee Bodecker? š
Hey! I am still around, though I have not posted anything kinky in ages. I haven't actually watched The Devil All The Time but I've appreciated the little bits and pieces that I've seen footage wise though I marvel at how he's become a stand-in in so many kink fics. So long as it gets you writing I guess!
*dusts this blog off*
1) Iām still around and lurking! I have to say Endgame brought back my Bucky love BIG TIME and I started to reread old fic which leads me to...
2) ...please give me prompts so I can stretch out my writing muscles!
3) have we talked about Seb doing a movie with a padded suit yet because uh. UMM.
Proof that Freddie Mercury is One of Us
First off, I never planned to run a kink blog, but here we are.
This post is for @missjanedoeeyes - and I wouldāve submitted it, but I couldnāt include all of the photos I wanted to (and also didnāt want my main blog to show up in the depths of the dumpster) so I just ended up creating a whole separate blog specifically to post this. But hopefully I can make good use of it and be a little more vocal in our pantry. Could this be a kink/Queen blog? Maybe? Thatād be fun. Except Iād freak out the vanilla Queen fans and the kinksters may not share my affinity for those who gave us Fat Bottomed Girls.
Speaking of which, letās get on with the real reason Iām here:
Freddie Mercury is an FA. And I want to make him our Queen.
I know what youāre thinking. āJust because he wrote Fat Bottomed Girls, it doesnāt mean he likes them. Besides, heās gay, isnāt he?ā
Yes he is. Or perhaps bi. Thereās an ongoing debate, but it doesnāt matter.
Turns out, Freddie didnāt even write that song. Brian May, the lead guitarist did. But in 2008, he told Mojo Magazine, āI wrote it with Fred in mind, as you do especially if youāve got a great singer who likes fat bottomed girlsā¦ or boys.ā Mojo asked how Freddie could deliver such a convincing heterosexual performance on this song, to which he replied, āOn the face of it, itās a heterosexual song because itās called āFat Bottomed Girls,ā but I was totally aware of Freddieās proclivities and the fact that he was going to sing it. Plus, some of the inspiration for the song came from stuff that I saw in Freddieās lifeā¦ So itās actually not so much of a heterosexual song as you might think.ā
Hmm.
Another song (one that Freddie did write) jumped out at me, but only until I watched the music video.
Itās not one of his best, but it gets a little kinky in some places?
The entire song is basically Freddie appreciating bodies. I was unfazed watching in the beginning, there were just some close up shots of backs and legs and stuff, but when I got to a part in the middle where heās describing someone:
You got red lips Snakes in your eyes Long legsā¦
K. Whatever. But then:
(SHARP INHALE) Grrreat thighsā¦
And during that line, he does THIS.
DING DING DING MY FA X-RAY IS GOING OFF
The song continues, and he approaches a group of lovely ladies, and begins to dance around them. All three of these ladies are big. Not just āthick girlā big, theyāre genuinely heavy.
He proceeds to sing, pointing to the biggest girl,
Body language, body language, yeah Sexy body, sexy, sexy body I want your body Baby youāre hot!
The next part is a little abstract, but she flies through the air and lands on a gigantic cake.
HMMMMMM.
Iād say my case is closed, but thereās one more hard piece of evidence that I think all of us should treasure:
I hereby decree Freddie Mercury our frontman.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER GODDAMN SEEN OMFG. THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESSING!
Freddie Mercury, dumpster icon. ACCEPTED.
great my kinkblog is still here so letās talk about peter b. parker thanks!!!
Do you know what hits me hard? Surprise kink shit. Like Iām just reading a book, watching a show, hanging out with friends, you know - minding my own business. Then all of a sudden a wild āSomeone Holding Their Achy Stomachā appears! A savage āWolfing Food Down And Ending Up With A Visibly Bloated Bellyā waltzes in! A feral āOof I Shouldnāt Have Eaten All Thatā crawls out of a sewer! How am I even supposed to prepare for that shit? They didnāt warn me, no one told me to bring my hazmat suit. I stand defenseless against these rabid attackers!
Yeah so basically surprise kink is my lifeblood.
NEW FARTINGS this oneās for all the remember the 90s kids
(=`ĻĀ“=) Ā - Ā TWITTER Ā - Ā PATREON - Ā FURAFFINITY Ā - Ā (=`ĻĀ“=)
STORENVY (SHITTY KITTIES) Ā - Ā TAPAS (DUMB COMICS) Ā Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā¤ Ā Ā Buy me a cofffee Ā Ā ā¤
Guys with bellies, amiright????
never forget this happened thanks for coming to my ted talk
BF thought he was being cute at the gym, but actually distracting me. Andā¦. All my shirts are too short.
@whowaswillbe @missjanedoeeyes @superstringtheory @goodthick I donāt think this combination of things needs any further explanation
YES JESUS
Why does this never happen at my gym?
You might be surprised, but it's true: David Harbour is a bonafide sex symbol, thanks to his role [...]
āIāve already started the donut training. Six donuts a day! Weāll get there, folks.ā
*grabbing @missjanedoeeyes by the sleeve* CHUBBY BUCKY!
OH MY GOD. HE IS REAL.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joyce Byers/Jim āChiefā Hopper Additional Tags: Weight Gain, Weight Issues, Belly Kink, Pining, Stuffing, Masturbation, sad and lonely jerk off sessions, Light Angst, look this is sad, but yall know these two crazy kids end up together right?, right - Freeform Summary:
In which Hopper pines for Joyce, eats his feelings, and in general is the thick and angsty mess of all of our dreams. (Or: what really happened between S1 and S2, and how Jim Hopper got so goddamned beefy.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @superstringtheory!Ā We wrote you some tragic stuffing porn, as you do.Ā
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iām on ep 4 of stranger things and my love of jim hopper has returned in full force oh no
I made the dadbag because I'm desperate to have dad bod but I'm also very concerned about the health risks associated with it. The solution is quite simple, a bumbag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel like it and even store my valuables in it.
this is the best thing iāve seen today.
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