Hey, its Ray!

“Let’s overthrow the king together, shall we?”

Ray looks towards the other trying not to let his surprise at the statement fill his face. “Is that a wise suggestion?”

“I may have an idea or two,” Ryan replied with a slight nod. “Of course, public support is difficult to get when your king is even half the ass ours is. We could start with a group of a few of us, just to plan a course of action and plant the seeds in the people’s heads.” He smirked, tapping at his head for effect. “After a while, the group could expand, until we have at least enough to start a commotion in the town while we go in for the kill.”

“I may have an idea or two,” Ryan replied with a slight nod. “Of course, public support is difficult to get when your king is even half the ass ours is. We could start with a group of a few of us, just to plan a course of action and plant the seeds in the people’s heads.” He smirked, tapping at his head for effect. “After a while, the group could expand, until we have at least enough to start a commotion in the town while we go in for the kill.”

#V; Hail to the King #[Rye PLS]

Ray nodded despite his need for elaboration. He knew that it obviously meant that he and Ryan would discuss it later in more details. Which made him think that meant the vagabond intended to stay around for a while.The thought made him a little giddy. “Does that mean you’ll be around more? For planning I mean.” He added quickly hoping he couldn’t hear the hint of hope in his voice.

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Send me ┼ for my muse's reaction to walking in on your muse

Number Generator

1. Standing over a body

2. Covered in blood

3. Unconcious

4. Being attacked

5. Torturing someone

6. Struggling to breathe

7. Committing suicide

8. Having a mental breakdown

9. Wearing just a towel

10. Wearing sexy lingerie

11. Completely naked

12. Kissing someone

13. Having sex with someone

14. Watching porn

15. Masturbating

16. Taking suggestive pictures

17. Drunk

18. Practicing pick up lines

19. Asleep

20. Dancing with themselves

21. Packing their bags

22. Climbing out the window

23. Crying at a movie

24. Crying

25. Mun’s choice!

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I may be getting a little carried away

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For RT community day/Lion King 20th anniversary!

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it’s the biggest honor for a RPer when someone says they can hear your character’s voice in your roleplay.

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#V; Parkour Master #[So many levels of not okay]

Unrequited Love & Heartbreak

"Are you really that fucking blind?"

"I'm the one's that's always been there for you, not him/her!"

"I'm in love with you."

"I think I love you."

"I never loved you."

"Can we pretend you didn't say that?"

"Can we pretend I didn't say that?"

"I don't feel the same way."

"I think we should just be friends."

"It's so obvious that you like him/her."

"Can you stop talking about him/her?"

"You know I like/love you, and I'm trying to forget that, but you make it pretty difficult to do that by talking about him/her every time we speak."

"Every time I try to move on, you're right there."

"Stop leading me on."

"You're playing with me."

"I never thought we'd have a last kiss."

"I'm tired of being your doormat."

"Take a chance on me."

"Can I kiss you?"

"I'm tired of being your second choice."

"I'm not even your second choice, I'm not even in the top ten to you!"

"I can't keep pretending that I don't care."

"I was in love with you and you took advantage of it."

"I kinda wanna be more than friends."

"Have you ever stopped to think I have feelings, too?"

"It's pretty shitty how you think you're entitled to have a relationship with me because we're friends."

"Just let me go."

"I regret every time I've said I love you."

"All I've ever learned from love is that someone is always gets fucked someone over."

"Have you ever been in love?"

"I don't believe in love."

"I don't wanna get hurt."

"I'm not gonna hurt you."

"I can't do this anymore."

"You broke my heart."

"Please don't leave me."

"It's over."

"I can't erase you."

#[Oh boy]#[I need me some X-Ray and his unrequited feelings]

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i love suffering

#V; Parkour Master #[not okay]

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SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out.

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text] I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

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Guess my character's romantic weaknesses.

“I should have known that I wasn’t the most important person to him. I mean why would I be? I’m just dragging Vav down, I don’t know why I even bother.” X-Ray sighs heavily talking to himself.

#V; Parkour Master #;open to mutuals #[I NEED THE XRAY AND VAV FEELS]

“Let’s overthrow the king together, shall we?”

Ray looks towards the other trying not to let his surprise at the statement fill his face. “Is that a wise suggestion?”

Ryan raises an eyebrow in return. “Why not? There’s nothing to do, and a sack of potatoes could rule the kingdom better than him.”

Why not was reason enough to overthrow a king? Ray was confused by the statement but he did agree. “Well, you are right. He’s not exactly the best king.” He contemplates it for a moment. “I suppose. Let’s do it.” He nodded in agreement.

“Excellent,” Ryan grinned. If he were to be completely honest, he had been planning this for years. The town needed a new rule, but nobody else seemed to be willing. Ray’s support just pushed him further in this plot. “Do you know anyone on the inside? Anybody who could possibly help?”

#V; Hail To The King #ryanthevagabondguy #[Yay overthrowing a king together!]

Ray thought over his answer for a moment. “I know a fee knights who may be willing to help us out.” He nods. “How will we even go about this? What will be our first step? I know we’re not the only one’s apposing the kings rule but it will be difficult to get their public support.”

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“I know they can close rifts but I don’t believe someone sent them down, more likely something happened.” He said with a shrug, it didn’t matter what they thought really but since he heard of them he didn’t exactly believe that they were sent by Andraste themselves, he always had trouble believing stuff like this because he lost a lot of close friends and family members through all of it.

“I was a servant in Val Royeaux, I want to help the inquisition as well.” He smiled at him and nods in agreement as he took another bite of his food. “I had been traveling all day I set up camp for the night. Should reach Haven by tomorrow if I’m lucky.” He said with a mouthful of food, wiping his mouth with the sleeve of his clothes, he had found a vendor who sold clothes halfway there, stealing a few coins from his bosses room he knew that he wouldn’t be able to go back but he didn’t care. “Everyone is calling this person the ‘Herald of Andraste’ I won’t decide what they are until I see them myself.”

Ray continued on into the camp taking a seat on a fallen log. He knew his robes would likely be dirty after he stood up but was okay with that. “I have a friend who’s mother was a servant from there as well.” He said leaning his elbows on his knees. “That’s what he says anyway, he doesn’t actually remember before coming to the circle.” He finishes with a shrug. “I’m glad you’re here to help the inquisition though. It’s still on the small side and honestly can use all the help it can get.” Ray gives a small huff. “The herald though, they’re nothing special to look at but they can close rifts. So, they really hold all the power.”

“I know they can close rifts but I don’t believe someone sent them down, more likely something happened.” He said with a shrug, it didn’t matter what they thought really but since he heard of them he didn’t exactly believe that they were sent by Andraste themselves, he always had trouble believing stuff like this because he lost a lot of close friends and family members through all of it.

#V; For the Inquisition #creeperbrit #[Smol mage son just wants to be free]

Ray gives a shrug. “Honestly I don’t know if they were sent by Andraste. You’re probably right about that though. I don’t even know if they believe they were sent by Andraste.” Ray himself didn’t much believe in the maker and all the despite being exposed to it all his life. “But that’s not really the point. The point is that they’re going to fix everything so life can go back to normal. I don’t think I want to go back to the circle though...” Ray had to confide in someone, why not someone who had also escaped their own fate.

“Let’s overthrow the king together, shall we?”

Ray looks towards the other trying not to let his surprise at the statement fill his face. “Is that a wise suggestion?”

Ryan raises an eyebrow in return. “Why not? There’s nothing to do, and a sack of potatoes could rule the kingdom better than him.”