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27 Aries and girl dad

[c-umpulsive]

*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[stepmuppet]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[sailatina3]

This really is the type of advice people give women unironically.

[murderofsomeone]

every video game dev is no longer allowed to touch any deserts nor anything in them to any capacity you have all FAILED the test

[murderofsomeone]

"egypt is basically just a barren wasteland with treasure to be stolen repurposed right? nobody lives here so its a victimless crime, right?"

???? NO??????

STOP ROLEPLAYING AS FUCKING COLONIZERS

[murderofsomeone]

"what about the deserts in america? can we borrow the wild west aesthetic?" I need you to ask yourself where the term "wild west" came from and what exactly needed to be "tamed" about it. I need you to think about it really really hard

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[pam3pr]

[dateamonster]

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[monster1994]

Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[loveridden1999]

finally some real fucking journalism

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi