[studioghifli]

[rubyredwisp]

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

[rubyredwisp]

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

[linguisticjubilee-deactivated20]

[mouldysushi]

He looks so proud of it

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[thefreshestowtlook-deactivated2]

Trust.

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[barbiefox21]

Celtic houses

Medieval Dreams

[markv5]

мой дом хочет вторгнуться нечистая сила

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

“the evil spirit wants to invade my house”

[anotherfrenchwarrior]

Let them in.

[forestmood]

DSC03024 by patchattack

[hipster]

hipster

[wunkolo]

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

[bob-belcher]

[franksars]

[babyanimalgifs]

[adumundead]

[miss-jazz-complementarian]

FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

[lightfangx-thosewhofellbefore]

*cHOKES ON DRINK*

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[adrnired]

this is peak cinema and nothing can convince me otherwise

[no-chill-at-all]

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

#humour is just….. out of control on the internet#like how does this even make any sense#but its funny (via @being-of-rain)

[marzipanandminutiae]

the thing about millennials who don’t want kids is I feel like a lot of them are deeply On Board for their friends’ kids

like I’m among the minority of my friends in definitely for sure wanting kids someday

but each of my parenthood-eschewing friends has claimed a different role in my future offspring’s life and they seem very excited to play it

so we as a generation may have fewer children

but I feel like they’ll be the most supported and loved children imaginable

[pfdiva]

As a millennial who doesn’t want children, I am seconding this, because it’s not like we don’t want children to exist in the world!  We do!  Children can be lovely and amazing and they are literally our future!  It’s just So Very Difficult to raise children in our nuclear-family society, especially as a millennial, and you want to do the job RIGHT.

Well, if you can’t do the job right yourself, the least you can do is help a friend raise THEIR child right, help take the burden off their shoulders, and give that kid all the love and attention they can stand.

I’d be damned excited to do that, too.

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Yup and a lot of us are breaking abusive cycles which is just wonderful! I really hope that another enlightening period happens in how we view children & childhood.

[sushinfood]

so i fell asleep at my desk for a few seconds and woke up abruptly to the thought “WHO CARES!? THESE ARE ASSLESS CHAPS!!!” burning through my mind

i dont understand

[thehootmess]

It’s ok, I woke up two weeks ago to slapping my knuckles over my desk, and swore loudly. Only problem was that I suddenly had a thick Brooklyn accent, and thought I was a 1940s mobster for 30 seconds upon waking.

[sushinfood]

I LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS?

[acrossthesea-overtheland]

I did the same thing once, where when I woke up I seriously thought I was Superman for at least a good minute or so. I was reaching for my phone thinking, “Oh my God, I’ve been hiding it this whole time, I’ve gotta tell my boyfriend I’m superman.” And as I was very tiredly and sloppily writing the text I stopped what I was doing and was like, “What the fuck.”

[sushinfood]

Yes. More. I need more stories.

[iyadiad]

jskfjdjfgfg one time i had been watching parks and recreation a LOT and i woke up and my FIRST thought was

“oh my god, do they call me cody or [deadname] at the parks department??” 

and i was legitimately so concerned about it for a solid minute or two before realizing uh, wait, i dont work at the parks department so leslie knope and andy dwyer dont refer to me as ANYTHING bc its a TV SHOW. …

[badgerofshambles]

Several years ago around finals week I sat bolt upright from a nap and said out loud: “okay, it’s bee time, time for bees.” I did not own any bees, I wasn’t studying bees at the time, it was just. Time for bees apparently.

[glumshoe]

My mother had to leave for work super early and came into my bedroom to say goodbye before the sun rose. In the dim light, I didn’t recognize her, and I thought I was George McFly from Back to the Future and Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan was in my room coming to kill me if I didn’t ask out Lorraine. I flailed around and screamed and attempted to punch my mother in the face.

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[rosewater1997]

This post has more notes than people in Iceland