Though it might be a good idea to make a better pinned post lol.
Hello!! I'm Sylv, the one and only mod of this here blog. I go by any pronouns so go wild! My main is @error707-thatdude if ya wanna chat! @bdbro-mod is my mod blog if you have ooc questions!
Asks are currently: OPEN
M!A: N/A
For quick context! This is a silly sort of post canon au where Bro, Dirk, and BGD (and any other Dirk splinter who wishes to join) all live together in one apartment. Bro doesn't have Lil Cal anymore and is still trying to get over the whole "being possessed/influenced" thing, Dirk is keeping an eye on him, and BGD is our newest arrival! Both Alpha and Beta kids/guardians are here and alive and will be mentioned, other guardian blogs are still free to interact though!
• No striderc*st, that's not something I want on my blog. Asks of the sort will be deleted and blocked.
• This may be an au of sorts BUT it's pretty loose! I'd love for other bdhs blogs to interact with me and send asks!
• M!A's are allowed! Named anons are welcome as long as y'all don't take it too far.
• Mod and muse are both 18+ so I tentatively allow nsfw-ish asks on the blog. If its in the source material then it's fair game! Rule will be tweaked of things become too raunchy.
• Ships are a-okay and old man yaoi is welcome but I don't want it to become the blogs main point.
• If anybody wishes to make some kind of arc message me first (either on tumblr or shoot me a message on my discord, lonedistortion). Don't just try starting stuff in my inbox.
• I'm a third year college student in Adapted Physical Education meaning: I'm a busy person. I try responding quickly but sometimes I won't be able to, so please be patient.
• There is likely gonna be heavy topics such as: Child abuse, possession/psychological horror, canon typical Strider repression, canon typical Dirk self loathing + decapitation jokes, lots and lots of puppets and puppet rump. Basically just- canon typical Dirk/Bro stuff CW. Okay look it sounds like a lot but I promise this is a silly, lighthearted blog, just throwing this out here as a quick general warning.
-- And that should be everything! Rules will be added or tweaked depending on how things go. Enjoy your time in Casa de Dirk!
BRO: Been awhile since I've seen ya, Scanon. Good you see you're still kickin'.
BRO, shrugging: To answer your question- Why not?
BRO: Heard all about this god shit from Dave, saw it myself, and I wanted to try my hand at makin' one. Or two- D's an ungrateful piece of shit and I hand made that for him.
BRO: I know we're supposed to have the same ones as our counterparts but fuck that. Thought the blue was cooler.
/ / @badlydrawn-alphadave
/ / real reason is welll- i kinda had more planned before this LOL. There was supposed to be an arc with godtiered Bro ending in it all being a weird dream. Realized I bit off more than I should chew and went back to my roots of shittily drawn, silly doodles with my finger, buuut was attached to the idea of having him in his god tiered outfit so here he is! Dressed up all silly
D: i feel like i need to emphasise that i had literally zero fuckin' choice in the matter
D: do you think i wanted this
D: do you think i wanted the shit stained clown costume that i legally cant wear within five hundred feet of a school
D: i dont know where the fuck that jackass got this design from and i dont fuckin' care. it shouldnt exist and the moment he turns his back for five seconds im burnin' it
*You see the spector struggling to hold up a sign, the edges of the paper fading through his gloves. He hides his face behind the edge - mimicking embarrassment. The costume he was wearing seems off, being a prince of mind, but to him, he was a prince of hope. Something that mixed Jake and Dirk's godtiers.*
// @badlydrawn-brainghostdirk
// also happy hallow thy ween day Sylv!!! 🎃🎃 - Elliot
BRO: Yeah, sure thing kid. We're going to be so fuckin' cool, get all the goddamn candy in the block.
BRO: Been awhile since I've seen ya, Scanon. Good you see you're still kickin'.
BRO, shrugging: To answer your question- Why not?
BRO: Heard all about this god shit from Dave, saw it myself, and I wanted to try my hand at makin' one. Or two- D's an ungrateful piece of shit and I hand made that for him.
BRO: I know we're supposed to have the same ones as our counterparts but fuck that. Thought the blue was cooler.
/ / @badlydrawn-alphadave
/ / real reason is welll- i kinda had more planned before this LOL. There was supposed to be an arc with godtiered Bro ending in it all being a weird dream. Realized I bit off more than I should chew and went back to my roots of shittily drawn, silly doodles with my finger, buuut was attached to the idea of having him in his god tiered outfit so here he is! Dressed up all silly
uhhhhhhhh, i don't know why i have to be the one to give you this because it's weird and you are WEIRDER and also, probably a terrible person? but, you can ask someone else who is not me! anyway since you died or will die in a way that's stupid and lame here is a bed that is just as stupid and lame as you are. ༄
D: . . .
D: . . .
[ He doesn't know if it'll work. You're just a corpse laying in his arms now, though, no harm in trying. ]
[ He lays you down . . . ]
[ Gentle, careful, all while he hopes and prays in a way he never has before. Your body slowly begins to glow and--
TG: this story fucking sucks
TG: we literally just went through this shit, its not "spooky" or "scary"
TG: also why the hell is egbert in your shitty story
TG: kind of a dick move actually to bring up our trauma like this
TG: SOME of us couldnt even god tier man
TG: what the fuck is your problem
TG: yeah what the fuck is your problem
TG/TG: FUCK--
BRO: Where's yer joy? The Halloween spirit? The suspension of disbelief? You shits didn't even let us get to the good part.
BRO: Impatient little brats.
TG: what
TG: the fuck
TG: are you fucking
TG: wearing
BRO: My costume.
BRO: Brought along D's costume too. Don't think I don't see ya runnin'.
D: god fucking dammit
[ Halloween event open!! Ask questions to the . . . prince of breath? ]
/ / Don't worry guys, this isn't the end ;) Just got a bit busy, currently on a trip! Feel free to speculate and mourn in the inbox, we'll get back to it once I've got free time ehe
TG: ...
TG: jesus christ
TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before
TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this
TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back
TG: so
TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh
TG: hand it over
@badlydrawn-alphadave
[ God, can this asshole not help leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]
[ You politely tell him to stayhelp piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]
[ You're not handing Derrick him Cal over without a fight. ]
[Maybe in another time, you wouldn't have drawn. Maybe in another time, you could've found any other way out. If it was just Derrick, you'd trust him with your life, but-
But this isn't Derrick. And you aren't taking any fucking risks.]
TG: if you want to try and kill someone over a fuckin' puppet then thats your call
TG: but cmon. even you gotta know how fucked up that is
TG: i mean christ, dude, dont you have kids? cant imagine theyd be too fuckin' thrilled about all this
TG: hand it over
TG: im not askin'
[ Something feels wrong. You're unsure if it's your own nerves or something faulty in the air. A strange sense of deja vu hits you, but you feel . . . afraid. You tentatively wander out of your hiding place, your mind swirling with disquieted thoughts. Something in your own home is making you feel like prey — like every step you take, something is watching your movements. Your hand presses against the corner as you bring yourself to a halt. ]
[ You're not unfamiliar with the sounds of sword fighting, strifeing; even as a hobby is common in this household. There was never anything serious behind it, no ill intents so getting the faint notion of something feral. Something predatory. If you strain, you can hear the faint grunts, labored breathing. ]
[ The sounds of survival. A fight. You're unsure if you want to thread on but you steel your nerves, trying to remind yourself that you're made for this. To be of assistance when the one who was close to you is in danger. You vaguely remember defending Jake... But that's about all. No other context is popping up. ]
[ Your ghostly form carries you across the floor, finally peeking your head out to see.all the commotion— ]
[ You barely miss the flash stepping man and the sword swinging a bit too close for comfort near you. You regain your sense and all you can see is your dad and.. your other dad. The older brother who was keeping you company and the man who you remember out of everything. ]
[ D . . . Was hurt. You are able to connect the sword on the blood and the gash on his face. Bro had hurt D, but you can't seem to think of why he would do that. Weren't they getting better? Hadn't they stopped fighting? Your gaze flickers to the pupper, and something strikes your heart, some primal fear. ]
BGD: . . . !?
[ You don't know what to say. Any words you could have escape you and all you seem to be able to do is stare fearfully as the two people you can the most about are fighting. Your body shakes as you attempt to step closer despite all the alarm bells in your head going off. You need to make sure he's already, and in reality... Neither of them can really hurt you, right? ]
[ Your blood runs cold when you hear him. You can hardly see through the static of your mind. Dirk? Which one? Which one of your kids-- ]
[ You turn your head fast enough to give yourself whiplash. Ghost stands a little ways behind you. Cal tells you he's a threat. He tried taking him Derrick once already, he'll try again. You can't let either take him. ]
[Your sword is raised before you can even stop it, pulled like the strings of a puppet.]
[ I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't-- ]
[ You don't. ]
[ Suddenly, your head is quiet. Your thoughts are your own. You're free. ]
BRO: . . . D- . .
BRO: David . . .
[ All you can feel is relief through the pain and your rapidly fogging mind, the taste of iron strong on your tongue. Ghost is safe, D protected him. Good.. You're leaving the kids in good hands. ]
BRO: It's . . . okay . .
[ You deserve this, don't you? After all the pain you've caused, you never should have been brought back to begin with. ]
BRO: T- . . Thanks . . .
[ You drop, not as a puppet, but as a broken and dying man. ]
TG: ...
TG: jesus christ
TG: look man, im like 99% sure you werent this much of an asshole before
TG: hell at least you were fuckin' talkin' then - when i said i wanted you to shut the hell up i didnt mean like this
TG: and im fairly fuckin' confident in sayin' it has something to do with the creepy fuckin' puppet hangin' off your back
TG: so
TG: should probably get rid of that thing huh
TG: hand it over
@badlydrawn-alphadave
[ God, can this asshole not help leave you alone for 5 minutes? Who the fuck does he think he is? Trying to take your best friend. Nobody understands. ]
[ You politely tell him to stayhelp piss off by pressing your sword to his throat. Even unable to say anything the threat is clear: If he so much as lays a finger on Cal's precious head you'll chop his off. ]
[ You're not handing Derrick him Cal over without a fight. ]
[Maybe in another time, you wouldn't have drawn. Maybe in another time, you could've found any other way out. If it was just Derrick, you'd trust him with your life, but-
But this isn't Derrick. And you aren't taking any fucking risks.]
TG: if you want to try and kill someone over a fuckin' puppet then thats your call
TG: but cmon. even you gotta know how fucked up that is
TG: i mean christ, dude, dont you have kids? cant imagine theyd be too fuckin' thrilled about all this
TG: hand it over
TG: im not askin'
[ Something feels wrong. You're unsure if it's your own nerves or something faulty in the air. A strange sense of deja vu hits you, but you feel . . . afraid. You tentatively wander out of your hiding place, your mind swirling with disquieted thoughts. Something in your own home is making you feel like prey — like every step you take, something is watching your movements. Your hand presses against the corner as you bring yourself to a halt. ]
[ You're not unfamiliar with the sounds of sword fighting, strifeing; even as a hobby is common in this household. There was never anything serious behind it, no ill intents so getting the faint notion of something feral. Something predatory. If you strain, you can hear the faint grunts, labored breathing. ]
[ The sounds of survival. A fight. You're unsure if you want to thread on but you steel your nerves, trying to remind yourself that you're made for this. To be of assistance when the one who was close to you is in danger. You vaguely remember defending Jake... But that's about all. No other context is popping up. ]
[ Your ghostly form carries you across the floor, finally peeking your head out to see.all the commotion— ]
[ You barely miss the flash stepping man and the sword swinging a bit too close for comfort near you. You regain your sense and all you can see is your dad and.. your other dad. The older brother who was keeping you company and the man who you remember out of everything. ]
[ D . . . Was hurt. You are able to connect the sword on the blood and the gash on his face. Bro had hurt D, but you can't seem to think of why he would do that. Weren't they getting better? Hadn't they stopped fighting? Your gaze flickers to the pupper, and something strikes your heart, some primal fear. ]
BGD: . . . !?
[ You don't know what to say. Any words you could have escape you and all you seem to be able to do is stare fearfully as the two people you can the most about are fighting. Your body shakes as you attempt to step closer despite all the alarm bells in your head going off. You need to make sure he's already, and in reality... Neither of them can really hurt you, right? ]
[ Your blood runs cold when you hear him. You can hardly see through the static of your mind. Dirk? Which one? Which one of your kids-- ]
[ You turn your head fast enough to give yourself whiplash. Ghost stands a little ways behind you. Cal tells you he's a threat. He tried taking him Derrick once already, he'll try again. You can't let either take him. ]
[Your sword is raised before you can even stop it, pulled like the strings of a puppet.]