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[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

albertnatural

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

albertnatural

i didn’t post this. i was hacked and this is all they posted #promise

chilewithcarnage

can you tell the hacker to come back

loveshickk

saulwexler

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

queenofnots

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

mornington-the-crescent

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

crownedpatriot11

What do you think he does

red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251

How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama

theodoretheninja

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

wanderer-chronicles

serregon

🤨

proship-fictionkin

THE TEXAS HAMMER

nanitecitys

Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.

elphabaoftheopera

don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day

that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them

therogueduchess

knightofiris

I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.

Sweet James

I am constantly thinking about this

great-and-small

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.