This a Mess

🌈 Seraph ° 22 ° He/They 🌈

[sadhoc]

I sent my mom a link to a vocaloid song by mistake and this was her response

[baluciarz]

[phantomrose96]

Sometimes I go to myself "you know, I don't understand what NFTs are" and then I go look it up again and discover, yes, actually I do know what NFTs are. It's just that every time I read about them again I'm left going "this CAN'T be it, there has to be something else to make this make sense" and the answer is always no.

[phantomrose96]

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

Happy Birthday Undertale 

[crocodile-dandy]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[blapis-blazuli]

Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

[artisticallygay]

Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

[mellow-elbow]

Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

[hodhihidohdhod]

[justcallmespike-deactivated2022]

Happy Anniversary, y’all.

[pundeserving]

Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

[frogkitchen-2]

Happy april 13th

[koth-harvest-final]

i have NEVER seen such a long and specific phrase trending

but the man deserves it

[rslashrats]

forbidden neil the rat photos

[byelacey]

[thefirstpaleontologist]

[andytired]

I’M DYING I WISH ALL OF THESE WERE A THREAD

[graftandgrief]

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

Fuck this

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

This is insane.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Capitalism is so innovative /s

[thestoryofaslut]

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True   objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")   Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

[goawfma]

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[crystals-universe]

[hyumjim]

it is now lil nas x's problem that you are friends with homophobes. any homophobia that you face, can now be blamed on lil nas x. i think that's nice of him to take on that burden for you. i daresay he is like gay jesus

[gertritude-art]

fandom interactions

[dankmemeuniversity]

[palewanderluster]

[indigobuntings]

rest in peace freddie mercury. you would have loved lil nas x's music video.

[radioactvunicorn]

it was nice while it lasted <3

[officialspec]

one way or another. together.