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Extremely City white people are so fucking weird they see a pic of a deer and theyre like "its an Old God, tell me the wisdom of the trees Forest Lord ... wow this is just like game of thrones" its a deer. Its a fucking stupid idiot animal it doesnt know shit

dramatichoe

animusrox

Jaws (1975) dir. Steven Spielberg

surprisebitch

when u intentionally make a grammar/spelling mistake & someone corrects u

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

rockymountaingothic

achilles’ heelys

whorat-deactivated20230419

why don't you go read a 20k friends to lovers slowburn and maybe you'll calm down

stream

Independence Day (1996) dir. Roland Emmerich

myuheru-archive

blksasuke

that genre of anime where the loser protag self-insert gets transported to a fantasy world and gets a harem of elf girls or whtever is really the worst

mossbian

me, lying in bed with my gamer wife: sorry babe. i’m just not feeling very epic tonight. :(

gamer wife: oh no! f :( is there anything i can do?

me: thanks for paying respects and for respecting my boundaries. and no this is something that not even your epic gamer love can fix. you’re the best thing to ever happen to me and i thank gamer jesus everyday that i met you while you were taking out the trash at the gamestop and i was dumpster diving behind the gamestop.