I Really Like Bread

Liam.28 And yeah, I really like bread.

[bobbole]

Yevgeny Charushin, Snow Leopard

[himynamesisnotemail]

[blue-green-memes]

[greelin]

fruitful endeavors…

[greelin]

[stariteart]

doing my studies

[sometimesanequine]

you could say i have a passion for graphic design

[sometimesanequine]

HELLO?????

[liittlecreatures1985]

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

[liittlecreatures1985]

[retroactivebakeries]

[thesofteststrange-deactivated20]

can you hit me until i bleed? (flirting)

[pump6]

Where would we be if the beer and milk glass app on the first iphone received private equity backing?

[moonlit-femme]

ⓘ This user is prone to biting.

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[kropotkindersurprise]

I have misplaced an egg. I was going to fry an egg for breakfast, took the egg out of the fridge, got distracted, and now the egg has disappeared. I've looked everywhere but there's no trace of egg. where are you, egg? where egg?

Somewhere in my house there is a now truly free-range egg, laughing at me. 😔

[kropotkindersurprise]

EGG STATUS: STILL MISSING

I currently have two main theories:

I put egg on the table on my balcony when i went to water my little vegetable garden and then my nemesis, the fat rude bird who sometimes digs up my garden and then yells rude bird songs at me through my window stole my egg.

egg is still roaming around inside my apartment, possibly cleverly evading capture by hiding on one of the shelves i dont want to tidy cause there's too much stuff on there

i'm still holding out hope that egg and me will be reunited some time in the future. where are you egg? please come back egg...

[godisafujoshi]

Ive been so back from overs that were so that you couldnt fathom

[leggyre]

[postoctobrist]

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

[caats]

[lenetaylor]

band on the run

[cutemech]

she got stage fright

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

reblog in 45 seconds to have a slutty little night