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ken | 25 | they/them i like men that drive in fast circles hockey/other things @sharkens

[pumpkennpie]

pumpkenpie's Fic Masterlist

hi! welcome to ken's fic masterlist. here you will find everything i've published over on ao3, separated by pairing and organized by publishing date, newest to oldest.

Landoscar:

act like you know me- 2,809 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Kissing a stranger at a bar to get a creep off your back, meet-cute.

hold me while i'm dreaming- 5,807 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Hurt/comfort, Lando has nightmares, Oscar wants to help

i'm melting for you- 4,032 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Strangers to lovers, college au, sexual tension and weed smoking.

Lovestruck? Thunderstruck? Same thing- 1,300 Words, Chapters 2/2, finished. Fear of thunder, comfort, fluff.

I Loved You Truly (gotta laugh at the stupidity)- 2,368 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Hurt no comfort, breakup, angst.

hope is the thing with feathers- 1,995 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Teacher Oscar and single dad driver Lando, career day at the school.

He's kinda quiet but his body ain't- 6,636 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Smut, non-verbal communication, smut with feelings

Taste of my Pomegranate Chapstick- 1,136 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Fluff, kissing as a distraction

Fast Car- 30,879 Words, Chapters 7/7, finished. Driver Oscar, DJ Lando, dating app au, hurt/comfort, injury

I Lose Control- 5,161 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Smut, some jealousy

BIRDS OF A FEATHER- 3,028 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Fluff, love confessions, literal sleeping together

Now my nose is broken, what the hell?- 12,576 Words, Chapters 2/2, finished. Fluff, injury, hurt/comfort, feelings realization. Based on Lando's Amsterdam injury

Champagne Opulence- 3,655 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Fluff, getting together

Lestappen:

Sweet Vanilla Silk- 2,282 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Hurt/Comfort, Max dealing with his past, ambiguous/open ending

Choscar:

Trust That I Love You- 1,217 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Hurt/Comfort, post-Baku 2024, showering together

LUNCH- 5,768 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Smut, oral fixation

Maxoscar:

Good Kitty- 3,041 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Magical realism, Oscar gets turned into a cat, fluff, getting together (once Oscar is no longer a cat)

Piarles:

CHIHIRO- 2,916 Words, Chapters 1/1, finished. Major Character Death, hurt/comfort, future fic, reunion

Ficlets:

A collection of anything i post that I deem not a full length fic (usually under 1k words)

[eightyonefour]

recap of charles' appearances on oscar's instagram 😭😭

[hearts-forkoo]

Won the championship, broke up with his gf, lost all his muscles and now all he needs is a (strong) bf

[monacobby]

“I completely agree with a lot of the comments. I just wanted to see everyone’s reactions for me saying something opposite.”

Lando admitting he likes to ragebait and be a contrarian (and people keep falling for it)

[daydates]

oscar with the 'me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic' pose iktr

he said 'yall seeing this shit?' with his face alone. i'm fucking crying. that's his WIFE!!!! put some respect on their name!!!

[tyrannosaurus-maxy]

max??

[evilalienmush]

this is not my week or my month or year

[simplyfianella]

[argentinagp]

LANDO NORRIS | Barcelona shakedown 2026

bonus +: big smile

[sweethomeblue]

people in my life messaging me to ask if i'm watching heated rivalry and i can't tell them no i'm actually reading written porn of real hockey players who are far uglier and more evil

[monacobby]

nobody does it like him (x)

[minty-apricot]

[polarprude]

i have seen oscar piastris tits more than i've seen my family in the past forty eight hours

[17waterlillies]

the duality of man

[dracosbroom81]

[shnehollander]

ao3 is so fucking funny bro. a little bit of puppy play. 9/11.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[pumpkennpie]

Hi i still exist :) just not a lot :)

[pumpkennpie]

i had to block someone in the first ten minutes of logging back in so.