Skipping a rock on a frozen lake sounds absolutely insane.
The sneaky fart at the end always gets me š
I CANāT. THE FART. IāM DYING
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
The Bright Sessions

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Today's Document

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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The Bowery Presents
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NASA

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Skipping a rock on a frozen lake sounds absolutely insane.
The sneaky fart at the end always gets me š
I CANāT. THE FART. IāM DYING
SHINee: Reaction to you accepting their confession
Onew:
He exhales in relief.Ā āAh, yay~ She likes me~!ā Heād be in absolute bliss, and probably a lovestruck trance, until you snapped him out of it.Ā āAre we going on a date or what, Jinki?āĀ āY-Yeah, of course!ā
Jonghyun:
Heād be very excited. Heād grab ahold of your hands and drag you to the nearest cafĆ©.Ā āIām gonna declare this as our first date,ā he says swinging your hands back and forth as he drags you to the counter.Ā āMy treat, what do you want?ā
Key:
Heād be the type of guy to keep all of his excitement on the inside and keep a cool guy composure. Heād wave his phone in your face after heād give you his number and say,Ā āMake sure to call me, jagi~ā
Minho:
āIām so glad Iām cute enough!ā He would joke around with you and make you laugh with his witty charms. Thatās probably what won you over in the first place, but heād make sure you stayed by persuading you with his looks too.
Taemin:
This little maknae would be overjoyed. Heād try to contain his excitement, but it would probably just all tumble out in a stream of tiny squeals and excited hand gestures.Ā āIām so glad you feel the same way, Y/N!ā
2015.11.15 Block B in LA
Look at Jaehyo trying to collect all the confetti XD
cr: ģ”민ķøģ민ģ
Things overheard in the music building:
ā1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?āĀ āBecause fuck you thatās why.āĀ āI will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.āĀ āDude you should eat your lunch.āĀ āI wonāt be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.ā āI always wanted to look inside the percussion room. Itās like Narnia, but noisier.āĀ āSatan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.āĀ āIām thinking about dropping music history.āĀ āBut why, donāt you need that class?ā āYes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.ā āSo my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.ā āSHH. Donāt say the theory teacherās name. Heās like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times heāll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.ā āI found out Mozart had a butt fetish andĀ Iām never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.āĀ āIf I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.ā Ā
you know whatās dumb the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives
you put it in words
what she says: im fine
what she means: is halloween town a democracy or a monarchy? there's the mayor who is seemingly in charge, but there's also jack who is "king of the pumpkin patch" and who seems to have more power than the mayor? who is in charge?
āCancer/mental illness/disability affects rich and poor alike.ā
Uh, no, it doesnāt. Rich people can afford the treatments and accommodations for those things. Poor people cannot. Get the fuck outta here with that classist shit.
Not to mention a higher proportion of disabled people are in poverty and people in manual jobs are more likely to become disabled, there is a class element to disability that cannot be ignored.
THANK YOU.
#Fun story: When my aunt was diagnosed with the brain cancer which eventually killed her#the doctors proposed a fairly aggressie form of tretment#that my uncle hadnāt heard of#and he asked the doctor if his (very good) insurance would cover it#and the doctor looked him straight in the eye and said#āif your insurance didnāt cover it#I wouldnāt even mention it to youā. the resources you have determine your access to healthcare#even your access to knowledge about available healthcare#this means that less affluent people not only donāt receive the highest level of care#they often are not even informed that those higher levels of care EXIST#they just go to the hospital and āget treatedā#at a lower level of care (via flange5)
Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
how hasnt shane been fired yet??
I want to work with Shane
Something really interesting about the worldbuilding of Harry Potter that is never outwardly discussed but I find to be extremely likely and often think about is that
Harry and his friends are likely going to see the end of the Wizarding Statute of Secrecy within their lifetimes and honestly, itās already on its last threads while heās at school. With everyone so busy with what Voldemort is doing, the entire Wizarding Community fails to see what the Muggles are doing.
Itās the 90ā²s. Our 1990ā²s. The internet is starting to grow and comes into nearly every UK and US household. Video cameras are becoming thinner, sleeker, more user friendly, and above all, cheaper. By the time Voldemort is dead, the first camera phone is only three years away from being made.
Yes, these things donāt work in Hogwarts, or likely in the Ministry either, and maybe even the biggest Wizard towns block electronics, too.
But Muggleborns exist. They exist and canonically are able to do uncontrolled magic, with eleven years of life before their questions about how and why are even begun to be answered.
Itās 2015 and there are more than a few eleven year olds who have their own cellphones, which now almost all come standard with cameras. Or they have older brothers and sisters who have them.
YouTube exists in the modern world and anyone with an internet connection can post to it easily.
Even if the Ministry has a new special division to monitor the internet for leaks, they donāt REALLY understand most Muggle technology and this isnāt likely going to be any different. They wonāt be able to get every video and picture and post.
It starts with a video of some kid blooming a flower in their hand like little Lily Evans did in front of her sister some forty years ago. People will just think these are pranks, tricks of editing and lighting like that one guy does with his Vines. But then some other kid sees it, and recognizes it as real because they can do this same thing, too, and no one believes them, either.
Muggleborn children start finding each other on the internet long before Hogwarts finds them.
Hogwarts is still, quite literally, in the Dark Ages. Theyāre too slow. Theyāre too outdated. They canāt keep up unless they change.
The world is different and a big secret like the Wizarding Statute of Secrecy isnāt going to stay hidden for much longer.
Maybe not even ā19 Years Later.ā
Reblogging this because it relates to my wizard-internet post. I could totally see this happen.Ā
Benjamin ShineĀ
carried the shit outta u son
What is this from please? I googled it but found nothing.
itās from a korean movie called love fiction and the actress is Gong Hyo Jin
reblog for WoC excellence
she just vaporized him
this is really satisfying to me for some reason
NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY āYOU NEED A HAND?ā AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED
Who reblogged his
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hoseok + hats/beaniesĀ (good shit š)
Parking is a challenging sport for some of us.
That last oneā¦
Weāve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will notĀ stop being nice.Ā
- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)
- loaned us garden tools when we didnāt have any
- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane
- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that heād picked from his garden
- and tomorrow heās coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.
Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.
Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I canāt even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.
ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.
HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLESĀ āJUST IN CASE YOU DIDNāT HAVE ANYā. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
BASTARDS - IāM GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY ARENāT I?
The Gay Agenda, everyone.Ā
this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e