My dump stat is STR

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Kelly, 26, ISFJ, Cancer. McElboys, Polygon, Critical Role, dogs!!!, and comedy.

[bobbimorses]

it’s jeff! infinity comic #8

[bloomingcockroaches]

[tiktoks-repost]

[elecktrum]

The only possible response

[simplystormie]

Everyone just GETS it

[geek11562]

I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome

[cursesyourbloodline]

[official-lucifers-child]

[tinymoththing]

[cat-memes-only]

[nonbinary-mungojerrie]

[random-fandomania]

[garlic-slut]

These men said “that is NOT what women are for” so fast

[exceptionalcelestial]

oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do

[the2headedcalf-moved]

do you ever think about those friend-for-an-hour strangers that you only met because you ended up in a weird situation with them?

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[redshift-13]

Michigan lawmakers listened to 6 hours of election fraud testimony and it was hilarious

On Tuesday, Michigan lawmakers dedicated more than six hours to allowing evidence-free testimony on the unproven and, frankly, unprovable election fraud claims of Trump supporters. A good summary of these kinds of events came from a man named Bill...

[posttexasstressdisorder]

That-there’s a big ol’ pile o’ Weapons-Grade Stupid right there.  Ah’m a-tellin’ ya…

[a-grim-grinning-ghost]

I always thought parks and rec was being hyperbolic about how these kinds of meetings with the public go…

[cute-animals-only]

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[everythingfox]

lots of kitties

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[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[bitchwitchvibes]

Understandable, carry on

[pumpkinnspice]

Now that we know we’re staying in Michigan for at least a few more years, I’m cherishing all the beautiful sunrises I’ll get to see ❄️☀️❄️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CIqNEjOln8K/?igshid=1hl4d7gnqrvrq

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

your moon sign is showing

[makemadej]

Spoken like a man who has totally thought this before 🤔 [x]