[deerchasingheadlights]

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[aaaaasneakattack]

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

[rhaenyratheecruel]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ellieohno]

[memewhore]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

[stormesandshowers]

Me rn:

[smittenbutch]

being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks... you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where's the flavour. the body hair. i'm right

[l3iii-deactivated20241027]

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

[hopefulmisanthrope]

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

[rothbardiswrong]

New meme drop

[resqectable]

“I’ve decided to make myself strong. As far as I can tell, that’s all I can do.”

— Haruki Murakami

[dankmemeuniversity]

[insomniac-arrest]

Tumblr is not a social media site, it is a mid-20s crisis center at this point

[tikkety-tok]

[pawprint3]

This is better than any snl sketch

[hey-its-escher]

[cykelops]

rabbits are gods most evil creature. So small. So round. So soft. You wanna pick them up. But you can’t. You can’t. They don’t like it.

[mp3v0]

Hey. Good news. If you’re reading this, you’re my last mutual. I softblocked everyone else. It’s just the two of us in here. Nothing to worry about. Would you like a glass of scotch? I haven’t opened it yet, care to do the honors?

[ca-3]

[stevienick]

[stunningpicture]

[slugspoon]

u look good today!