BandGeekBookFreak

Hi, I'm EmJ, I'm 25, pansexual, they/them. This is my blog. It's mainly anime stuff, art stuff and funny posts. I also write fanfics sometimes and you can find them with the tag #bandgeekbookpost

[fernfablesart]

Qiqi getting those dang Violetgrass for Baizhu.

[omnibread1]

snek yawn

[thesoundofmadness]

Ok some more bullshit for twitter refugees who need to learn the Tumblr Etiquettetm

Change your blog icon. Do not leave it as Tumblr default bc you will be seen as bots. Also helps if you change your URL to something fandom related/unhinged. urls like sarah-x-lynn will cause people to think you are a bot and block you

There's no algorithm. Whatever pops up on your dash is yours to deal with. Unfollow/block people as you please.

Again, there's no algorithm. The content on this site is user-circulated. Abuse the reblog button.

Abuse the tags. If there's something you wanna say on a post but don't want to intrude, use the tags.

Follower numbers don't matter here

There's no character limit on posts or in blog descriptions. You can post the bee movie script 50 times if you want. Go ham

This isn't twitter or tik tok or whatever. There's no need to censor yourself. Outright admit you want to kill a us senator, no one will judge you.

If you're gonna trigger tag something, don't censor it. Don't use like #r/pe tw use #rape tw

Lastly, don't be a dick to people. Abuse the block button for all it's worth.

[a-reader-and-a-writer]

And PLEASE add "read more" to long posts!

[talesfromtreatment]

These are the strongest nursing ear twitches I've ever seen.

She also looks evil and determined when nursing, clearly using this time to plot her takeover of the world

I, for one, welcome our future feline overlord.

[talesfromtreatment]

And then there's the other one....

This is how I actually tell them apart: mastermind vs. mess.

[tsunderestimated]

I’m sorry the actor who played Kuze in yakuza 0 said what

[tsunderestimated]

[umbrageliker]

CORRECT

[aratoop]

Yes he did get the best head in his life from a trans woman once, but this leaves out that he was also in love with a trans woman for 16 years and considered marrying her. Kind of annoys me that that bit gets left out since it makes him look like a complete ass who was transphobic before getting head 

[si-lantro]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[jordisstigander]

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

[huffylemon]

hell yeah baby

[hellsite-yano]

[larval-tear]

goth girl cock

[larval-tear]

you know what? goth boy pussy.

[windup-angel]

[blackkatmagic]

the sheer offensiveness of rereading something you wrote, discovering that, hey, it’s actually pretty good, and then reaching the end, wherein you realize that if you want more you actually have to write it

[caledoniaseries]

fuck’s sake 

[taste-of-ink-deactivated2020071]

writers will look at their own WIPs and be like “is anyone gonna finish that” and then close the tab

[christophoronomicon]

I feel so attacked right now…

[mysharona1987]

[foulserpent]

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I'd be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I'll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I'll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.

[rubydragon16]

     As if the heaven and the earth, never say goodbye...

[emita-ita-main]

relax dude, it's just a 2007 summer afternoon

[the-haiku-bot]

relax dude, it’s just

a 2007

summer afternoon

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[justpastryvideos]

x

[aicalica-aicarai]

[roseillith]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you