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#double entendre

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Selling fake designer bags...

Frauda

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Fisherman has a bad day and can't catch anything.

The struggle is reel

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Whats a trees favourite instrument?

A Xylempholem

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Italian leader begins to work out.

Musclini

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I’m dating a Canadian guy named Hudson.

I’m Hudson’s Bae.

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What's a lawyers favorite brand?

American Legal

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Doctors operating without anesthetics? 

The nerve.

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Scientists recently discovered that the T-Rex had wings.

Dino soar

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My tire popped on my way to school.

The struggle is wheel.

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Juice boxes favourite type of pants are capri suns.

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I was having a bad day when donating blood.  The nurse told be to B positive, but I was completely livid.

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Me 2 my astronomer cow gf: look up.

Astronomer cow gf: but why?

Me: i see u in the sky

Astronomer cow gf: where???

Me: rite there, its the milky bae

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A man steals cars in order to pay for his crack habit.

Rob Ford.

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I call my missile a detective, cause it'll sure lock and holme

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A Mexican gangster gets shot on a golf course.

Hole in Juan.

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A man monopolizes the seafood market. Plain sellfish

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