LIVE FROM THE PHREATIC ZONE

heat | 28 | they/she/he | ._.

[pungenday]

i think itd be nice to be a goat or satyr. id love to eat an aluminum can someday

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

*Columbo voice* So you were reading posts on Tumblr? Oh, that's a great website. My wife has an account on there. She showed me one about the color of the sky? Funny stuff. Although there is one thing, sir. How could you have been reading a post when no one on Tumblr has any media literacy?

[chrownox]

oh yes, i remember now. i was reading my own post i had just written. i'm a stickler for the details you know. here you can even see the time stamp indicating the moment of posting. clearly i was busy elsewhere when the murder happened now if you'll excuse me, there's a callout post i've been meaning to tend to

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

That explains it, sir. You know, at the station they always tell me I sweat the little stuff too much. But that must be how you have... what is it, sir? 500 followers? Very impressive. Well, I'll get out of your hair. Wouldn't want to get in the way of social justice. Oh, there is one more thing. There's this tag on the bottom of your post. Is that what you call those? Tags? I wonder where you get a name like that. Anyway, I didn't understand it. It says "queue be continued". I hope I pronounced that right. What does that mean, sir?

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[m41-d]

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[flipchild]

when you tell them you're all out of smackarels and all you get back is that hundred-acre stare

[kirkwallguy]

veilguard having solas say a line almost identical to one in bbc sherlock to try and make him sound profound sounds like something i would say to be mean about weekes' writing skills but it's real

[kirkwallguy]

and arguably bbc sherlock's actually works better

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[soulren]

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

[subterra-rose]

Obsessed with this picture I have of my cat from her old owners

Holding her like a can of pipsi

[subterra-rose]

[florallyconscious]

Early morning landscape

[thememedaddy]

[foodonmydog]

White pizza with Bacon, Spinach, Tomato and Ricotta. 

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[yellow-cat]

(trying to cheer you on) hey, lets grab this thing by the (remembers youre neutered) nothing

[ros-sauce]

Eating the most constructed breakfast burrito of all time rn

[ros-sauce]

It ended up being like this

[pashagohooooonk]

Great tag, here's a shitty edit

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.