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@puninvited
Every aspect of my blog has “way more salt”
I blame everything that’s happened in the past few years
On British Top Gear being cancelled.
[Penetrate him]
guy whose pronouns are who/whom/whose
“whose pronouns are who/whom/whose?”
“that’s right”
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
i need to fix my whole life please
PLEASE lord 🙏🏼
Please I need it
oh to have a vivid imagination
I don’t remember hitting the like button on this post, but past me clearly had good taste. X’D
Hey @one-time-i-dreamt
I was in my room on the bed with what I guess was my boyfriend who also happened to be a zombie or something of the sort. I was exfoliating my face when he started to scratch his arm saying, “Look, I’m exfoliating as well!” and pieces of skin started to fall off. So I said, “Stop I don’t want dead skin on my bed.” He stopped, looked at me saying, “Honey, are you aware that you’re dating a dead man?”
Warm Bodies (2013)
It must have been some mistake, I’m not the one who should be saved, my divinity has been denied.
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All I know is draw hot fire man, eat hot chip and cry.
Fallen angel? Biblical nightmare? You pick. I just wanted to draw more winged Firebrand :)
He has 4 wings, his halo is personalised, as is his sword. The flaming sword can be used to sever ties from a higher power, as a rune of severance has been molded into the hilt. Hey that sounds familiar 👀
Lyrics from “Do unto others” by Mindless Self Indulgence
Do not use/repost without permission
Pumpkin spice pretzel bites
Ingredients
PRETZELS:
1 pkg yeast
1 c. warm water
2 T. brown sugar
2 T. sugar
1 T. melted butter
1 tsp. salt
2 c. flour add more as needed, I ended up adding about one more cup
3 cups hot tap water
1/4 c. baking soda
1 egg white + 1 T water
1/4 C. butter melted
2 T. pumpkin pie spice
1/4 c. sugar
ICING:
4 oz. cream cheese softened
2 T. butter softned
1/2 tsp. vanilla
1 c. powdered sugar
dash salt
evaporated milk as needed for desired consistency.
Instructions
To mixing bowl add 1 cup warm water. Sprinkle yeast and white sugar over water. Add 1 T melted butter. Let sit for about ten minutes until bubbly.
In a separate bowl add flour, brown sugar, salt, and flour. I started with 2 cups of flour.
(As the dough mixed I added more flour, by the Tablespoon, as needed to get a soft bread dough. Bread is a funny thing and you may have to add more or less. I use my dough hook to make my bread. Once the bread starts to peel away from the bowl it is getting close to the right consistency.) Stir the dry ingredients until they are mixed together. I add them to a sifter, which isn't necessary...just easier for me.
Add dry ingredients to yeast water. Using dough hood, or similar attachment, let dough need for about 5 minutes. Like I mentioned earlier, you will likely need to add more flour throughout this process to get the right consistency.
Cover dough with a towel and let sit in a warm place for an hour, or until dough has doubled in size.
Remove dough from bowl and place on floured surface. Divide dough into four pieces. Roll each piece into a long rope. Cut rope into about 2 inches in length.
Line a baking sheet with a silpat, or parchment paper. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
Add 3 cups hottest tap water to a bowl. Stir in baking soda.
Working in small batches, add pretzel bites to soda water. You only need to let them sit in the water for a second. Remove the bites with a slotted spoon. Once they have drained for a second place them on lined baking sheet. Continue with remaining pretzel bites.
Mix egg white and 1 T. water. Brush on pretzel bites.
Bake 13-15 minutes, until golden brown.
While pretzels are baking melt 1/4 cup butter in a medium sized bowl. Mix pumpkin pie spice and sugar together (I put it in a sealable gallon bag).
When pretzel bites finish baking, working in small batches, set them in the melted butter. Stir bites around to coat. Put the bites in the bag with pumpkin spice sugar. Shake the bag until bites are covered with sugar. Remove from bag and set on paper towel lined plate. Continue until all bites are covered. If you give the bites a heavy coat of butter and sugar you may need more melted butter and pumpkin spice sugar. This amount worked just right for me.
ICING:
Add all ingredients to a bowl and mix until smooth. Add evaporated milk a little at a time, until you reach desired consistency. You want it to be a little thinner than frosting.
Serve pretzel bites right out of the oven with icing as a dipping sauce. You can microwave these later, but they aren't as good
My perfectionist self, still on her first (Perfectly-crafted) paragraph after two hours: I am a horrible writer, how could I even possibly think this could ever be good enough to show to other people, why am I such a failure–
My feral self who doesn’t give a shit anymore, on her twelfth page of literal garbage in thirty minutes that she can always come back and edit later: *Removing earbud* wat
How do you deal with your actions having consequences? I can’t imagine it
tbh i spend the vast majority of my time dealing w/ the consequences of other people’s actions
Where are you now my love?
Jackpot
This is getting kind of ridiculous.
There are two five leaves in there somewhere
I lost count
This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!
Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work
fuck it, lets luck this shit up.
A red flag… for WHAT exactly?
I was in the middle of nowhere in a desert and it was stormy and the sky was dark and kind of swirling with lightning and there was a figure in front of me who was wearing a cloak with a hood, kind of like a grim reaper. There was a shadow over his face so I couldn’t see it but he reached out his hand which was bony with long fingers and claw-like nails. He ran his nails down my face, he didn’t scratch me, he just touched it, and went, “Do you know what Hell is?” I said that I didn’t know and he replied, “It’s me, my darling,” and then I woke up.
Bro that's such a raw line
The largest cat in NYC, and possibly the world, is a 28 lb., 4-foot-long Maine Coon named Samson. He’s bigger than most bobcats (and most toddlers), and every day he likes to sit on his owner’s chest first thing in the morning. Source Source 2
Motherfucker unlimited