Punk Man Paradise

Bite my tiny metal ass

[mightyenas-deactivated20120728]

[ookamideus-deactivated20140105]

[fandomquoter]

[punk-kid-paradise]

This is what it's like to play magic with me

[spaghettisaucerer-deactivated20]

tiktoks when u turn the sound off be like

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mens-rights-activia]

[punk-kid-paradise]

When you just want some diet root beer

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[punk-kid-paradise]

Boys.. b a d

[break for applause]

And just like that I have 1.8 octodecillion soft minded followers

[cleopatronising]

What a concept

[blackwoolncrown]

plot twist: someone actually paid attention to fight club’s point

[punk-kid-paradise]

People very seldom have anything of substance to say.

[trcouture]

https://instagram.com/chase.dexter

[punk-kid-paradise]

You about to make lemonade, strong boy?

[idleisland]

I dont like your posts im just here to see you fail

dad?

[punk-kid-paradise]

Dad?

[bottleofstardust]

The Infinity Saga (2008-2019)

[fandomquoter]

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

[punk-kid-paradise]

Classic

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hem1ock]

Visit Original Link

sometimes i feel ive got to *minecraft death sound* *minecraft death sound* run away

[punk-kid-paradise]

I don't care if you're a regular

I literally give no shits about regulars at my store. I'm new, you need to tell me what the fuck you want. Don't just smile at me and expect me to know, I've never met you.

I also don't want my coworkers to run up behind me and grab your order for you. Use your adult faculties to speak up and fucking tell me what you want like a grown up. I might as well not be there when my coworker is grabbing your order and typing your phone number and everything else before you and I even get a fucking word in.

Fuck regulars, and fuck coworkers that can't mind their fucking business.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

just found out today that ddlg doesn’t stand for daddy long legs like I thought and I am mindblown

[one-time-i-dreamt]

What do you mean it is not the abbreviation of the name of this cool looking spider that the internet has been using for some reason???? What do you mean it’s not??? W-what????

[punk-kid-paradise]

Lol no it not only means means you wanna fuck a kid, you wanna fuck a kid that you made!

[sonypraystation]

i never found out what homestuck was my mutuals shielded that shit from me like forbidden jutsus

[wenchyfloozymoo]