Infinity and Beyond

tara | 23 | F | chiken tendos

[littlemiss-mayhem]

THAT KILLCAM THO

[littlemiss-mayhem]

[loststormtrooper]

I like how this is essentially 2 kill cams because the vid is what Junkrat sees, and what Widowmaker will later see, but what Widowmaker sees is what Junkrat sees after dying.

[mxnrique]

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

[dawva]

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

[nos3um]

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

[tiramiisu-archived]

This vine has been playing on repeat in my mind all weekend

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[scrapnick]

In 2018 we’re being nice to actors and that’s final

[saltwaffle]

gonna sound like some kyle stan here but this especially goes as hollywood begans casting less “typical” faces, even among white men. i have a friend who has a large nose exactly like adam driver, and it has done wonders to her confidence to see people saying he’s hot — maybe i don’t like the character or even the actor but by NO means am i going to shit on his appearance. its such a tiny thing, but it IS a step towards dismantling the standards of conventional beauty.

[yeezy-nation]

Can you please stop telling people to “go eat a brick”? Because if someone actually did they would die. Stop suicide baiting, its not cool

[owny-chan]

its true, i was a brick that was eaten and someone died

[kylieminogueofficial]

That brick was the first to die at stonewall

[theweirdwideweb]

[danfuckedoffbutreturns]

I am still amazed that this is just something we do like it’s genetically coded

[diabolical-blue]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Witches in modern situations: cool and cute

Wizards in modern situations: the funniest shit I have ever seen

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Exhibit A: Woonyoung Joon’s art

Exhibit B: This shit right here

[powerfulwizard]

Thats because the witches you’re using as an example are young and cute and you’re a coward for leaving out disgusting hags from the modern age

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

[smugladies]

[hezenkoss]

[nickyflowers]

[bogleech]

that time will smith brutally deprived future generations of high art

[argumate]

I imagine Will Smith looking haggard and staring into the distance thinking of the Wild Wild West soundtrack, like old Ben Kenobi.

[sparkling-nebula]

i feel like i wasnt supposed to see this

[hlwim]

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

[elf-trash]

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

[yo-its-matt]

Visit Original Link

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Why are they playing Mario 64 music

[yo-its-matt]

not like anyones around to hear it

[scribbleboxfox]

Matt this is actually terrifying

[pietriarchy]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[liathepenguinologist]

Visit Original Link

[musashi]

Justin: Griffin’s just sitting at the end… juggling–fushigi-ing two glass balls in super tight pants, just waiting for his kid delivery.

Griffin: [dismissively] Well, they’d–

Justin: Once he, bests his minions.

Griffin: –they would be Pokeballs, and also it’s not a kid delivery, this’n–there’s no fuckin’ guarentee that a kid that comes [intense] INTO THE BEGINNING of my crucible… makes it to the END of it undefeated. [beat, stammering] In fact, I–I’d say–I’m gonna pack–I’m gonna stack this gym! With fuckin’ PROS. I-It’s gonna–It’s going to be… It’s–It’s gonna be brutal. It’s going to be a torture chamber.

Travis: What–well, what’s the theme? What’s the theme, are you like–is it a Bug theme, is it–

Griffin: [thickest, most annoyed sarcasm imaginable] YEAH TRAVIS, UH, UH, UH, UUUHYEAH TRAV! I’M GONNA OPEN UP A ~Bug-type~ Pokemon gym! You idiot! Yeah, that’s what I want, because I want to give out–I wanna–I wanna shit out badges for every… ham and egger that comes to my front door!

Justin: [laughing]

Griffin: Yeah, that’s right Travis! [doofus voice] “Go, Caterpie!” [normally] That’s me, you fucking imbecile. [bad Justin Roiland impression] “Yeuh go… do your best, Kakuna!” [normally, smile in voice] What are you fucking talki–?! Yeah, Bug-type gym.

[beat]

Travis: …alright, um, I’m gonna go, I’ve embarrassed myself.

Justin: …maybe Fire? Fire-type, could you do Fire-type?

Travis: Fire-based? Make it a–

Griffin: Yeah, yeah, I’ll probably just… that’s a good idea Justin, I’ll probably just do a Fire-type one, so that [angry screaming] ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP. 

Justin: [laughing quietly]

Griffin: Killed all of us with one Blastoise, huh? Wow, shit, I shoulda… 

Justin: Yeah, I don’t–

Travis: Just do Rock, then! Just do Rock-type!

Griffin: [voice dripping with malice] …the same Blastoise,