wwe enjoyer

im very normal about wrestlers also. uber normal about it

[punkheadproblems]

when the fun of being crossfaded starts to sound like: "i need that old man's cock"

[punkheadproblems]

anyone else sobbing rn??

[punkheadproblems]

had a really weird dream that for some reason Triple H was my college teacher and announced a pop quiz. i was so scared i called my mom crying and dropped out immediately

[cerubiaid]

how it feels to have two of your favorite characters also be the two that fucking hate each other

[dontkeepthedev1lwaiting]

my favourite men who fucking despise eachother

[punkheadproblems]

Becky Lynch killed H*lk H*g*n and i love that for her

[peps1ph1l]

Guyliner Punk come back..

[punkheadproblems]

so, i've named the Bad Thought voice Randy, and honestly, i keep imagining Randy Orton is telling me to kill myself and tbh it makes me giggle every time because really Randy?? apex predator, The Viper, and that's the best you got? cmon man.

[thedman0310]

[punkheadproblems]

soooo sick of the writing. i literally cant tonight

[raventheegoddess]

CM Punk's Sex appeal is O.O

[aureliacorvina]

Calling it now. Punk wins and Seth cashes in. No way would Seth cash in on just Cena. He's gotta screw with Punk.

[dreamybabybutch]

Wanna wrestle? Not that I think I'd win, I just want you to force me on the ground and see your satisfied smirk when you get me in the perfect position...

[punkplums-deactivated20251101]

this was ghost written by cm punk btw

[punkheadproblems]

y'all i just had a full frontal dream with Randy Orton and i was so shocked i woke myself up. i have literally never seen full frontal in my dreams, it's always like Barbie genatalia for some reason which begs the question: why was Randy Orton's cock in my subconscious? why was it so vivid? why was he in the middle of the ring naked? there were people there too. im mad i woke myself up, i need context now. i have so many questions

[punkheadproblems]

not them straight up ignoring Danielle Fishel

[solo-uso-deactivated20241106]

Why the chemistry between Kevin and I is so good is because: when he's in control, I am his. He can do whatever he wants—he will destroy me, and when I pay him back, he lets me destroy him.

[punkplums-deactivated20251101]

as a lesbian, this is one of the most gay things i've ever seen a person say about their relationship with someone else. oh my god.

[punkheadproblems]

happy pride to whatever these two have going on

[lovelesslolax]

TELLING 90S/00S WRESTLERS YOU WANT A BABY OVER TEXT

BASED OFF OF THE I WANT YOUR BABY MEME

Shawn Michaels

Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Bret The Hitman Hart

Eddie Guerrero

00s Randy Orton

00s John Cena

[sweetcolorfulies]

can we appreciate the no hair gel look? he looks delicious

also im fucking upset like my poor baby hes clearly not weak but wwe manages to make him look weak. fuck it