alc ixc xan

amelia, 16, aus.

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

ME

[brbgottagoread]

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

[cuteless]

date someone you could have fun at at a grocery store with

[bestabs2015]

[charlesoberonn]

whenever I’m having a good day I’m gonna tag them #guten

it’s my guten tag.

[wearyewe]

*groans*

[theoldaeroplane]

all these fuckin teenagers and their tiny-ass text and themes fuck off i’m not legolas

[wigglyflippingout]

“what do your elf-eyes see, legolas”

“pastel grunge”

[weloveshortvideos]

[hoespice-deactivated20180619]

tryna sing along to a song in a language u don’t know

[noshoesella-blog]

Tag yourself, I’m mr greenside

[thebottomfronts]

We all go through our respective Sella cycles

[gomburza-blog1]

tag yourself im snark

[xafsa]

@chaos-curls

[punkmartian]

@atouchofchaos

[birdhorse]

“Socks with dog designs”

no, I’m looking for dogs with sock designs

[kingcadash-archive]

@puppysera

[luisapa9-deactivated20210623]

Cheap plane tickets, that’s all I ask for

[refunk-deactivated20160517]

Illustrations by Jiwoon Pak

[10938488482]

[superficialwitch-deactivated201]

this is sisterhood

[antiandrogen]

Oh my god?

[charlavail-deactivated20210902]

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[mexicofifa-deactivated20141019]

when ur mom drags u but its true