A blue ribbon

aries | college freshman | 19

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

[st0neymal0neyx0]

reblog to kiss your mututals on the nose

[mobydyke]

part of the universe's inherent cruelty that all the parts of being a grownup that you idolized as a kid are both the best and worst parts of adulthood

[mobydyke]

[isnt]

[funnytwittertweets]

[bettyrightnow]

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

[fruityfinnegan]

your 4 most recent emojis describe your 2022 experience mine are fucking 😔🤡✨😭

[fruityfinnegan]

bringing this back for 2023 i’m 🥳😔👀😭

[princessmo]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[unclefather]

[memorycycle]

octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

[niceinchnails]

jazz is so good. have you guysheard of this shit theres tumpet

[beardedmrbean]

[funnytwittertweets]

[punkposh]

[nat-20s]

Three most useful phrases for my 20s so far have been "fuck it we ball", "take it easy, but take it", and "if it sucks, hit da bricks"

[depsidase]

[devertigozation]

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

You guys wanna have a playdate?!

[bibbity-bobbity-booyouwhore-dea]