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I'm Kyle. I like dogs and pop punk. I'm here for a good time, not for a long time. He/Him/His.

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

my doctors

[hotvampireadjacent]

they aren’t old enough to go to medical school. this is fraud and they’re all unethical quacks

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

dont be fucking ageist on my post

[hotvampireadjacent]

answer me this: how high is their kill count

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

with you, it will be one more.

[meanplastic]

[bolinbender]

*insert dragon sweety I’m so sorry meme here*

[arahir]

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

[arahir]

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

[electronictragedy]

While you slept, He studied the blade

[starwarsgraphictee]

Despereaux SNAPPED

[arahir]

this last comment is the only funny one this post has ever gotten thank you for your service

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[neopetsilluminati]

[otherwindow]

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[elasticitymudflap]

listen to me……. spongebob 2015-now = Good

[ridragon]

!!!! I hope Patrick isn’t mean for no reason anymore and I still want justice for plankton. My biggest peeve was that Patrick just suddenly was a dick?

[elasticitymudflap]

patrick is only here to fight people who are mean to spongebob its really good

[bisexualspongebob]

louder for the people in the back!!!

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

[fiyhi]

honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”

[sebbytrash]

This perspective made my life 3000% better

[embracingwild]

fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that

[rachrecovery-deactivated2024061]

I needed this

[tamamita]

This Kirby will protect your posts from being flagged

[gingerlovesio]

I’m waiting for this to get flagged honestly

[tamamita]

Bold of you to assume Kirby will be flagged

[fluffballchikorita]

He looks like a boobie

[tamamita]

STOP SAYING THE NAUGHTY WORD

[neverthere12345]

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

wow i love this

[neutralangel]

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

[todaysbird]

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

[darkestelemental616]

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

[manie-sans-delire-x]

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[goobra]

[selki]

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm